HHOPAS @charmedanemone27 - Tumblr Blog

sugarpkts

thank you to weird girls for being online

leolaroot

please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too

3000s

straightboyfriend

if you can’t talk about sex w/o calling it “seggs” or “spicy time” i thimk maybw you should be quiet & keep it to your self .

argentii

tepehkwi

it is so fucking exhausting and annoying how white women, including and maybe even especially in progressive and leftist spaces, continue acting like they are not themselves still beneficiaries of tremendous privilege simply because they endure sexist or misogynistic discrimination. being a woman does not excuse the fact that you are still white and you still reap the benefits of being white! you do not get to "but sexism!" your way out of being held accountable for saying and doing racist shit!

tepehkwi

never forget that WHITE WOMEN owned slaves, it was WHITE WOMEN who gatekept the womens' suffrage movement, WHITE WOMEN who not only participated in but also organized segregationist protests to harass and threaten children of color like ruby bridges, WHITE WOMEN who weaponize both their whiteness and their womanhood to threaten the safety and lives of black and brown people, WHITE WOMEN who had their own sect of the KKK, WHITE WOMEN who lied about black and brown men to get them murdered by lynch mobs, WHITE WOMEN who had significant influence in the eugenics movement, WHITE WOMEN who are just as complicit in settler-colonialist violence as white men are, WHITE WOMEN who receive preferential treatment to black and brown people of all genders seeking jobs and housing and education, and WHITE WOMEN who proclaim themselves to be the arbiters of feminism while forever ignoring the struggles of black and brown women and talk about white womanhood as if it is universal.

so forgive me but i am sick and tired of hearing about how WHITE WOMEN have it bad when WHITE WOMEN withhold their allyship until they can be certain that supporting the liberation of oppressed groups will benefit them in some way and are just as guilty of doing this as white men are.

tepehkwi

and it's WHITE WOMEN who are going to see this post and ignore it like they always do, that is, if they don't add unnecessary paragraphs of "well, actually" full of logical fallacies and outright misunderstandings of how the fucking world works...

fleshdyke

wheres the smiling blackfoot family i want to see the smiling blackfoot family

fleshdyke

smiling blackfoot family.

samijami

Everytime this is reblogged, JK Rowling steps on a lego

how in the gotdam fuck did you find the most liminal-ass looking organ i have ever seen in my life. wretched organ indeed

clawheld

catstrat

this is like how people always say “oh this would kill a medieval peasant” girl you strongly underestimate the resilience of these fuckers. they would embrace your challenge with love and curiosity

official-megumin

it’s always “this modern thing would kill a medieval peasant” whereas it should be “this medieval thing would kill the modern gamer”

homunculus-argument

Peoples' desire to burn the Gävle goat isn't about them hating it. It's a "my son loved your drawing so much that he ate it" sort of a deal.

janokenmun

also the endless allure of arson

homunculus-argument

Oh yeah we definitely also love arson.

butyoutoldmeiwasfunny

default-mode

[ID: A hospital sign for room 800B that is labeled as being for Women’s Care Specialists and Mammogram/Ultrasound. Visually, “800B” is similar to the word “boob,” which is quite relevant. End ID]

official-boob-posts

official boob post

ornerycrab

Call my pussy spirit halloween the way its only open for 3 months out of the year but is crammed full of plastic and silicone

enjoloras-deactivated20220821

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

prokopetz

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

kingarniestar-deactivated202509

me when im a flea

official-penis-posts

Official Sky-Menacing Penis Post

a-state-of-bliss

Schiaparelli's 'Lobster Skirt' - Spr/Sum 2024

randomitemdrop

Item: Skirt of Junk Pinch; if the Command Word is spoken the wearer will be pinched on the junk by the lobster, and the skirt an only be removed by another Command Word (or the usual divine intervention or Wish spell). Created for use on prisoners but also occasionally found at clubs of a certain type