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Sideblog for Star Trek! I suffer from Daforge and Garashir brain rot primarily at the moment but I love Star Trek hijinks in general

[bridgebeepboops]

"my deer doctor,"

[galaktio]

It supposed to be a sad lizard moment, but its also cute&funny somehow. Dealing with no-sun depression is so hard

[your-worst-escape]

our man bashir our man bisexual. that was all I got from that episode

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[chaotic-enterprise]

hamkittens showed me this and i had to draw it sorry if someones already done this

edit: TY @hawkstar5 for encouraging me to post!! it gave me Strength!!

[chaotic-enterprise]

this is how our man bashir went right

[chaotic-enterprise]

you know what you’re so right actually

[chaotic-enterprise]

this is how our man bashir went right

[exlibra]

while researching human textile traditions, garak finds out about the sweater curse (if you knit a sweater for your partner, the relationship will end before the sweater is complete. this can be counteracted by knitting a strand of your hair into the garment). now of course a cardassian would never believe in silly things like curses and superstitions, but surely, julian must know about this, and be greatly offended if there was not a piece of garak's hair in the sweater as a proof of his devotion. cue julian, who has never heard about the curse, confused about why there's an entire lock of black hair knit into the collar of his new sweater, fresh off the needles. it must be a cardassian cultural thing, he thinks. best not to mention it. he's trying to be more sensitive about such matters.

[gaytricorder]

“had he been a girl, i would have married him.”

[cookiegamer]

Take a collection of garashir memes I've been making over my watch through of the show.

[melorasalive]

Yeah but why HASN'T someone written an unofficial DS9 musical? We're a talented bunch off assholes, someone out there has what it takes!

CAN YOU IMAGINE: 8 part Dax harmonies. desperately yearning garashir ballads. Bajoran chorals, with recitativa duels between Kira and Winn. theme mergings with Ziyal. Sisko's wildly rich voice talking about his grief->anger->long-suffering everything. jake and nog with a herpity derpity doo pickpocketing duet. some sort of sexually charged pink panther variation with quark and odo. little devotion ballad for miles and keiko. weyoun ACTUALLY calling damar his bitch. dukat trying to sing over everyone else all. the. time.

vic fontaine's program broke, he is not invited.

[dreamerdrop]

thinking about the logistics of surgeon elim garak having a 24/7 free use fantasy kink thing going on with emh julian bashir… because as a hologram, emh bashir is sort of uh. unlimited in stamina, doesn’t need sleep, and probably has a sex drive that he can just turn on and off at will… i don’t think “marathon fucking” would be a strong enough word to describe it.

[knivesandteeth]

The wider ship should just be glad this is mentally well adjusted Dr Garak, because ds9 Garak would be neglecting his duties to spend all his time on this

[stephtuckerwriting]

When did Gashir become Garashir? Like... I'm an OG DS9 fan, am very old (35), and they were ALWAYS Gashir. Someone please explain to me.

[katbelleinthedark]

I'm also a fellow old OG DS9 fan (though through the non-English fandom) and they've always been Garashir in my neck of the woods.

[unamccormack]

Garak/Bashir - Fanlore

The fanlore page isn’t very revealing, sadly, and is rather sniffy about the “dubious portmanteau”! I guess checking the edit history might give a clue on dating? (Some of those links will be updated soon, when I get a couple of old archives back up.)

I’m old enough to remember when it was plain and simple G/B. We had some chat here about this recently when I was asking whether the word “slash” was falling into disuse, and @tinsnip pointed out that one reason for the portmanteaus emerging is that Tumblr’s tags couldn’t handle the “/”. I remember the portmanteaus turning up LJ and it all seemed very avant garde.

[iaminfactagoblin]

it's a common trope in garashir fics for Garak to mispronounce Julian's name in an exotic alien way, but what about the opposite?

Garak comes up to Julian and sadly confesses that his name is actually pronounced Gh'raaque and everyone has been mangling the pronunciation all this while. he doesn't want to make a big deal about it, but the lack of respect for Cardassian culture and language is making him depressed. Julian really takes it to heart and spends the next several days correcting everyone's pronunciation.

Then he find out Garak made the whole thing up just to troll him.

[lesbospirk]

His ass is not paying attention <3

[sidetrek]

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[chaotic-enterprise]

trying to write garashir smut and they just wont stop talking. I start trying to describe the sensations or whatever and one of them just starts talking. i can’t make it stop. they are y4y (yapper 4 yapper)

[semibighoff]

Thinking about Garak and his horrible eyes. Imagine being Julian and you wake up at 3 AM and fucking Jeff the Killer is staring at you in your quarters.