I Get Vocal and Ranty & I'm Not Sorry

Female, Leo, Feminist, Bisexual, Cis, Buddhist. Apparently I'm a good agony aunt??

[redgoldsparks]

Here is the full version of my first comic for The Nib, which went up yesterday.

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[redgoldsparks]

This is still constantly on my mind. 

[your-villainous-neighbour]

rights received

[your-villainous-neighbour]

gay rights pt2

[advanced-procrastination]

Pt 3

[rusccc]

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER

[thenatsdorf]

Enya, as intended. (via lilmissshitpaws)

[winemom-culture]

[wowvantasticbaby]

Just so people know, I looked at the source and the sister was in a very bad car accident and these gifts are likely her way of dealing with her trauma.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

honestly…. the fact that they didn’t include this in the original post fucking sucks. but also… i know these gifts may seem “creepy,” but they’re all really practical (well, aside from the book) and show that she clearly cares about the safety of her loved ones.

[prince-luffy]

This makes me wonder how people view trauma. You see a lot assholes online of shitting on “sjws” for being triggered and not having ~real~ PTSD, but things like this make me wonder if people simply have no idea how to recognize PTSD when it’s not people freaking out over a loud noise.

[the-real-seebs]

… “doesn’t … seem traumatized by it at all”

what. the. fuck. how does that not “seem traumatized”.

[crackinwise]

Her way of dealing with trauma is trying to prevent others’ trauma, and regardless, those are mostly useful gifts the average person doesn’t think of getting until it’s too late. High anxiety runs in my family so they gift the same kinda things. Idk how caring about someone is killing the mood.

[naamahdarling]

Yeahhhh the only kind response to this is “Thank you for loving me and wanting to keep me safe, I love you too.”

That’s a good and caring sister. Don’t fuck it up.

[cassieshawol]

“I was in a car accident and survived by the grace of whatever Deity was looking out for me or sheer dumb luck. I don’t want you ever to be in a similar situation and not have a way to help yourself. Not being able to help myself has resulted in deep seated trauma that I am unable to fully express” 

[morticious-delicious]

Adam, Savage. 

[a-book-of-creatures]

Honestly the biggest disappointment I had researching ABC was that medieval authors did not, in fact, see the creatures they were describing and were trying their best to describe them with their limited knowledge while going “what the fuck… what the fuck…”

[a-book-of-creatures]

Instead all those creatures you know came about from transcription and translation errors from copying Greco-Roman sources (who themselves got them from travelers’ tales from Persia and India - rhino -> unicorn, tiger -> manticore, python -> dragon, and so on).

[downinmybeastheart]

So unicorns are real

[a-book-of-creatures]

behold… a unicorn

[gallusrostromegalus]

I always thought animals in medieval manuscripts looked like the result of having to draw say. A Tree Kangaroo, but your only source for what it looked like was your friend who heard it from a fellow who knows a man who swears he saw one once, whilst very drunk and lost, and I am SO PLEASED  to find out this is, in fact, the case.

[glamourweaver]

Questing Beast

- Neck of a snake

- body of a leopard

- haunches of a lion

- feet off a hart (deer)

So is it

Or….

[weaselle]

don’t forget that some of the legendary creatures they were describing were from other people’s mythos which were passed down in the oral tradition for gods know how long. You know what existed in Eurasia right around the time we were domesticating wolves into dogs?

these beasties. For a long time, science had them down as going extinct 200 thousand years ago, but then we found some bones from 36 thousand years ago. Which, y’know, is quite a difference. Since you can bet that any skeleton we find is not literally the last one of its kind to live, many creatures have date ranges unknowably far outside the evidence.

In South Asia there were cultures that described a man-beast/troll forrest giant  who’s knuckles dragged the ground, and everybody from the west was sure it was superstitious mumbo jumbo, but you know what used to live there?

And did you know that some of the earliest white colonizers of the Americas heard accounts that there were natives still alive who had seen and hunted and eaten a great hairy beast, shaggy like the buffalo but much bigger, with a long thin nose like a snake and two giant fangs… so, like, mammoths, you know? but they were totally discounted because europeans of the time were like, elephants live in Africa and aren’t hairy, you can’t fool us, pranksters!

