Frodo Lannister🍟

[mamalazzer]

[twitchytyrant]

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

[cerliefries145]

there are only three genders: male, female, and spicy chipotle. thank you i’ve said my peace.

[dennys]

Denny’s New Years Resolutions

• Learn something new everyday

• Overthrow the bourgeoisie

• Find out where that music’s coming from, we don’t have speaker systems

• Get that guy out of the claw machine

• Provide transportation for tennis players looking for the Grand Slam

• Eggs

• Milk

• Cheese

• Bacon

• Meet Dua Lipa

• Marry Dua Lipa

• Grow old with Dua Lipa

• Lose weight

• But like, the weight of toxic people in our lives

• More tomfoolery

• 1080p

• Remove curse from parking lot

• Love potato more

• Stop and chew the flowers once in a while

• Stop wasting money on fake ghost dating sites

• Build real ghost dating site

• Figure out how to get ghosts jobs so they can pay for said dating site

• Maybe only the living have to pay? Since it kind of sucks to be a ghost?

• Anyway, resolve to figure this thing out at some point

• More dessert

[vinduster]

me

[puppy95]

2018 mood

[sieunies]

google just made me so emo

[noleverage-nopleasure]

Google got me crying at the club

[freecrackk]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

things I saw on Etsy that I haven’t stopped thinking about for days on end

[rockdownu]

i’m not strong enough for this i’m about to die RIGHT here

[ghost-oakes-deactivated20181221]

I feel like I’m hallucinating this

[a-stupid-archive69-deactivated2]

Pennywise: “take it”

Georgie: *TAKES THE FUCKING BOAT AND PROCEEDS TO WALK AWAY* “Thanks! See ya later… bye!”

Pennywise: “…. ahhh shit”

[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

[renousim]

[kingslacky]

[rogue-of-broken-time]

@markiplier asked so HERE IT IS: THE EVOLUTION OF POTATOPLIER

Evolution 1: TATERTOTPLIER

Evolution 2: GODTATOPLIER

Evolution 3: PURPLETATOPLIER

Evolution 4: MAXIMUM POTATOPLIER

((I hope you’re happy, ya darn heckin’ goof))

[taakoposting-deactivated2019091]

hey listen im gay as fuck but girls? yall are all gorgeous have a nice day

[lesbievan-deactivated20180822]

hey listen, im a huge lesbian but boys? yall are all handsome have a nice day

[gavyvavy-archived]

hey listen, im bisexual and everyone? gorgeous, have a good day!

[t-audrey-blog]

Hey, listen, im ace and everyone? Way cute, have a fantastic day

[kissbian-deactivated20200904]

I feel queer solidarity in this Chili’s tonight

[curioscurio]

IT’S ALMOS HERE!!!!!!!!

[ioncehadwings]

Imagine My Immortal but written in the style of Shakespeare.

[myimmortalseries]

SCENE 1. A MAGIC SCHOOL CALLED HOGWARTS IN ENGLAND

Enter ENOBY

ENOBY

For truth, that which the gods have christened me Has many parts, like these locks, flow’n from my crown. That hellish sound, which forms mine name, sprung from The dusky shades of these roots, so like the stone But broken, rent, mottled; for, like the flames That hie from Hades, the dusk is split with peals Of cold violet, the shade of icy fangs Met with military scarlet; coils not But hangs; not ragged, but lustrous, set off Like a precious jewel made more pure by the Barren winds of silent winter deserts, So are not these jewels of mine own self-crown Brought forth in splendour so close to these eyes Frozen, as glaciers, forged by an artist Who, bereft of artisan tools, gives himself And sculpts his godly business with that Which the muses draw blindly from his vision. Thus sorrow, reflected twice in these mirrors, Casting mine eyes as icy limpid tears.

[neo-china-deactivated20171228]

Imagine Shakespeare but written in the style of My Immortal

[spenciesglasses]

Hi my name is Hamlet and I have long blond hair that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like the sun god Apollo (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to him but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. My mother married my uncle after my father died. I have pale white skin. I’m also a student, and I went to a school called Wittenberg in Germany but I just graduated. I’m a prince (in case you couldn’t tell) but I wear mostly black bc I’m in mourning. I For example today I was wearing a black doublet with matching lace around it and a black tights, white undershirt and black boots. I was with my mother and Horatio. We were standing inside Elsinore. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. My uncle Claudius stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

[binchickenisland]

@bathosbardess i found it. the greatest post

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[swarnpert]

thoughts on being gay?

recommend

[coolpepcat-deactivated20190924]

What your favorite Vinesauce member says about you!

Vinny: You hate memes. All you post is memes.

Joel: You think outside the box, by outside the box I mean you usually solve your problems by destroying them.

Rev: Whats a anime? Suffering artist. Wants 5000 pets.

Jen: You’re super chill, but 100% suffering on the inside.

Dire: Gentle, kind, good aesthetics.

KY: Liked vinesauce before it was cool.

Darren: (´•ω•｀)

Hootey: Mediator, emotional,

Fred: UwU

Imakuni: D A N C E P A R T I E S A R E M A N D A T O R Y

Limes: I will murder you slowly, painfully, and with dental floss :3

BONUS:

FearGingers: You actually don’t exist anymore, fun fact.

[cerliefries145]

@horseesill