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they/them

[truly-deceitful]

tubbo is a surface level tumblr user and was a wattpad kid while ranboo is a tumblr veteran and a ao3 kid

[ohmygeese]

Appreciation Post for Schlatt for Being the Best Villain the Dream SMP Ever Had

To lay foundation of my rambling turned semi-essay, let us draw important comparisons with the green bastard himself, Dream

You see, Dream never achieved control of the narrative

When Dream declared war upon L'manburg, he was the bigger power and we absolutely knew he would win in the end. BUT. He never got control of the story. Nobody held their breath when Dream declared war. People were alarmed yes but they expected a war. Everyone did.

When Eret betrayed them, people were shocked but someway, somehow, Tommy got hold of the narrative. He challenged Dream to a duel and eventually gave up the disc for L'manburg

They were never overpowered by the Dream SMP despite the twists cus let's be honest here, they aren't really the type of people to be passionate about roleplaying.

On the other hand, we have Schlatt. People expected for a tyrant like c'mon people don't lie. We knew Schlatt along with Swag2020 were going to flip L'manburg on its head and bring anarchy.

But nobody expected Schlatt to exile the two most influential and important members of L'manburg. People would expect them to make the duo break down their own walls or to forge an allieamce with Dream SMP. I would have expected them to be in jail to be honest but not exiled. Schlatt knew who the protagonists of the Dream SMP were (don't lie to yourselves) and immediately stripped them off their place. Dream merely challlenged them but Schlatt went "no ❤" and got everyone kissing his feet whether it be morally correct or not.

Tommy and Wilbur didn't know what to do. All they knew was they had to run. No plans. Just survive. It was the president's orders after all.

Schlatt singlehandedly controlled the situation because of one proclamation. Dream had to fight a war yet he never fully controlled L'manburg.

And what adds the icing on top of the fucking cake is Tommy kinda fought the war to avenge Schlatt. Also, technically, Wilbur and Tommy both made L'manburg in Schlatt's memory yet look where we're at now.

Dream was a friend of Tommy yes but they both share one braincell and that is to annoy each other as much as they can so the whole thing was expected. Wilbur had a Dream phase but I think the Schlatt phase stings more-but honestly that was shallow.

People, the fans weren't afraid of Dream. For Schlatt however... it may not be fear but we all damn know what he's capable of. And that my friends is something only Schlatt can do. And I fucking love/hate him for it.

Like yes crush my heart but fuck you at the same time ❤❤❤❤❤

So ye that ends my piece, this is purely based on Tommy and Wilbur's perspective btw. Planning on watching Tubbo and Eret's but I'm really scared. At least I had the Sleepy Boi dynamic to comfort me while watching Tommy, Techno, and Wilbur and while Phil was in the chat. This time the only comfort I have is Hbomb's confusion. Wish me luck.

[vateaab]

Remember Fundi? Remember the bakery? Yeaaaaaaaaaaah 

[wembly-art]

My L’manberg

[rocktheholygrail]

[eskewcity]

🥺🥺🥺

[gharibajameel]

lions are like transgendering lol

[shayhammowolf]

Explain

[gharibajameel]

LOL theyre just transgedering :)

[sonic-wildfire]

Game over, Republicans

[midnight-mod]

Oh!!!! I got to see the first one in person, actually! She’s Mmamoriri from Mombo in Botswana! She was beautiful! And her pride is the group of lions often featured in nature documentaries since their main prey is cape buffalo, a huge and incredibly dangerous animal, resulting in some truly incredible battles between the species.

According to my guide, it was likely she had internal testes along with her external female genitalia, resulting in an increased testosterone level! It’s especially interesting just how dark her mane is, as black manes tend to only present in males with high testosterone. Fascinatingly, it presents not just as a mix of male and female physical traits, but also behaviors! 

Here’s a picture I took of Mmamoriri (left) with a male from her pride. As you can see, she’s got the full striking mane, but her face and body are much smaller than the male’s.

Apparently this mix of traits has made her EXTREMELY popular within the pride. She hunts and cares for the young with the lionesses, which helps greatly since her larger stature is a major asset in taking down the formidable buffalo they feed on, but also roars and has a mane, and is therefore able to chase off hyenas (which tend to be stronger than female lions and harass them/steal food/kill cubs) with the males. Mmamoriri has fully diversified her portfolio!

So she’s a kickass intersex lion who says fuck no to gender roles and in doing so has become a major asset to her pride!

It is, unfortunately, probably the result of inbreeding in her pride, which is cut off from wider populations by virtue of living on an island in the Okavango. She is infertile, like the previous maned lioness in the pride, Martina. 