Anyway, the point is between the early writing game of telephone description thing talked about by OP, and the discounting of native cultural accuracy, I’m pretty sure most legendary creatures are in fact real animals one way or another 

[shipping-isnt-morality]

Good morning! I’m salty.

I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.

This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.

You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.

“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.

If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.

[zandracourt]

This needs to be reblogged today.

[justsparethoughts-deactivated20]

Consenting to see adult content doesn’t mean you should have to see a bunch of shit romanticizing incest and pedophilia you walnut

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Except this is the last line of consent before the actual work. So if you’re at this button you have already done the following:

1) chosen to go onto AO3 in the first place

2) chosen the fandom you wish to read about

3) had the chance to filter for the things you do want to see like a specific pairing or a specific AU

4) had the chance to specifically filter out any tags you don’t want to see like, oh I don’t know, incest and non-con and dub-con and paedophilia

5) had the chance to set the rating level if you wish to remove any explicit content at all

6) have read the summary of the story, which aren’t always great but are the only indicator of what the story will be like writing wise so something about it was good enough for you to click on it.

7) have read the tags of the story which will tell you what is actually in the story. If you have used filters to remove stories with things you don’t want then there shouldn’t be anything in here that’s a shock to you but maybe there is. That’s why the tags are there for you to check for yourself.

8) Then you have to actually click on the story. You cannot see anything other than the summary or the tags without personally deciding that you are going to open and read this story.

9) Only here, at step number nine, do you get to the adult content warning pictured above. You have been through eight different steps, the last six of which have also been opportunities for you to see that this has adult content. And AO3 has *STILL* stopped you to ask one last time “are you sure you want to read this because it has things that only adults should see in it”.

If after this point you are reading incest and paedophilia then it’s probably because you specifically went looking for it.

You walnut.

[vi-maxwell-blog]

This is the most beautiful thing that I have seen about ao3

[rmh8402]

Always important!!!!!!

[secretstudentdragonblog]

Cannot stress ‘you walnut’ enough

[alljuicedup]

PROTECT YOURSELF!

DO NOT EXPECT STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET TO DO THAT FOR YOU!

The internet is an amazing thing, but it has always and always will be dangerous!  Not sure when we went from “don’t talk to strangers” to “strangers protect my children”, but that’s just not the case. 

[weskit-deactivated20141112]

[babygeena]

My Queen.

[optimysticals]

I do love Dolly.

[tellmeoflegends]

Here in Tennessee, Dolly has an organisation called The Imagination Library. It donates books that she chooses every month to EVERY CHILD born in Tennessee from the day they’re born until they turn five. TWELVE BOOKS A YEAR FOR FIVE YEARS EVERY CHILD! Thank you, Dolly Parton!

[fabledshadow]

IT TOOK THE FIRE DEPARTMENT FOUR DAYS TO PUT IT OUT

[stele3]

Dolly Parton is financially backing research into a vaccine for Covid-19.

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[plausiblyren]

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

[eco-socialism]

[bhrarchinerd]

My Mother’s Garden

The garden lasted a few months. Then, an agent of the town’s housing authority found out about it and told my mother it was against the rules. “But no one’s using the land,” I remember her arguing. “The kids in the neighborhood play there.” The response was clear: Get rid of the garden or be evicted. Here was another one of those impossible choices of poverty. This was what my classmates would never understand, as they earnestly debated welfare fraud and the grasping desperation of the undeserving poor.

My mother stopped tending the garden and the next weekend a maintenance worker came and poured something onto the soil that made all the plants die and turned the grass brown.

[saturnineaqua]

This is what they did all over bushwick. The older black folks would start gardens ,especially on Broadwag,and the city would tear them up and pour bleech and rat poison and put up barbed wire and "no tresspassing" signs . Brutalized a beautiful sanctuary in the city.

Now white folks want them,NOW they're "community gardens" allowed to flourish.

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

[romansleftshoulderpad]

I decided this shouldn’t stay in the tags actually

[catsi]

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

[ultracrashunderride]

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

[elegyofikana-deactivated2018102]

Link?

