“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
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“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
WAKE UP DEAD MAN 2025, dir. Rian Johnson
from pbsgreatperformances' Instagram
Oh so this is why people are gaga over Peter Dinklage
Oh this is what people mean by preserving the dick jokes in Shakespeare adaptations!
The full production is streaming for free on the PBS website until December 31, 2025! https://www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/twelfth-night-about/17254/
So let’s talk about my favorite character: Kragar from the Dragaera Series
*As requested by myself
So Kragar’s defining characteristic is that he has zero defining characteristics to the point where he’s essentially invisible. Why is this so great? Humor value, for one. I need only point to his frustration with being overlooked by waiters while saving Vlad’s ass to give it the credit it deserves (as well as everytime Vlad comments on trying to locate him in his office. Or that one time Vlad surprised Kragar by ‘thinking invisible thoughts’ and was so ridiculously proud when he was successful). But beyond the humor, it makes for an incredibly useful skill for a jhereg. Just not a dragon. Which makes for so much potential backstory angst.
The most important aspect of his character, at least to me, comes in his interactions with Vlad, even from the very beginning. Like, partnership struck up, immediately supports Vlad after Vlad takes over the territory. All of his banter, the clever plan making, the bonding that occurs largely unnoticed until it comes down to Vlad going against the organization, and that’s when Kragar’s loyalty (the stuff I’m always a slut for) kicks in. If I had to pick a moment when I 100% lost any chance to turn my back on Kragar, it was the moment in Pheonix when Vlad wants Kragar’s help breaking into the prisons:
“Find me detailed plans of the dungeons of the Imperial Palace.”
“What?“
"They’re below the Iorich Wing.”
"What’s going on?“
"Cawti’s been arrested.”
A break in the conversation stretching out to the horizon, infinite, timeless. “You can’t be thinking of—”
"Get them.“
"Vlad—”
"Just do it.“
"No.”
I opened my eyes, sat up, and looked at him. “What?”
"I said no.“
I waited for him to continue. He said, "A few weeks ago you lost control and almost got yourself killed. If you lose control again you’re on your own.”
"I haven’t asked you—”
“But I’m not going to cut wood for your barge.”
Damn, son. Of note is that before this, Kragar always helped with Vlad’s plans, pretty much no questions asked, no matter how crazy they were (although poking holes and developing better plans was involved)
From that moment on, pretty much all the stakes get ramped up, which lets Kragar show off his loyal and awesome nature. Dzur really gets to show this off, with Kragar helping Vlad despite the very real chance that it could get him killed, giving Vlad a chance to show that the affection goes both ways:
“So what’s the plan, Vlad?”
I studied him for a little. He frowned. “Vlad, are you wondering if you can trust me?”
“Actually, no.”
“Good.”
“I know I can trust you. I’m having real doubts about getting you killed.”
As far as I’m concerned, there just isn’t enough hurt/comfort fic involving these two out there. This needs fixed, asap. Give me all the loyalty and guilt when the other gets hurt. Give it to me. Anyway, back on topic…
Actually, no. Here’s another block quote of Vlad worrying about getting Kragar killed and Kragar being snarky
“Dammit, Kragar, don’t you get it? Don’t you have any idea just how big this is? If they know you’re helping me, they will kill you.”
“Well-”
“They will kill you, Kragar. I don’t know how they’ll find you, but they’ll manage, and they’ll kill you. I will not wander around with that on my conscience. If you can’t figure a way to find him without it being known that you’re looking, then don’t find him.”
“And you’ll do what, then?”
“I’ll think of something.”
“Right.”
“That isn’t an answer,” I said. “I want your agreement.”
“I don’t work for you anymore,” he said, smirking. “You can’t give me orders.”
Okay, back on topic. Kragar is also really good at his job, even before taking the boss job from Vlad. He gets his work done, finds stuff out that Vlad would have trouble with, and fast, and knows when to ignore Vlad’s orders. (See aforementioned attempted assassination scene). He’s there to protect his friends, and if that means risking himself and ignoring orders, then that’s what he’ll do. A very dragon trait, honestly. Which, well, that’s another rant.
Now, for the thing that fulfilled all my fantasies about Kragar. He’s Mario’s contact (or business agent, as he prefers). The most feared assassin in the books, and Kragar is his choice of contact. Because Aliera. Delightful. Would have loved to be a fly on the wall for that scene. And he has kept that from Vlad for their entire partnership, because, well, it didn’t come up. And he totally didn’t heavily imply he didn’t have a way to contact Mario. That’s right, Kragar is his own character with his own life, and should honestly have an entire book dedicated to him. Of course, part of what makes him so great IS how little we know about him, but still. I want more.
