chazzerb

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

I just realised where Kylo got his name from:

Ky = sKYwalker

Lo = soLO

Ren = literally just his birth name with an R

which means that when he was choosing his super scary Dark Lord name, he just mashed up the surnames of the most positive figures in his life. poor sod can’t even evil right

[taiey]

literally a ‘what is your star wars name’ meme

[paxbe]

2nd two letters of your mother’s last name Last two letters of your father’s last name

1st three letters of your name but with an R

[vanyel-or-just-van]

Alaj Rel or Alaj Rle

[thetyrelloftarth]

MINE IS COCK RAN. I’m DIEING.

[bookoisseur]

…isn’t Ren the name of the Order of Knights he took over and led?

[wilwheaton]

[3fluffies]

Outh Roc

[shouting-things-at-the-world]

Chra Ran

…Gesundheit

[chazzerb]

Coth Rha

[catgirltreats]

[chazzerb]

Baby: Guh.. G.. Geh

Parent: What is it baby? Goo goo ga ga?

Baby: G.. G..

Parent: You can do it! G..

Baby: GENERAL, I HEARD OF ANOTHER SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS OUR HELP

HERE , I'LL MARK IT ON YOUR MAP.

[chazzerb]

Baby: Guh.. G.. Geh

Parent: What is it baby? Goo goo ga ga?

Baby: G.. G..

Parent: You can do it! G..

Baby: GENERAL, I HEARD OF ANOTHER SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS OUR HELP

HERE , I'LL MARK IT ON YOUR MAP.

[chazzerb]

Australians know when they’re being conned

[chazzerb]

Baby: Guh.. G.. Geh

Parent: What is it baby? Goo goo ga ga?

Baby: G.. G..

Parent: You can do it! G..

Baby: GENERAL, I HEARD OF ANOTHER SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS OUR HELP

HERE , I'LL MARK IT ON YOUR MAP.

[stepdilfgeraldloggins-deactivat]

i hate when people are like “boys won’t like you if…” and “girls don’t like it when you..” like, have you considered:

1. I don’t need no boys? 2. I don’t need no girls? 3. I’m a pleasure elf? 4. I can just touch myself?

[supernugget42]

[hypersexualfangirl-deactivated2]

file this under the shit-load of under appreciated people who you never learn about in school

[fanboy-trav-deactivated20190424]

By fucking hand, bro.

[tarynel]

you always hear about the first man on the moon but never this 

[chazzerb]

Daniel Radcliffe thinking he's slick, we know that's you in a wog!

[toshio]

but why do we have to get married and have children

why can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits

i’d be much happier that way

[eroscestlavie]

this is the most millennial thing ive ever read 

[sprinklesobourbon-deactivated20]

Nothing wrong with this, you can have roof parties and grill food. Better yet just save up together and buy a small house split the bills and mortgage.

[sexpot-titsgerald]

- the nuclear family as an economic unit has really only existed for a few hundred years, across part but not all of the world

- the nuclear family unit is the easiest to exploit under capitalism, because parents have to work externally to provide for their children. They work to pay for child care for their children while they work. They work to earn money to feed their kids and to give them nice things to make up for all the time they spend away, at work.

- a huge amount of labour is necessary every day to keep a family fed, their house clean, etc. some families are wealthy enough to outsource this by hiring staff, most are not.

- capitalism is a pointless middleman in this. we should just live cooperatively.

- share houses and intentional communities are awesome

- people of different life stages function well together because they have complimentary needs and abilities

- kids are less of a stress and burden in a home with lots of different adults to provide support and love, as well as sharing household tasks.

- destroy capitalism through cooperativism.

[honey-andrevolution]

^^^

[breelandwalker]

And think how GREAT this would be for folks who want non-blood family, or polyamorous relationships, or like kids but don’t want to have their own, or like having housemates but don’t want to get married.

I’m telling you, as long as I could have a space that was mine (small group of houses or one very large house), I would be so happy with this setup.

[elaxisfae]

Actually I’d be so here for this.

[chazzerb]

But what if you, I don't know, love someone, want to spend the rest of your life with someone, want to have children with someone, and also show them that you love them by being married to them? I'm all for this idea, in fact I've shared a house for the past three years, but I'd like to be married some day

[farminglesbian]

[chazzerb]

That cat looks visibly upset after realising what's she has just said in the last three panels

[ruinedchildhood]

[chazzerb]

Yeah turtles can go on healthily for over 100 years, and the TMNT film died on its first day, so it is a pretty accurate one

[chazzerb]

Heya hun, long time no speak. How are you?

Hey! Sorry I didn't see this message, I'm pretty much only using mobile tumblr ATM and it doesn't tell me when I've got messages, sorry haha.Yeah I'm good how about you? :)

[watersport5-deactivated20180924]

“What’s wrong?”

[sarcarstic]

[chazzerb]

Australians know when they’re being conned

[shanehollnder]

[chris traeger voice] literally

[novacorps]

 [jean-ralphio voice] the wo~orst

[odin-n-out]

[tom haverford voice] Nooo

[treecool]

[ben wyatt voice] bobby newport

[gustavclimt]

[ron swanson voice] son.

[strideofpride]

[leslie knope voice] ann you beautiful tropical fish

[thedoormann]

[everyone collectively] JERRY

[transwiththeplans]

[jerry sputtering]

[sspock]

[april ludgate voice] Ew.

[davids-harbour]

[andy dwyer voice] Macklin, you son of a bitch. 

[chazzerb]

Australians know when they're being conned