[chaxtic-love]

yeah it was link

[kirboob]

link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger:

[max-out-of-ten]

The current record is 27.5 minutes. Knowing that speedrunners skip the Great Plateau tower, this means that they don’t get the cutscene where Ganon and his Guardians awake until they reach Hyrule Castle. Ganon doesn’t even know Link is awake until Link is at his doorstep, which is about 16:50 into the run.

Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed.

Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link.

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

Ganon fucking wishes. Link comes flying in on a paraglider at like 80 mph just because he jumped off a bokoblin’s head. I can only imagine Link screaming “FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU” all the way (about 50 seconds in the run but 30 seconds without lag)

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Body language is completely unique to every single individual person and the science of body language is almost if not completely unreliable and if I have to listen to one more person claim they can “read” me by my body language I’m gonna flip.

MULTIPLE people in my life have told me they can “tell” I’m “self conscious” because I look at my feet when I walk and they say it like they want me to open up about some social insecurities, like I have some wall they’re about to break down and we’ll have a moment

And I tell them the same truth every single time:

As a kid we had two MASSIVE Holly trees in the backyard and my dad and my uncle, both well meaning but perhaps poor planners, said “yes a great place for a swing set is directly beneath those.”

So they built it there and the issue is that entire section of yard was a Minefield of dried Holly leaves with one final mission before they became dirt which was to Stab themselves into a child’s foot

And being that my siblings and I had some feral rage aversion to wearing shoes, we took to running to the swings on our tiptoes, staring at the ground for the leaves

And to this DAY I still look at the ground when I walk out of habit formed by a decade of that

And NO body language guide and NO BBC Sherlock wannabe would EVER source that

[taste-of-ink-deactivated2020071]

“I can tell you’re lying because you’re playing with your hair.”

I’m playing with my hair because I have ADHD and can’t stay still.

“I can tell you’re lying because you’re looking up and to the side.”

I’m looking up and to the side because I have ADHD and can’t hear you if I’m looking directly at you.

“I can tell…”

shut up shut up shut up shut up

[chaotic-carnifex]

“You’re biting your lip, you’re being flirtatious”

I am literally chewing my lip bloody. What the fuck.

[agentduckorico]

“You’re so quiet when you walk what are you sneaking around for?”

Im not sneaking around I took ballet from ages 3-6 and now my instincts are to walk quietly

[inyaccurate]

“why are you doing that? you’re making it easy for me to tell you’re-”

shshshhh i’m sorry i cant manipulate my fleshsack using my brain the same way you do but for the love of god shut up and let me vibe

[marauders4evr]

THIS SHOW IS SO PURE!

It’s worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).

[marauders4evr]

BONUS:

[marauders4evr]

Bonus #2

Of course I had to show the best part:

[bipolar-bubbeleh]

what is this !!??

[note-a-bear]

Well shit, im gonna have to watch this show

[likehercoffee-deactivated202008]

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY DEATH MATCH

[whitepeopletwitter]

Reality is stranger than fiction

[robotsandfrippary]

that’s some Nazi shit right there.

[ghiraheeheeheem]

Thought this was fake or a misunderstanding but

https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/08/politics/plaid-shirt-guy-trump-montana-rally-cnntv/index.html 

[elencaorange]

Twitter

[unicornempire]

This is some truth laid down right here boy.

[quasi-normalcy]

Millennials have essentially been forced into a perpetual teenagerhood by socioeconomic circumstance, we desperately want to grow up, and we’re worried that we’re running out of time to do so

[kurgy]

please read

im remaking this post since the other has died down and i know yall are tired of this at this point but the nature of capitalism is a cycle of poverty and im just. so tired.

my sister/landlord is demanding more and more money from me to the point that every conversation turns into a fight. i dont make a lot of money, my paychecks are few and far between and commissions are running me ragged.

ive officially decided im moving out, i cant be in this environment anymore.

my sister has written me an eviction notice, and her boyfriend has officially told me to get out

so i have to put my dental work on hold indefinitely and i need to start a move out fund before i end up sleeping in the park so uh please help out if you can this is urgent and im desperate

paypal.me/kurgyy

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