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I hope thatĀ ābetween the crematorium and the dildo storeā becomes a famous saying for whenever a person has lost in the most pathetic and undignified way possible. Sort of like how we still use the phraseĀ ācrossing the Rubiconā two thousand years after the event.Ā
Some guy on twitter described it as ābeing between a cock and a charred placeā
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whatās the mood for tuesday
That was January... of this year??
THE CARROTS
Watching him react to these short videos and growing increasingly alarmed and distressed is just the funniest shit ever to me.Ā
Broque: asking for dick pics
Woque: "SHOW ME YOUR CARROT"
Sorry to say, but they do the exact same thing for humans too.
Itās amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.
Not to mention that when people edit these characters to have better facial proportions, the originals look like bizarre fish people.
How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me
op why are you speaking like you arenāt human iām scared
Ehā¦perhaps read my blog description.
this post has EVERYTHING
I think I know the reason for why people prefer āunrealisticā animation.
For some reason, humans really donāt like things that look like humans but arenāt quite human. Hence why a lot of people are uncomfortable with movies with animation like Monster House and The Polar Express. It looks too realistic to us and sets us off.
Scientists call this the āUncanny Valleyā effect and its thought to be an evolutionary tactic for survival.
The funny part is. No other animals that we know of experience the uncanny valley effect. Only humans. Which leaves the question: what was out there that mimicked humans so well and was so dangerous to us that we evolved to have this as a tactic for survival?
Oh hell yeah this is what Iām here for
Which leaves the question: what was out there that mimicked humans so well and was so dangerous to us that we evolved to have this as a tactic for survival?Ā
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Okay, Iāve seen this thread a dozen times before, but not with this addendum.
i made the original post in the throes of unmedicated depression because thatās where my sense of humor was at the time. i donāt check my activity page. seeing it barge onto my dash months later with +250k notes and this exchange attached to it like a bunch of rattling tin cans attached to the tail of a rabid dog running loose is fucking WILD
So sometime after whenever humans developed the uncanny valley effect, did we just hunt this mysterious predator to extinction? Or did it die out on itās own? Or did it evolve as well into somethingā¦ else? Could it still be living on Earth today?
Idk why dont we ask the āpeople eating cryptidā who claims to be from a species thatās easy to hide and apparently passes as human whoās like, 3 reblogs above this?
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25-35 is such a weird fucking age because youāre 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like āok boomerā because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like āIām not going to listen to a literal fucking childā as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you donāt have and youāre sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because youāve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomerās store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasnāt worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and youāre trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesnāt know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????
im the sobbing 22yo
anyways look at this art project from when i was in grade two
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the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms donāt have pockets and nobody complains about it
My instinct is to agree with this, but like, when I really think about itā¦
No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet.
Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering a code.Ā No keys.Ā Ā
Communication devices are tiny and stick onto clothing starting in Next Gen.Ā TOS had bulkier communication that they carried around or kept in, like, packs and stuff, so the arguments for pockets is a little more valid, and if I remember correctly, those costumes didĀ have pockets, tho I could be wrong about that.Ā But anything post TNG, the point is moot anyway.
Tricorders and phasers are really the only thing anyoneās carrying around, and thatās usually on away missions where theyād be bring their packs/holsters or just have them out.Ā I mean, who wants to stick a phaserĀ in their pocket?Ā Ā
So, yeah.Ā Thereās not much little stuff people needĀ to carry around everywhere.Ā And if they are preparing for a longer journey or want to bring bulkier things, wellā¦just bring a bag.Ā It fits more anyway.Ā Ā Ā
what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me
Every time a member of the USS Enterprise has found a cool rock and taken it home, it has resulted in eleven deaths, six temporal displacements, the holodecks breaking again, and somebody getting turned into a lizard. Pockets are a privilege, not a right.
the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......
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