Name's Carp.

A bit weird. A bit fun. A lot bi. Too old. She/they. Queer librarian. Occasional poet. AuDHD. If your feminism is exclusionary, it’s not feminism.

[buddwyer]

[ceekari]

Unmute! This camel is not making the noise you think it is

[cryptotheism]

Me when I notice a plate of fresh fruit or perhaps a slice of red velvet cake

[womansfilm]

your ruthless efficiency in disembarking from this aeroplane has captivated me mademoiselle

[womansfilm]

i just read the caption for this unreleased newsreel footage more carefully... WHO wrote this lkasdjfaksjdfjlskjdfslkdfj

[womansfilm]

ok coming back to this (as one does) i didn't realize you can click the newsreel dates/codes and it'll pull up the source for the descriptions/captions . so 'bogey is there to protect bacall from hepburn, a notorious woman lover' was written by someone in the hearst metrotone news library in 1951..? ⚠️⁉️ i have a dozen more questions

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Wizards (1977)

[definitelynotindecisive]

[bogleech]

Oh are there people who don't know this mess of a movie has the all time most spectacular final wizard battle in the fantasy genre??

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[carpathiacarfax]

Goddammit y'all. I might be in love with another one.

But this one actually likes me?

[carpathiacarfax]

Update: I am, and so is he. This is beautiful.

[carpathiacarfax]

Goddammit y'all. I might be in love with another one.

But this one actually likes me?

[queer-as-city-folk]

When am I allowed to stab a man?

[important-quest1on-anon]

march 15th

[queer-as-city-folk]

That's so far away though

[yellow-cat]

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

[hamblimp]

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

[yellow-cat]

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

[yellow-cat]

HEY !!!!

[endlace]

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

[yellow-cat]

put a bullet in me already why dont you

[yellow-cat]

hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

uptown rat.. he’s been living in a social frat…. bet he’s never seen an ass this fat….. i bet his mama never told him that

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

uptown rat… he’s been living in a paris flat.. he’s got a job inside a tall twink’s hat … his dad would not approve of that

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[kedreeva]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[takiki16]

[nonethefewer]

this is the best response image ever

[s0lar-ch3ri]

Video Description: A camera pans over a classroom throughout the tables. Everyone is sitting on the tables and holding hands, in various shirts and hoodies the students are wearing. As the camera makes its way through the winding line of around 16 students, the end student holds a large metallic stick with a metal sphere on the top, holding a 500,000 volt charge. The camera turns back over to the beginning of the line, which now shows a kid with a blue hoodie and a mask. He starts jumping a bit, preparing himself to fist bump the kid first in line, with short curly hair and a blue blazer. The camera moves to give a full idea of the classroom, right behind the blue kid. As their fists make contact, everyone flinches and fold inward, reacting in pain from the shock.

Audio Description: The person behind the camera, supposedly the teacher speaks to the audience. He says the following: “And here we are, it’s 2021, and all my students are yet again *holding hands* and they just love each other so much, oh wait no. Josh is holding us at a 500,00 volt charge, and now Mark’s hair’s starting to go. [He gets louder here, yelling a bit.] And so! Alex is going to give him a fist bump, AND EVERYBODY IS GOING TO BE SO HAPPY. …ALEX WHENEVER YOU ARE READY GO.”

As Alex gives the fist bump, a small spark is heard, and everyone yells in agony as they are shocked. Additionally, throughout the video the classroom’s chatter can be heard.

[fravery]

Blue Birch Woods no.1

by Jef Bourgeau.

[poisoneitherwaaaay]

women will see the craziest Targaryen there is and think HELLLL YEAAAAH (me, I am women)

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[aggressionbread]

just letting everyone know this post has been cooking for 7 years and it'll finally post in 2028

its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp

[flairina]

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[bananaquilava]

[toyastales]

Art Deco Ingrid perfume bottle made of malachite glass by Riedel Glassworks, depicting a figure beneath a waterfall, Bohemia, Czech Republic, 1930s.