[babyanimalgifs]

Cats That Fell Asleep In The Weirdest Places

(via)

[cherrqr]

go follow my markiplier/unus annus/crankgameplays/jse blog thingie

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[skinhorses]

small shifts in stimuli are surprisingly simple to do and can do wonders for your mental state

[skinhorses]

like some of these things are more manageable than other depending on how bad your state is but:

- changing the sheets on the bed to different ones

- taking a shower in the dark

- sleeping with your head on the opposite end of the bed

- going to sleep early and waking up early enough to watch the sunrise

- laying on the floor near a window to get a different view of the sky

- finger painting yourself

- wearing a piece of clothing that is brighter than what you normally wear

- sitting barefoot with your toes in the dirt (especially if you haven’t been outside in a while)

- drinking or eating lots of sour things then having a cup of water so the water tastes sweet

- walking out in the rain without bothering to keep yourself dry (not for too long though - you don’t want to make yourself sick)

- opening up a window and letting fresh air in

[headspace-hotel]

When I feel bad I like to go outside and have a sensory walk. Pet the moss, bark, pick up leaves, listen to the birds. You don’t need much space to do this!

[macbcth]

nothing frustrates me more than when adults refuse to even slightly indulge the questions and thoughts of children. i remember one time when one of my younger cousins accidentally stumbled across the concept of purchasing power parity because she realised 10 rupees which bought her 10 candies in India only bought her ~3 candies when we went on holiday to Japan, and when she asked her mother about “why the same things cost different amounts in different places” my aunt had the audacity to call her spoiled for not understanding the “”worth” of money, that’s not what she was ASKING damn it!! your daughter just set up her own big mac index and realised a key metric of macroeconomics!!! how do you not find that utterly fascinating !! why don’t adults talk to children !!

[macbcth]

i just remembered this is the same young girl who discovered solipsism right before my eyes— she and i decided to go on a zipline together, but i’m slightly scared of heights, so i naturally didn’t enjoy it as much as she did (she LOVED it). once we got off she, still giggling and giddy, said something along the lines of “i’ll never feel the fear you just felt because i’m not scared of heights, and you will never know the happiness that i feel right now.” then she kind of just stood there quietly for a bit and said “wow, it’s crazy that i’ll only ever just be me.” and then she just… trotted off… to ride the zipline again, as if she hadn’t just realised and calmly accepted something that throws me into an existential crisis every time i think about it.

[deadmomjokes]

I remember being about 7 years old maybe and I spotted my little sister’s bath toys, among which were some sticky sponge shapes of the continents. And it suddenly occurred to me that you could almost fit them together, like puzzle pieces. And then I remembered seeing Madagascar on the globe in my big sister’s room, and how it seemed to fit right into a notch in Africa. And I suddenly came up with a theory– what if, once upon a time, all the continents and islands and stuff were all smushed together, and then the broke apart?

I ran to tell literally anyone who was nearby, and it happened to be my has-a-degree-in-science-education dad, and he waited til I was done and then said, “Yeah, they called it Pangaea” like it was nbd. I admit I was a bit stung by him just casually telling me that my genius theory had long been A Thing and it wasn’t news to him, but then we had a whole long conversation about continental drift and plate tectonics and it was GREAT.

Listen to kids, they have such great ideas and observations, and it will mean a whole lot to them for you to share what you know, and– better than that– listen when they want to tell you what they know.

[decadent-hag]

if someone asked me “What color is your heart today? Why?” instead of “how are you” I would murder them in cold blood. 

[decadent-hag]

I had to hide the notifications on this and I’m sad bc the responses have been hilarious. Here are some of my faves

[daphneblakess]

what if I made my final project for a college class arguing my immortal’s cultural merit as a piece of digital folklore… haha just kidding… unless???

[daphneblakess]

update: MY PROFESSOR GREENLIT IT

[daphneblakess]

update 2: well i gave my presentation in full Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way cosplay

and enough people were intrigued by the greater My Immortal mythos that my professor asked me if I would be interested in doing a second, longer presentation about the authorship debate and the background Harry Potter fanfiction community drama

[beowulf22121]

You’re going to accidentally get a masters in understanding bad fiction.

[cherrqr]

go follow my markiplier/unus annus/crankgameplays/jse blog thingie

@whopickledmarkiplier

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

[notallmensheviks]

good work everyone

[gravegospel]

wheres that gif of a dude playing golf but he lands it like a fire emblem crit animation

[gravegospel]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the bravest writers are the ones who make granny characters in scifi and fantasy solely for the sake of having grannies i think there needs to be more old ladies who Fight and Kill

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

not only because i like the concept of badass oldladies and the destruction of the concept that all girl characters have to be sexually appealing to the audience bc thats fucking annoying as shit, there is literally Nothing funnier than the concept of a granny with a massive sword or death laser. she pinches ur cheek lovingly and then saws someone in half. amazing