Jake & The Crystal Dicks

Jake (MENELAUS), SJSU (Spartan Up), Music Education (Euphonium), ΚΚΨ (ΛΨ), Queer (Bisexual). I’m here for a good time and a long time 💃

[conzoop]

Who up Gargling they goyle?

[sirkayleeofcamelot]

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

[big-blog-of-cheese-day]

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

[thyrell]

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

[the274]

*becomes the evil wizard because the local strong knight is cute and I want to get beaten by them.*

[evilwizard]

*dumps my evil chemicals in the well behind some random dude’s house*

[xeppeli]

go hell you

mothor fuck of a shit

[prehistorymaker]

How does this have 12,000 notes?!

[xeppeli]

ya ya ya bullsh fucking lie

[delphiniiidae]

gun

[xeppeli]

gunass

[djbodyhorror]

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

[disgustinggf]

[pollopom]

oomfies just chillin'

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[narvalitus]

Why Do You Need To Do This

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[domonoadamu]

STOP THIS.

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[chongoblog]

Judy there are limits

[zomi-hime-deactivated20201001]

@lifeisdetermination

[officialfist]

@princessdawnauroreon

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

Here are my contributions

[joshuadduarte]

[taciturnaberration]

[the-gentle-giants-art]

[a-sentient-cup]

[jamiewilsondraws]

YEE HAW YALL

[carfuckerlynch]

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

[creepiqorn]

[never-obsolete]

The Sims 2 (2004)

[fishgummy]

pull up his shirt play with his

[wizardmons-moved]

[fishgummy]

you get it sid

[wizardmons-moved]

[fishgummy]

sid where did you get this

[weaver-z]

Shaggy: Like zoinks, Scoob, I think Velma's into girls

Scooby: Resbians???

[velociraptrix]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Can't believe tomorrow is wednesday. What's next, tuesday?

[deanwinchesterapologist]

I am very tired

[gaskarth-moved-deactivated20230]

no character design will ever top this absolute unit of a man

[lo-sulci]

[unclefather]

[chubbyghostt]

[sea-of-serpents]

[jcash91]

I laughed so hard at this.

[2460onetruepairing]

It actually gets funnier if you read this in Sir Ian McKellen’s voice.

[zagreus]

and people say jar jar tolkien wasn’t funny