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dogpuppy

punkitt-is-here

Look at this fucked up picture of smudge

lobotomymom19

prideprejudce

so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back

prideprejudce

the best part of this post is reading all the tags from animal people who would also go back to save their pets. like no hesitation. walk backwards from heaven straight back into hell. someone even said they would go back for their fish. amazing

sterna-hirundo

If you are a person who would walk into a blazing inferno for your animal, and your pet has free movement around the house, here’s a training exercise that could help save you both:

1) Set off your smoke alarm or play the sound on your phone (if your home has no smoke alarms, pease get some!)

2) stand BY THE FRONT DOOR to hand out treats

Do this a couple times and then keep it up NO EXCEPTIONS. Accidentally set the alarm off cooking? Treats by the door. Smoke alarm sound on TV? Treats by the door. Changing your smoke alarm batteries twice a year like you’re supposed to? Give them a test run and your pets get treats by the door.

Most dogs and cats will clue in VERY quickly that hearing that specific sound means go to the front door and wait for treats.

If there’s an emergency and even if you leave by another way, you will still know the most likely place your pet(s) is and can direct first responders to help.

You can also do this for any other kind of emergency alarm. My friend had both her cats trained to go to the front door for a tsunami siren.

parentheticalaside

My most old-school internet opinion is bring back chunky scroll bars! I don't want some scroll bar so discreet I can't even find the fucking thing. I want a nice Windows 98-level of obviousness.

mlarayoukai-archive

"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"

boyholes

i think im in love with you

alphabetizing-posts

all can girl I if in ingredient list Neutriaunce no nutreunce on say the the there there's words

mothcrumbs

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

mothcrumbs

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

pukicho

Would you marry one of your followers?

Not date? Not even 'get to know' first? Straight to marriage?

cheaphalloweencostume

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

fairyblue-alchemist

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

dragonpyre

teradul

Sometimes a beloved mutual transitions and starts frequenting places you wouldn't go yourself, yk?

hometoursandotherstuff

coughloop

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

coughloop

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

pukicho

I invented a new trend called “drink sleepy tea and go to bed”

moonlitmasque

It's just a fad, it'll pass.

pukicho

Think again. China has been doing this trend I just invented for over 4,000 years.

devourallusurvey-deactivated202

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw