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climb on my back brother. stow your goods in my baskets. i'm headed this way anyway. just trying to get this carrot, you see. although it has eluded me

nedyakthefurry

I feel as though despite the obvious fact this character is being "fooled" by the carrot on a stick that they possess immense wisdom. I think they know the truth about the carrot, something just tells me that. I think theyre simply resigned to their fate.

"One must imagine sisyphis happy" and such.

chaoticruinskryptonite

It's better than the stick...

byjove

at least now we know why he has yet to return when Britain is in peril

kitkatmoose

We need a flick where King Arthur wakes in modern Jamaica and is very confused.

byjove

I think that would be so much funny. He wakes up on a remote beach in Jamaica and he only speaks/understands Brythonic and Medieval Latin. Locals assume he was a tourist who fell from a cruise ship or received a head injury and floated away from a resort. The authorities cannot match his description to any missing persons reports and his fingerprints and DNA produce no hits on INTERPOL. They suspect he may be Welsh or French because the language he speaks resembles Welsh or Breton but France and the UK both state he is not a citizen of their country. Stateless and deeply confused, he is taken in by the community near the beach where he was found, being cared for by a number of local families and doing odd jobs. He slowly learns English and adjusts to the contemporary world, uncertain if his belief that he is the legendary King Arthur was formed by whatever traumatic event caused him to end up Jamaica or if he is actually King Arthur and Prydain is in eminent peril. Mysterious letters from Morgan begin to reaffirm his belief he is King Arthur. He must choose between staying in Jamaica and continuing the happy life he has made for himself or finding a way to get back to Britain without any documentation.

a-daks

ancient king white boy stuns locals by ordering in perfect Jamaican Patois

byjove

He gets to Britain and everyone expects him to sound like a posh noble Englishman because that is the picture Malory painted but he prefers to speak Welsh and when he has to speak English, he speaks with a thick Jamaican accent.

dogpuppy

swimmingferret

Reading about the Skaven and how this is actually a point in the book put under 'Skaven Customs and Behaviour'

atrusovaartist

Acrylic on canvas 40×50 cm

«New Lindau Lighthouse »

Painting this with three kids around was… honestly, almost impossible.

Stressful, chaotic — a calm sunny day somehow turned into a full storm around me.

And the hardest part?

Trying to bring it to completion while everything was still wet…But maybe that energy stayed in the painting too.

despazito

the official white house twitter account just posted an ai trump vance parody of the full rick and morty intro

chinesecentury

Is there a gofundme for the iranian ballistic missile programme

janmisali

legalize copyright infringement

janmisali

to be clear this is a fully sincere political belief that I have. I am pro copyright infringement and in fact anti "asking for permission to make derivative art"

killhitleragain

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

kiyomitakada

world heritage post

notahorseindisguise

its not nice to call someone light yagami

kiyomitakada

listening and learning

catboybiologist

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

catboybiologist

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

kittycatwhore

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

catboybiologist

Fuck you're right post cancelled

chaoticruinskryptonite

No worse than watergun.

roomhole

karrakazz

hellenhighwater

I forgot to eat dinner so I'm having 11 pm corn on the cob. This counts as a meal

... It's possible that I really need to do some grocery shopping

hellenhighwater

Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!

hellenhighwater

For the nonbelievers (and for me, a second corn)