conquer

call me Rat and laugh your ass off

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

are you race-faking

RACE FAKING AS WHITE?????

[weaver-z]

Revoking your right to participate in White Boy Wednesday :/

[daughter-of-sapph0]

you are NOT permitted to play that funky music

[mrn2electricboogaloo]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hey--friends]

That’s really cool that both of your parents are dogs

[numberonemakeravenue]

Tai Chi Clothing, Tai Chi Uniform, Chinese Tai Chi Clothing, Chinese Tai Chi Uniform, Professional Tai Chi Clothing, Professional Tai Chi Un

How and What We Eat to Own A Healthy Body.

[shitpostgenerator]

too many people

[joshpeck]

shitpostgenerator is going to kill us all

[toastbutteregg]

[carnival-phantasm]

Y'all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight

[wyrmmaster]

don’t threaten me with a good time

[carnival-phantasm]

Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA

[toastbutteregg]

[relelvance]

[huffylemon]

oysters go to bed in big tshirts and no draws

[pointnclick]

name one thing scooby doo taught you, i’ll go first:

scooby doo taught me the real monsters are humans

[amythegorillafromcongo]

what I learned from scooby doo is that humans are the real monsters

[amygdalae]

scooby doo informed me that people are the genuine monsters

[professional-egg-layer]

scooby doo gave me the knowledge that homo sapiens are in fact the real beasts of this world

[quiggyballs]

Scooby Dooby Doo educated me on the matter of the reality of monsters, and that in truth they are humans.

[mtndewpitchblack]

See, that’s funny, but what I learned from scooby doo is that, like, generally, it’s actually people like US who turn out to have been the bad guys.

[woodrider]

Honestly this makes a lot of sense. remember growing up watching Scooby Doo and the more I watched the more I realized that the “monsters” were actually people

[evilscientist3]

I concur.

Every time I watched Scooby Doo, the monster was revealed to be, in truth, a person.

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

whenever i watch scooby doo i can’t help but think that the real monsters are simply the humans

[cowboy]

w as shaggy hot or was that just me

[cerastes]

Yo momma so weak, she failed to suck me hard through my jorts. It was soft and pathetic. She even apologized.

[cerastes]

I am so sorry, your mom gives incredible typhoon head, I hope things improve

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[confusedbyinterface]

[redchrominance]

their ‘bussy’ you might say

[sugarcoatednightshade]

i might not.

[amphibianaday]

jelly

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day 651

[videos4whatsapp]

[robotlyra]

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

[superblyboring]

I thought this caption was being over the top, but… they aren’t wrong

[formerprincewille]

I was not prepared for any of this. But least of all, the fucking parachute.

[pinklingo]

This was truely not what I was expecting but 10/10 lmao

[captainfanoftheceiling]

What the fuck?

[zathorn]

Hell yeah!

[thatoneemobooknerd]

I thought it was gonna shoot fireworks and then it shot in the air and I thought Giant firework? But no and I was like what about when it falls? This is great

[fizzlepop-frog]

New gender reveal idea

[krystal-prisms]

Dudeeeee

[thestraightrazor]

Humans are space orcs.

[animatedtext]

[oniongarlic]

[bisexualredactedenergy]

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

For clarification ^-^

[thyrell]

[zicygomar]

[noseblod-deactivated20220317]