Okay, I think I’m done for now, leaving so much unsaid, and this is less of an analysis than a listing of a few of my favorite Kragar things, but oh well. He is my favorite Dragaera character and that’s that
My sister and I worked out the perfect cast for Muppet Dracula
#the gonzo and rizzo dynamic this implies is rizzo being like ‘gonzo i think we should get out of here’ at every turn#while gonzo is like ‘rizzo don’t be ridiculous’#gonzo: haha wow this castle is so cool and count dracula is such a nice guy!!#rizzo (trembling like a nervous Chihuahua) oh god oh god oh god#gonzo: check it out this guy’s got no reflection! crazy!!#rizzo: gonzo. we are gonna DIE here.#dracula *crawling down the castle like a lizard*#rizzo: GONZO ARE YOU SEEING THIS- wait#gonzo: *crawling down the wall like a lizard too* wahoo!!! (penny-anna)
IMPORTANT NEWS FOR WINDOWS 10 USERS
So, official support for Windows 10 ends on October 14th 2025. But Microsoft apparently lost a court case and now they have to offer an extra year of security updates--which was an option previously only available to their Business customers--to everyone. But you have to manually enroll. If you want to know how to do it, go to the link below
As the end of official support for Windows 10 approaches on October 14, 2025, many users are seeking ways to maintain their system's securit
You've got to do it before October 14th if you want the extra year. Otherwise support will end for you and you'll probably have to "upgrade" to Windows 11.
A HAMMERHEAD????
is that an oarfish? HOW DID YOU GET THAT. those are very rarely near the surface, but they do come up to higher water zones, so possible but.... wildly unlikely since ospreys mostly hunt fresh water, and what ocean they do hunt in is coastal. so would need DEEP, DEEP water right by a coast.
It's at about 11 second left. that's gotta be some other long, flat shiny fish that looks like that. if it is an oarfish.... whaaaaaaat the fuuuuuuuuuck
Pelican is like, "Put fish and osprey in pelican mouth HEY YOU COME BACK HERE"
I'm laughing harder than I should at the osprey getting clotheslined by the fishing line at the end of the video.
I applaud the effort that went into this seconds-long bit.
(THE LAMP IS STICKING STRAIGHT OUT FROM THE WALL!)
Mona Lisa cat nest 😭
Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.
Birds evolved from dinosaurs, and they really show huh.
Cassoary my beloved why so scary
What on earth is going on in the Star Trek fandom today, it's like my dash exploded
lol 28 years ago today, the Star Trek Voyager episode "Threshold" aired. The premise of the episode was that humans cannot travel at or faster than warp 10, because if they do, they would be traveling at "infinite velocity" and would exist in all points of space time simultaneously. Tom Paris found a way to travel at this speed, and doing so accidentally hyper-evolved him and his captain (Janeway) into giant salamanders, whereupon they immediately reproduced and created 3 baby salamanders. They were then turned back into normal humans, and forced to leave their salamander babies on the planet they had escaped to.
The episode was long held as the worst star trek episode. Not just the worst Star Trek Voyager episode, but the worst episode, period, because it was extremely weird and people turning into salamanders greatly annoyed a lot of people who don't know what fun is. Tumblr, having discovered this episode like excavating an exciting fossil, has taken a shine to this episode and many people now produce art and memes and eat pepperoni pizza in celebration of its air date, mostly to annoy the episode's creator, as in a very Arthur Conan Doyle way, he hates this episode and wants it de-canonized.
Anyway, happy Threshold Day!
And also it won an Emmy.
And also it won an Emmy!
Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move
and then just left
I first saw this on twitter and COULD NOT get over these comments:
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One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.
Sometimes (oftentimes), when a creative project is "misbehaving," it's because it is tired, and overstimulated, and just needs a time out to rest -- like toddlers often need.
And sometimes, you should give your creative projects time to talk to each other, as well as to you.
Instructions unclear; my 17 ongoing craft projects have unionized against me.
Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads
I lost it at the toaster and couldn't make it past the smoke detector before reblogging
This is so satisfying to watch—
take me to art museums and make out with me
But they said to not touch the masterpieces
Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall
This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.
yeah okay ill reblog that
common misconception; unfortunately he is only the emperor of japan's caterpillars
This is never not funny
rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens
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