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Game of Thrones Daily
Cosmic Funnies
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shark vs the universe
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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noise dept.
Kaledo Art
Andulka
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Peter Solarz
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@ch3rryexe
You are suicidal, and decide to take up adventuring hoping to die one day in a glorious and acceptable manner. Write about how you somehow become immortal or blessed with longevity when a god finds your heroics impressive.
"This is the exact opposite of what I wanted but thanks anyway,"
POC blush tutorial
Feel free to repost, but please credit me
OP included people with vitiligo!
OP included people with vitiligo!
I’m just happy about this, okay?
Gen Z culture is googling every new musician or actor you discover to make sure they’re not a rapist or pedophile
Masturbation is perfectly normal and healthy. It releases dopamine and reduces stress. Improves prostate gland and cardiovascular health.
Still got thrown off the bus.
JEFFYOURURL
The difference between my summer skin tone and my winter skin tone makes me hesitant to believe any skin bleaching rumors about celebrities tbh
You look better light skinned tbh
Ya know at first I was just gonna reply with a clever retort along the lines of “you would sound a lot smarter with your mouth closed”, and call it a day. But tbh I’m not mad at you for saying that, I pity you. You’re just another black woman thats been brainwashed by the media into having that “lightskin is the rightskin” mentality. Hopefully one day you’ll open your eyes and realize that beauty isn’t just Beyonce and Rihanna but also Naomi Campbell, Gabrielle Union and Lupita Nyong’o.😊😌
^^^^^
^^^^^
^^^^^^ and Kelly Rowland
Idc he looks hella cute both light and tanned. I’d date him if he was cool w it.
Well he’s actually a she now so
and she’s gorgeous
*insert heart eyes emoji*
She’s so pretty
I saw this moving in my notes again and thought wow this post is where majority of my followers came from, I should update it.
eXCUSE ME SHE’S BEAUTIFUL???????????????
Yes, she is!!!!! And in both skintones!!!!!
TRANS RIGHTS PLOT TWIST
THE BEST PLOT TWIST
The GOAT of plot twists
SHE'S SO PRETTY WHAT
So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…
You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.
It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?
I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.
((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))
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Assassins
“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.
In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.
In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.
The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.
Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”
So cheap! I always thought things like this would cost more than $1 million…
This is super useful to know!
and not just for writing!!
@katherine-rose
HOLY FUCK
HOW MANY HOURS HAVE I WASTED TRYING TO FIND HEROIN PRICES ON THE INTERNET WHAT A GREAT DATABASE
I needed this
Actually useful. Sometimes incognito isn’t enough.
i just love i’m not the only one.
Oh cool $69000
A whole new world has just opened up to me
Isn’t that lovely?
Very necessary. Gender neutral bathrooms for gender non conforming people is very important.
Honestly this is so whole and pure I love this my heart is so warm
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crappy descriptions of the sanders sides
Logan: A faulty filing cabinet with anger management issues running a Windows 8 operating system
Patton: Lawful good and chaotic neutral pureed a blender and poured over a hyper intelligent five year old
Roman: Feminine theater gay stereotype and angry manly writer stereotype stuffed into a Halloween costume
Virgil: An overly sensitive car alarm with sass and self esteem issues.
What’s Deceit?
Deceit: B+ theater student with all the credibility and moral integrity of a Donald Trump tweet.
Remus: The personification of the liquid in the bottom of a dumpster if it was bedazzled and thrown headfirst into a stage musical
Crappy, but accurate.
This is a neutral post
Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.
spreading these occasionally would be nice…
As someone with major anxiety who can’t fucking stop themself from scrolling, i appreciate posts like this
The vibe post.
me: *closes tumblr*
me:
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me: *opens tumblr*
i spent more time on this than i wanna admit
GORE GORE
Edgy moon moon!
Bone fucker.
I hate you for that tag, I’m also apperently divine monster
fuck mouth
stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it
oh my god i'm so tired psychotic does not mean violent it does not mean angry or erratic. it refers to a person suffering from psychosis, a loss of touch with reality that includes hallucinations and/or delusions. psychotic people are not inherently violent and y'all need to understand how much stigma you create when you again and again incorrectly use the word psychotic without even thinking about it
would appreciate if non-psychotic people could reblog this
my brain saw the slippery slope of unhealthy coping mechanisms and grabbed a fucking sled
very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them
This spreads around every 4 years, but I’ve never felt it more in my soul than I have in 2020.
