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[noodletastic]

chrysopoeia - COMPLETE

by noodletastic Read on AO3: [ x ] Summary

chrysopoeia (noun): from Ancient Greek χρυσοποιία (khrusopoiía) the transmutation of base materials into gold

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"You changed the past, Kakashi,” Minato says. “And that changed the future. Now we just have to live it.”

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sequel to malleable

Words: 97,637 Chapters: 14/14 Language: English Relationships: Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Obito Additional Tags: AU - Time Travel Fic-It Fic, past Obito/Rin

part two of the transmutation series

[noodletastic]

chrysopoeia

by noodletastic Read on AO3: [ x ] Summary

chrysopoeia (noun): from Ancient Greek χρυσοποιία (khrusopoiía) the transmutation of base materials into gold

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“We have to let it play out,” Minato says. “You changed the past, Kakashi, and that changed the future. Now we just have to live it.”

“But if we could stop something-”

“You’ve stopped plenty.” Minato ruffles his hair. “And clearly the roadmap has changed. So we just have to do our best.”

“Platitudes aren’t sufficient in life-and-death discussions, Hokage-sama,” Kakashi grumbles,

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sequel to malleable

Words: 5,319 Chapters: 1/14 Language: English Relationships: Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Obito Additional Tags: AU - Time Travel Fic-It Fic, past Obito/Rin

part two of the transmutation series

ALL PARTS COMPLETE; POSTING AS EDITED

[puppyms]

got his gucci silly boots on

[didipenny-blog-blog]

exchanging headcanons and AUs with friends like

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

Alternatively:

[veamers]

ok but what about:

[frowningfox]

but sometimes also

[power-chords]

I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

[ayellowbirds]

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

[elkian]

kestrel: i hate rained on!!

human: here is birds in water

kestrel: ……no…..

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

i was gonna say “wow, they’re really pushing the came back wrong trope because buffy keeps repeating the exact phrase” until i googled and realise the phrase “came back wrong” literally originates from buffy. this show is like the modern shakespeare

[aphony-cree]

in 2004 a thread started on buffistas.org to discuss tropes used in Buffy and other Whedonverse shows. At the time there were no formal names for most tropes so users assigned them names based on the scenes they were discussing. This thread inspired one of the site members to start the website TVTropes.org

Most of the listings on TVtropes were named after scenes and quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[heybluechild]

what learning fandom history is like

(and if it's not btvs, as people in the tags have noted, it's star trek or the x-files)

[jame7t]

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

[cryptotheism]

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

[jame7t]

do not trauma dump on my posts please

[un-monstre]

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

[un-monstre]

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

[jimmythejiver]

Taking these screenshots from Facebook because they make you log in and won't let you copy and paste:

[tashaneva]

*yuri beams your hockey yaoi*

[teaboot]

God I love Apothecary Diaries. Maomao is like a dog with a mouth full of Lego bricks to me. Babygirl don’t eat that

[teaboot]

So imagine you go to a brothel and when you get there it’s full of beautiful women but then also there’s this dog. And when you ask “hey what’s with the dog” they’re like oh the dog, we love the dog, everybody loves the dog, the dog collects rocks from the yard. And you’re like “okay” but later you find the dog gathering piles of rocks and cementing them into a beautiful river-stone wall to protect the building. And you’re like “I didn’t even know dogs could do that”. And they’re like “that’s nothing, check this out” and then the dog starts doing multiplication with the rocks. You’re like “what the fuck” and they go “nahh she’s just getting started”. And they start giving the dog complex mathematical formulas that the dog answers by laying out the rocks. And you go “holy shit that’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen”. And they go “it’s the smartest dog in the world” and you’re like “wow that’s amazing”. And then you look outside and the dog is eating the rocks. And you’re like “can the dog eat rocks?”. And they’re like “no”

[teaboot]

One day you find out the dog went missing. “We don’t know where the dog went but we miss the dog”, the beautiful women tell you. A year later the dog comes back. The dog is accompanied by the Duke of wales. “My gardener stole this dog but now I would like to buy it”, he says. “The dog has built me a beautiful castle and solved the viscount’s mysterious murder.” You aren’t sure how the dog did that by stacking rocks but you’re still incredibly impressed. The beautiful women are so happy to see the dog again. “Did you know that the dog can ride a bike?” The Duke asks. You look at the dog. The dog is obviously concealing a mouth full of gravel

[elisabethdeep-blog]

This is the post that enticed me to watch apothecary diaries and now that I am watching apothecary diaries I am constantly pointing at the very deliberately cat-coded character, whose name is 'cat-cat', and shouting 'this dog can EAT ROCKS?'.

[thoughtportal]

[victusinveritas]

[djarin]

SHANE HOLLANDER + the way he folds his pants

[afloweroutofstone]

Doing some deep reading into Cherokee history for the project that I'm working on and I am continually amazed how fucking funny old Cherokee leaders were

[titanfall-yaoi]

some messy proportion notes.

[catywampous]

I appreciate the math but "3+1/3 Coopers tall" took me out 😂😂😂😂😂

[frostycatblr-fandom-files]

BT 7274: I've only had Acting Pilot Jack Cooper for a day and a half, but if anything happens to him, I would kill everyone in IMC and then myself.

Cooper in the distance: Wait: BT, NO-