Fresh & Fruity

the slice of web i choose to live in

[bobbymoynihans]

[mrsfallontimberlake-deactivated]

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Happy Orgasm Day! I wish you a satisfying day!

[poetry-protest-pornography]

If orgasms are a thing you’re into, have a good day!

[humanmaybe]

Alright let’s get this over with

[humanmaybe]

AHAHAA, GOTTEM

Every year the notes on this post make me so happy

[humanmaybe]

I am yet again fueled by outrage for another year

[humanmaybe]

M O R E

[humanmaybe]

>:o)

[kirtlandswarbler]

On this here Ides of March I'd just like to remind you all of the time Julius Caesar got his cheeks clapped so hard by the Bythinian king his own troops wrote a song about it

[kirtlandswarbler]

happy Ides of March i am bringing this post back

Gallias Caesar subegit, Nicomedes Caesarem

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[maybe-its-jake]

Today’s your lucky day

[electricpurrs]

"I can’t wait to love you again tomorrow" by Gatito Sentimental

[yesornopolls]

Be honest: have you ever in your life told someone online to die/kill themself even once?

Be honest: have you ever in your life told someone online to die/kill themself even once?

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 11

[noahnomore]

[clauonacloud-deactivated2022071]

[latinajedi]

[gay-jesus-probably]

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

[riluri]

well damn

[ospreyonthemoon]

[letslipthehounds]

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

[certifiedfreshfruit]

Spotify DJ: "You listened to this song 36 times last month. It must have been a good month" *Forgiveness is Weakness by Whitechapel starts playing*

Such a good month ......

[certifiedfreshfruit]

Sharks have skin teeth, not scales

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

🐎

🦀

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[zazzedcoffee]

voter fraud, GO!

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Remaining time: 17044 days 2 hours

[brokenpostarchive]

Notes:

Second poll will remain open until 50 years from publishing

Bot options share a UUID, making a vote for either count for both

Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second

A vote for the second poll increases the vote count for both polls, despite the first ostensibly being closed

[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[teathattast]

[word-for-today]

Words for today: stotting and pronking

When a four-limbed animal merrily bounces along using all four limbs

[pitbolshevik]

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

[pitbolshevik]

me when i fucking get you

[pitbolshevik]

no more fandom tags on this post please just admire the weasel

[portraitoftheoddity]

My favorite part of youtube is the part of it that is middle-aged-to-old guys with zero production value who have made a simple, low-quality video on their phones about how to repair the exact fucking appliance that has been giving me grief so I can fix that fucker myself instead of spending hundreds of dollars to hire someone.

These men are all my honorary uncles and I love them.

[magicstoat]

Also saluting the boomer ladies putting out detailed instructional videos on using and repairing knitting and sewing machines. You da MVPs

[my-darling-boy]

Why has every day of 2026 so far felt like taking Benadryl and waking up Wrong at 2:00 AM on the couch in the dark

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tutorial

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

[guooey]

please please please help me find more cats smelling a smelly smell 

[glourp]

A compilation from the notes: stimky