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Hot take: Jaskier is LITERALLY just a normal theater kid, who fell through a portal into a fantasy series and just rolled with it.
Source: I, a theater kid, upon falling into a fantasy series, would immediately start writing stupid songs, and adopt the first big strong man that I saw.Ā
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āLetās continue to reach out and lift each other up, God bless you, thank you so much!ā Lizzo wins Best Pop Solo Performance at the 62nd Grammy Awards.
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Fun fact yāall, the reason why so many Ancient Greek and Roman statues have tiny genitalia was because large ones were associated with stupidity, ugliness, and foolishness. Smaller penises meant rationality, wisdom, and authority. If you look for ancient statues of well-known horny and mischievous figures like Pan, they have hella large dicks.
iām stupid and my meat is huge
A jock in an ancient Grecian locker room: lol look at this dudes tiny meat
The guy whose about to invent the rumor that a tiny penis makes you smart: oh you havent heard?
Researchers have used Easter Island Moai replicas to show how they might have beenĀ āwalkedā to where they are displayed.
VIDEO
Finally. People need to realize aliens arenāt the answer for everything (when they use it to erase poc civilizations and how smart they were)
(via TumbleOn)
Whatās really wild is that the native people literally told the Europeans āthey walkedā when asked how the statues were moved. The Europeans were like ālol these backwards heathens and their fairy tales guess itās gonna always be a mystery!ā
Context:
The lady is a succubus, which in this setting is mostlyĀ human but with superpowered pheromones that passively make humans aroused just by being in the same room and essentially drug people out of their minds if she touches them directly. [The effect is so strong that thereās an entire government agency devoted to observing (from a longĀ distance) all known succubi to make sure they arenāt starting suicide cults or going on murder-rape binges or whatever.] This causes her a variety of problems in life; she has to get up extremely early and stay at work late to take mostly-empty trains in order to avoid being in a crowded metal box full of humans, for example. But worst is her nonexistent love life, because how can you ever be confident that somebody has genuine romantic feelings for you if youāre supernaturally attractive to everybody? Is it ever morally acceptable to have sex if holding hands is effectively a date-rape drug?Ā
The guy is a perfectly ordinary biology teacher, who crashed into her in the halls on his first day and got a huge dose of aphrodisiac. But she is a Respected ColleagueĀ so it would be Highly UnprofessionalĀ to think of her that way, not to mention how Inappropriate it would be for a high school teacher to do or say anything while there might be students around, and wait a minute wouldnāt treating her differently just because of her biology be Super Racist? so obviously it is his Duty to act Perfectly Normal and pretend that he Feels Nothing.
She sees that he seems to have no reaction, and this sparks her interest. Is he immune to her powers? Clearly this requires further investigation! For entirely scientific purposes, not because if he falls for her heād be the first guy she could trust to do so for legitimate non-chemical reasons (and totally not because she might be able to bone him without feeling bad about it).
So youāve got the worldās dorkiest succubus clumsily trying to seduce this guy and heās trying very hard to drink enough Respect Women juice to make up for over half his blood travelling south every time he sees her. Then for added fun several of their students catch on to these shenanigans and they ship it so they decide toĀ āhelpā.
you know I can respect that premise.
carried the shit outta u son
What is this from please? I googled it but found nothing.
itās from a korean movie called love fiction and the actress is Gong Hyo Jin
reblog for WoC excellence
she just vaporized him
it's wiggly wednesday
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the intensity of the rage men direct at harmless girls doing harmless things would be hysterical if it wasn't so terrifying
seriously, search "VSCO girl" on any search engine or social media site. at best, it's cruel mockery. it rapidly devolves into threats of violence against teenage girls for... wearing scrunchies and putting stickers on their water bottles.
i have a theory that "VSCO girls" are hated in particular because there's nothing sexy about it. it's almost deliberately unsexy, with the crocs and the oversized t-shirts and no makeup. it's childlike without appealing to a pedophilic gaze. it prioritizes female friendship.
it's also cute as heck. you go girls. drink your water. be environmentally conscious. have strong, close friendships with other women. wear comfy clothes. take care of your skin and hair. make your life beautiful, celebrate (nonsexual) beauty.
