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Welcome | Carmine | 27 | A simple personal blog. I reblog mostly birds, weird little videos and bad jokes. Current interest: Arknights, Holopro

[jncos]

vengaboys haiku

We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[offshoreoilrig]

[galaxywarp]

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

[animepopheart]

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[lesserknownwaifus]

Sohee from Ragnarok Online

[fallout-lou-begas]

[echo]

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[robylovi]

I love it especially when it cuts to them like this:

[a-cipher]

anon I want you to know that I am always thinking about this

[knivesforbreakfast]

Typa shi ive been on

[justgarb]

source: nottheworstmom on IG

Yeah, these would do numbers at the ren faire. I'm giggling about how her boobs come in like the nose of the star destroyer in A New Hope

[deetsvibre]

Anime boob physics happening in those dresses... But damn I am not upset.

[madlori]

I am crying laughing.

"Can I spank men with one of those giant paddles? I'll work for free." Honey, the men would be paying YOU. A lot. For the privilege.

[il9vemyputer]

everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

[solowinged]

let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama

[omnybus]

Space chickens

[booksbabybooks]

Posts like this are why I'll never leave Tumblr

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

girl youre not gonna believe this

[threeninesfine]

OP made this unreblogable but I had to show y'all

[niuniente]

Looks Don't Really Matter Much At The Job (仕事に見た目はあんまり関係ないよねって話 ) by Takaki Tsuyoshi