deadly undiscovered cave fungus @charlemagneii - Tumblr Blog

Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.

charlemagneii

But the early bird gives the worm

talbatross

do u guys play minecraft

fastidious-squeaky-meeper

@magicratfingers

magicratfingers

severalowls

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

satyriconmp3

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

charlesoberonn

We need more scary infinite variants of manmade environments like the Infinite IKEA or the Backrooms.

May I suggest, The Lot:

charlesoberonn

I'm sorry to disappoint you but this is a real parking lot. I didn't edit it.

charlesoberonn

Check out the lot-to-building ratio in any large American sports stadium

toawk

Some lots are so big they have bus services specifially inside it. The lots are broken into sections and buses go around to their sections at a set amount of times before the start of something and drive people to the main building.

charlesoberonn

The societies of lost people inside The Lot would probably operate something like that to locate and pick up new arrivals and bring them over to one of the major settlements.

charlesoberonn

In the Infinite Ikea or Backrooms you can convince yourself there's gonna be a door round the next corner or behind that wall.

But despite it being completely open, there is no hope of escape from The Lot. Whereever you look it's just more cars from horizon to horizon.

bonediggercharleston

Sheesh, man, that's

a lot

one-time-i-dreamt

Creepypasta characters were real, but nobody was afraid of them or treated them seriously anymore because they were all washed up and past their prime. Slenderman wore a wig and apparently got addicted to cocaine.

dummi-irl-fr

i cant just leave this gem in the comments

synthbug

I see an animol I name it

stupidiocy-somewhere-else

Guess who’s reblogging turble again

synthbug

Guess who's smiling about somebody reblogging turble again :3

uncertainlys

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

catchymemes

sreegs

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

sreegs

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

teaspoon-sarah

the sign in button?

sreegs

beardedmrbean

this is the map they use to determine congressional districts

sneaking into Thee Loughv and sharpieing eyebrows on the mona lisa

matumnaples

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

dogpuppy

miniaturize

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you