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simplyfurnituredirect

Saw this funny post and wanted to draw something w it

gaslit-dipshits

enba-and-luka

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

satans-trek

By popular demand: Avery Brooks (Extended Edition)

tall

witchesversuspatriarchy

Moving image

raccoonmilf

have you seen jimothy of Seattle, the raccoon with a short body? is he okay or is he too silly for a long lifespan?

Hopefully this video clears some stuff up about Jimothy! (There are captions for anyone who needs them)

unusual-suspects

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batsarebetterthanpeople

Pete Haugeseth just said he's going to cause a testosterone shortage by giving it to the military. And one thing I have to say is I hope the breast tissue grows and the high estrogen levels. Treat you well boys

batsarebetterthanpeople

The context, if you're not someone who gets their levels regularly checked is that testosterone can convert into estrogen if you have too much of it in your system

batsarebetterthanpeople

Also, you know when this inevitably happens that they're just going to throw more testosterone of the problem. It's going to be so fucking funny

batsarebetterthanpeople

And you know what? It's all fun and games until I lose my health insurance and start fucking a service member for free t.

batsarebetterthanpeople

Although I am on the gel, so I'm probably fine when it comes to the shortage because you know that they're going to force them to inject and say their pussies if they don't

enki2

captain-price-returns

lickingandsuckingchristmascoins

come over

trangoldin

American diet and "healthy living" culture is insane and runs DEEP

jennamoran

who the heck is eating dice, cards, and pool

aniseandspearmint

WHAT is the first one supposed to be? It looks like 'piecing between meals' to me, but that can't be what it says, right?

prfury-lavaca

It does in fact say “piecing between meals” and it refers to snacking

prokopetz

I'm more struck by the fact that the progression set forth here implies that laudanum and cocaine are less concerning that spicing your food.

depsidase

ladygrinninghole

obsessed with star trek repeatedly writing themselves into a corner by creating alien races that are supposed to be The Bad Guys when that explicitly conflicts with their previously established notion that no group of people is inherently good or evil.

first it was the klingons—they’re originally supposed to be this cruel, bloodthirsty, war-obsessed people—and then tng comes along and it’s like wait no maybe war and violence is a part of their culture and actually ties back to ancient traditions and philosophies so we have to be woke about it.

hey these are the ferengi and they’re supposed to represent everything we hate about capitalist society; they’re greedy, scheming, profit-obsessed, and they look like ugly little trolls to emphasize how much we fucking HATE capitalism. oh wait fuck here comes deep space nine and we have to recognize that they’re PEOPLE. okok what if the pursuit of profit is actually part of their culture and ties back to ancient traditions and philosophies. so we have to be woke about it.

this is the borg, they’re a hivemind race of cyborgs who have no sense of individuality and their only motivation is assimilating people into their society. they want to assimilate humanity and we are completely defenseless against them because their technology is eons ahead of our own and they’re incapable of being reasoned with. oh sweet we have a borg prisoner this is the perfect opportunity to commit genocide against them. fuck actually we can’t commit genocide we’re woke and communists and in space.

hey these are the cardassians, they’re part of a cruel and vicious empire which is supposed to be a representation of fascism and authoritarian regimes, they’re a cold, bloodthirsty people with no sense of empathy or compassion, their society literally references 1984 on multiple occasions, and they’re known for the insanely cruel and inhumane methods of torture they use against their prisoners of war. we hate the cardassians…….. except, here’s a cardassian kid who grew up on bajor, and……. fuck. he’s a person. now we actually have to consider his humanity. and being racist is actually……. bad.

this is the jem’hadar, they’re genetically engineered soldiers who have no sense of individuality and only live to defend the state. they’re all born addicted to a synthetic drug that’s manufactured by the state and administered by their masters—this is how they’re kept subservient. they’re ruthless and powerful and they’re incapable of being reasoned with because their only motivation is violence and killing. so we should kill them all, right? FUCK….. what if they’re actually people. goddamnit. now we have to consider their humanity.

hey these are the romulans. hey these are the founders. the list goes on. i just find it really interesting