i tried making a contrapuntal poem for hollanov, which can be read 3 ways: shane’s side alone, ilya’s side alone, or both sides together. inspired by the long game.
cherry valley forever
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Three Goblin Art
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Origami Around
YOU ARE THE REASON

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One Nice Bug Per Day

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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i tried making a contrapuntal poem for hollanov, which can be read 3 ways: shane’s side alone, ilya’s side alone, or both sides together. inspired by the long game.
shane freaking out post vegas because he swallowed but the sochi 2014 russian doping scandal is picking up steam in the sports world and????
Hey so I've noticed smth kind of weird on here. There seem to be a ton of bot accounts making fake reselling posts for the hl tour. They all look super similar, They're selling 2 gold level tickets at around $200 each, they censor the seat number in the "screenshot" with an emoji (often the butterfly). When u go to their blog they look maybe normal, they have a handful of dnp posts they reblogged and then usually a couple wicked ones. My fyp is being bombarded with them so I wanted to warn people to be careful and not try to buy from fake resellers
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my favorite genre of dan and phil pics are the ones where you can see phil in 4k high quality and dan is just a blurry blob
i think if hollanov decide to have more than one kid at least one of them will be a goalie. and you know that kid is going first in whichever draft they end up in because they practiced on shane fucking hollander and ilya fucking rozanov (because if your dads were casually the two best centres in the nhl and two of the most successful hockey players on the planet, then you defend that net like your life depends on it)
everyone else in that years draft thinks this hollander-rozanov child got picked first out of nepotism (because who the fuck is that desperate to pick a goalie first overall in the draft?) until one day that team’s starting goalie is injured and all of a sudden your scoring chances have gone to hell because you’re trying to get the puck past cerberus, the three headed dog that guards the gates of hell
Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore
feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore
To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless
No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to
It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!
And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade
Austin Hard Launch Tour Community!!!
A place to meet phriends going to the hard launch tour in Austin!
ohhh man. apparently when you copy+paste stuff directly from claude into ao3 it includes code. which anyone can find. people have found it in big, popular fics in multiple fandoms 😬. also heated rivalry; some of which the authors fervently denied using AI. link to thread.
link to their complete findings for those without twitter
If you read fanfiction for any fandom on Ao3 you may find this helpful especially the site skin that tells you if this is present.
Ai use is so hard to realistically detect that I am very against hunting for it based on writing style and other things like that but this is one of the few instances where there is undeniable concrete proof.
Ok but imagine if your quirky internet famous/questionably employed emo son comes home with a boyfriend he met off the internet, and it’s a twink 4 years younger than him who won’t take off his winter hat, has his ass entirely out, appears to be illiterate, stays until Christmas Eve and when you click on your son’s new fun YouTube project he’s there again making sex tape jokes AND he took all the batteries out of your clocks
Anyone else making friendship bracelets to hand out at the tour or is it just me? I'm fine if it's only me as the fun part is making them and giving them away but it would be cool if it was something we did as a community it doesn't have to be friendship bracelets specifically I have been to shows where people gave out other fun freebies like stickers, guitar picks, fan made photo cards, pins etc. Friendship bracelets are just what I already have supplies for so anyone else making stuff to give out?
sometimes I’m reminded that there are still people who don’t know ao3 was literally created by incest shippers — and the site’s sole purpose is to 1. be completely against censorship and 2. host all kinds of dark, taboo fics that are banned on other platforms — and the first ever fic that was posted on ao3 was a fic about an incest ship from supernatural.
you are in the house that was created by freaks. for freaks (affectionate). every disgusting thing you can think of is rightfully allowed and welcomed on ao3, because they are exactly the reasons why ao3 was created in the first place.
ao3 was created because its creators got tired of censorship, they got tired of dark and taboo fics getting banned on pro-censorship platforms, and they wanted a place that was safe for ALL FICS THAT WERE DARK AND TABOO.
ao3’s main principle is being against censorship and being proship / profic.
there are some things in fiction that make me uncomfortable, but instead of shaming people who are just minding their own business and not harming anyone in real life, I choose to curate my own internet experience by blocking/muting what I don’t want to see. ao3 has excellent tagging system, so instead of being a bitch, use their tagging system properly and you won’t see the things you don’t want to see.
it’s your job to curate what you see. it’s not other people’s jobs or responsibilities to censor themselves for your personal comfort. the world does not revolve around you.
also you cannot censor “only the things you personally hate” without expecting everything else, that isn’t of conservative beliefs, to be censored too. because censorship is a slippery slope and a fascist tool. I promise you there are people who think “why do tags for queer love even exist on ao3? they’re grooming children”.
if you allow the things that you hate to be censored — because someone with enough power gets to control what other people can and cannot create/consume, it will not stop at the things that you hate.
*illustration by sillyalexnorris
idk if anyone’s done this yet
may I nominate @homosexuality-offical (!! Yay)
A returning contestant from last year, nice!
You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @homosexuality-offical into the tournament!
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Question for those who have done M&G with Dan and Phil before how much time do you get with them? Because I have been to some meet and greets for other people where it's super fast and you get just enough time for a picture and that's it and they move on to the next person there isn't time to talk really and I have been to others that are super chill you can talk and ask them to sign something you brought with you and stuff like that. Does anyone know what to expect for the Dan and Phil M&G I was lucky enough to get it and I would really like to know what to expect like if I can bring my OG tabinof for them to sign 💕
AHHHHHH I SCORED MEET AND GREET TICKETS FOR DAN AND PHIL!!!!!
I'm so excited I have seen them before but I have never managed to get meet and greet this all feels like it was meant to be honestly because the tour was announced a week before my birthday so I was able to tell my dad (who is always a last minute gift buyer) that if he just sent me money to go towards ticket cost that was all I wanted and he did! I never would have been able to afford the meet and greet otherwise I'm so freaking excited I need to make a friendship bracelet to give to Dan and Phil. Is anyone else here going to be at the Austin show?
@therealjacksepticeye mention!
He doesnt know what I want