[gorps]

seriously though, when are people going to start paying me to write callout posts

[gorps]

The implication that law school covers kin drama is really good

[aflo]

it’s called identity theft

[gorps]

It’s not my fault komaeda left his social security papers at my house

[christel-thoughts]

[runawaymarbles]

also, sometimes: everybody is talking about this, but not on the specific tumblrs you follow or: everyone is talking about this, but guilt trips get more notes.

[morethanonepage]

or: people WERE talking about it five years ago, WHEN IT HAPPENED

or: no one SHOULD be talking about it bc it’s not fucking true

or: it is true & we should be talking about but it’s presented so disengenously & outrageously that it reads as false & no one will take it seriously esp bc you never link to sources

[thescholarsruminations]

Basically all of this

[straightwhiteboystexting]

i believe it is attempting to establish contact 

[charlesoberonn]

Whenever a brand’s twitter tries to use a meme or young people’s slang

[frist-dumblr]

this is my favorite warrior cats quote 

[werewolfstripclub]

[keradin]

@cat-focused @wokeboke

[midtown-parker]

so butthurt men are leaving negative Rotten Tomato reviews on Captain Marvel before they’ve even seen it ???? If your masculinity is honestly that fragile that you feel “excluded” from a female led Marvel superhero movie, then I genuinely feel sorry for you

[devils-anus]

Are you kidding me!? They dropped it that low? You haven’t even seen it yet. What the actual hell.

[midtown-parker]

I just double checked and I think it’s gone from 96% to 53% !! it’s crazy.. why are people so pathetic ??

[cryingsaltbaby]

What the fuck

[glitterthegaywitch]

WTF. I just made an account specifically to upvote this movie.

[midtown-parker]

what the fuck.. guys please can everyone who wants to see this movie make a rotten tomatoes account and go upvote it !!!!! it looks amazing and it’s such a shame that people are trying to tear it down

[midtown-parker]

thank fuck for that

[icyxmischief]

Pathetic.

[moistmailman]

Leaked picture of the main antagonists in the new Pokemon game

[pyreo]

[b0ssbot]

do you ever draw something SOOO self indulgent and dirty u just have to take a moment and be like

[sayaaensland]

Because gay people are dirty and erotic and disgusting and drawing them is sinful and shameful and naughty.

[b0ssbot]

lmao hi, i’m OP

1. i’m queer.

2. this post was about kinky transformers porn.

3. tbh its hilarious how wrong you are lmao fuck off.

[seriousfic]

Admitting to drawing transformers porn to take out a hater:

[tentadog-deactivated20220704]

not all heros wear capes

[aluox]

There’s probably more but these are the ones I can think of at the moment! Please be considerate and don’t play pranks at other people’s expenses!

Have fun everyone!

[gildedcryptid]

CONFUSE DONT ABUSE

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[pissvortex]

why the fuck does texas roadhouse encourage its customers to throw peanut shells on the floor. absolutely hellish restaurant

[pissvortex]

yeah awesome dude this really gives your eating establishment a good old boys country atmosphere. just serve me slop through a trough while you’re at it. fuck you

[hashtagloveloses]

if non-americans read this and ask if we’re ok we’re not, this is a common occurrence and not just this one chain restaurant, but several others

[teathattast]

Minecraft Masterpost

[keradin]

@cat-focused

[prophecyguy]

this is the most loaded dialogue in the entire toy story mythos

[vicholas]

#spiderverse spoilers

You ever think about how Doc Ock knew that Kingpin’s plan would never work because people who stay outside their own dimension for too long end up dying, but she didn’t fucking bother to tell him.

[vicholas]

Doc Ock fully knowing that Kingpin’s stupid plan would never work and end up just destroying the multiverse, but also thinking how funny the look in Kingpin’s face will be when his family dies in front of him again:

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

You’ve heard of sicko mode what about THICCO Mode

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

If you rear-end this car you’re legally required to say “Buenos dias,”

[uncle-beanbag]

You may rear end it

Once

[worldsweeper-deactivated2019091]

hrrnn… optimus im trying to sneak around but i’m dummy thick and the clap of my car ass cheeks keeps alerting the humans

[scribe-of-planes]

[voidwardenalex]

[moodydiva-deactivated20160310]

[thathomestar]

this lady did more research into SMT than most persona fans do

[cheaphalloweencostume]

why did my mom end this text with a wink

[tybalt-tisk]

It’s her. She’s the culprit.