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just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

how rude! the scythe's utility as a weapon is besides the point! it's symbolic of the end of the- what? you come from a coastal mercantile fief and are only vaguely aware of agrarian symbolism? you didn't get to read enough literature to really understand the significance? you know what, this isn't even fun anymore. go bother the demon princess. why can't they send a bard's college dropout for once?

rosieandthemoon

La Puerta, by Damián González. 2010

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Pokémon: Eevee & Friends ⋆⁺₊❅. Glaceon

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KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

classicalcanvas

Fir Forest (1901) by Gustav Klimt

milk5

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

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dajo42

had to tell marge simpson that homer simpson had been murdered, to which marge responded by swearing revenge, and lisa simpson said "but mom, killing for revenge makes you just as bad as them" and marge simpson responded "lisa, if we spend our whole lives drawing lines in the sand to define whats right and wrong, we wont notice the tide coming in" to which bart simpson exclaimed "ay caramba!"