Iām running a DnD campaign with my siblings and mom, who are all big MythBusters fans, so obviously I made Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage NPCs. Adam is a human and Jamie (JAM13) is a robot. Adam claims to have built JAM13, and is not satisfied with his inability to emote properly, but is very satisfied with his walrus-like facial hair. JAM13, however, claims to have grown Adam from a test tube and named him after the biblical figure, and says he is āclearly a very primitive approximation of a human being.ā Insight checks on who is lying are useless because both of them fully believe theyāre telling the truth.
Youāre doing the Godsā work my dude
whatās the truth op
I know all these individual words but this sentence makes no sense to me.
I know roughly what this sentence means but i refuse to believe that it is real
Update: Ole Miss got a touchdown with four seconds left, one of the players lifed his leg like a dog peeing on a fire hydrant and got a flag for excessive celebration, and the kicker missed the goal post which cost them the game
Iām sorry, why the fuck are there rules against āexcessive celebrationā? why canāt people be happy about scoring a touchdown? Like Iād understand if he got in the other teamās face or whatever but he just did something silly. That shouldnāt cost a team a game
The excessive celebration rules come from the 1960s when free love and drug use were rampant. The rules were first suggested when Thaddeus Hopper of the Philadelphia Bells scored a touchdown against the San Antonio Alamos. He celebrated with an on-field party that held up the rest of the game for seven hours, and resulted in no less than 17 drug arrests among players alone.
But it was not until the infamous Touchdown of Orlando in the summer of 1968 that the rules happened. Late in the 7th inning, Chaim Levi of the Orlando Blooms scored a touchdown against his teamās longtime rivals, the Sacramento Mints. The crowd went wild, and at Leviās lead, they stormed the field and participated in what would be called by announcer Harry Caray,Ā āThe largest orgy since the inauguration of Calvin Coolidge.ā Estimated to have had over 3,000 active participants, the touchdown celebration not only established the excessive celebration rules but 197 pregnancies, 104 arrests for indecent acts committed upon astroturf,Ā and somehow, the extinction of the Florida Condor.
At first however, the rules only designated 5 minutes in the penalty box for the responsible player. The rules did not achieve their modern consequences until 1971:
It was a bright summer day when the Omaha Holdems faced the Salt Lake Salt Licks. Omaha was up 6 points in the final period with 12 meters down. Holdem star Doyle Kaplan dribbled the ball 11 meters toward the goal and in a move that football announcer John Steinbeck (no relation) calledĀ āThe pinnacle of this sport we call live-action-foosball,ā Kaplan spiked the ball into the Salt Lake teamās score-orifice and began his illegal celebration.
The actual details of his celebration have been censored and redacted since the event to prevent copycats, but here is what we at FIJMUĀ have been able to ascertain about the excessive jubilation:
Between 37 and 68 people died or lost limbs
The state emergency tequila supply was fully depleted
Both teams were disbanded and both cities were banned from the sport
85 Georges Méliès films were lost or destroyed
The ball pit was pathetically small
Pollution and Climate change, unheard of previously, existed ever after
Jimmy Hoffa was never seen again
Christianity is now a distinct religion from Judaism
Bessie, the prized cow of Omaha, was skeletonized by piranhas
Satan, laughing, spread his wings
Billy McFarland (no relation) was charged with fraud
The Hindenberg crashed
The Titanic sank
Ronald Reagan was elected president
PeopleĀ āsneezeā now
The ongoing censorship of the actual nature of the celebration has kept the event one of lifeās great mysteries, as the footage was destroyed, the announcer was sworn to secrecy, the players were given gag orders, and the audience was forbidden to even tell anecdotes of the day (no relation).
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iām āthe state emergency tequila supply was fully depletedā
Iām one of the 85Ā Georges MĆ©liĆØs films that were lost or destroyed.
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings
Oh Lord, yeah!