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[ 秋薇 | ♎ | INTJ | EN/ZH/JP ✔ ] ...................................... ♥ I just like to make dumb shit ♥ v. Smol + v. Aggressive ♥ Cosplay ♥ Art ♥ Cats ♥ Fashion ♥ Trash humor ♥ Ikesen イケメン戦国 ♥ NOT SPOILER-FREE

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My nicknames for all the Ikesen Warlords, in no particular order. (Not counting the 3 new ones introduced with the JP anniversary event) Prize to whoever interprets the list correctly 🤣

Fox husband

Shitty grampa (kusojiji)

Foodie Fucboi

Horny Bear, also occasionally Chesticles

Otaku Fanboy

Single-celled Tsundere

Sanic the Grumps

Art Himbo

Moodyass Monk

Pet Duty

Token Emoboy Scene Lord

Goody Hoe-Shoes

Jungkook

Yandere Stabbyhands

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Ikemen Sengoku x Saiyuki

Ya’ll know I love shoving my fandoms into one another so have a crossover between Ikemen Sengoku x Saiyuki 

I referenced this official image: https://images.app.goo.gl/uXVEikXE7s9hj6vd8 TBH the more I think about it the more I feel like these character fit each other so well it’s creepy... Yukimura as Goku, they’re both blunt and straightforward and childish, similar hair color and hari style, they both have red as their theme color and use pole type weapons too!  Kenshin as Sanzo, Cold, distant, sharp-tongued, disinterested in women, and never hesitates to draw a weapon on anyone. Similar hair color and hairstyle too and wasn’t Kenshin a monk at some point in his life as well? Shingen is Gojo for sure! Both womanizers, but instead of cigarettes Shingen’s love is for sweets like dango. And they both like to hide their serious side with lighthearted jokes and banter.  Sasuke is Hakkai! Behind a calm and collected exterior lies a hidden burning passion for their comrades! Why is it that they both have glasses and the same theme color (green)?  There’s so many similarities that I’m in disbelief.   Yoshimoto would be.... Kanseon Bosatsu? LMAO Kennyo is probably turning over in a grave screaming blasphemy somewhere 

These four joined hands to journey to the west in order to defeat the Devil King. 

...and heeere’s the lineart! I hate coloring so if anyone wants to color this please feel free. I’d love to see the result if you do! 

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Bishoujo Sengoku (Oda ver.)

One day, Oda forces were sent on a very special mission.

Mai selected an outfit and Mitsuhide dressed Mitsunari up, and even put on his makeup. Mai couldn’t stop squealing over how pretty Mitsunari looked. “Like a real princess!” Hideyoshi immediately started retying Mitsunari’s obi and smoothing out the wrinkles in his kimono. Ieyasu felt sick to his stomach because his heart actually skipped a beat when he first saw the results of their efforts? Heart, you traitor. How dare.  Masamune is giving Mitsunari the good ole’ once over and grinning in appreciation.  Nobunaga merely nodded slowly, a wicked smirk spreading wide on his face.    Bonus below the cut!

Original doodles were posted on my PIXIV first! Please note the English translations are more flavor text and not a 1:1 correlation.  I always feel like I have a terrible time drawing guys, so I wanted to try imagining the Oda Warlords as pretty ladies starting with Mitsunari, although I truly feel that he is beautiful either way.  I think Mitsuhide would make a gorgeous woman too, but his voice is wayyyyy too deep and would give him away immediately lolol

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I never understood men’s obsession with women’s cleavage until I met these three. The “sex appeal” man-cleavage trio, as I call them trolololol (forgive me father for I have sinned...) Shingen, Yoshimoto, and Mitsuhide from Ikemen Sengoku, my latest otome obsession TTwTT

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introverts everywhere

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This game makes me laugh so much.

Out of context Ikesen Quotes! (minor spoilers)

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IKEMEN SENGOKU:  FEAST THINE EYES ON STEAMPUNK WARLORDSSSS

Soooo after MM I have finally found my next Otome obsession Currently, the Taiwan server of Ikemen Sengoku is running a region-exclusive event that puts all the Warlords in a Steampunk AU. The outfits are too good, so I wanted to share this with the Western/JP server players! (Currently, I play on all 3 servers like the dumbass obsessive idiot I am)

More photos and information on the event story under the cut! (SPOILERS for the Taiwan Ikesen Steampunk Event). If you’d like to play on the Taiwan server, the app is named 美男戰國 (copy paste into your app store and search) and it doesn’t appear to be region-locked. Ikesen is licensed to/published by a different company (iSweety) in Taiwan, so they sometimes have artwork and events /merch that are exclusive to that region, as well as unique promo videos.

There wasn’t a promo page where I could grab the event artworks, so pardon my phone screenshots of dubious quality. I tried my best to take screencaps where the dialogue was minimal so you can get a better idea of their outfits. They’re all so good!

A 3/4 view of Mitsuhide’s Steampunk outfit. In this event, only stories for Nobunaga, Masamune, and Kenshin are available, and a minor collectible story for Ieyasu.  In Masamune’s afterstory, he mentions that Mitsuhide has the special ability to read people’s thoughts.

*holds back nosebleed* I’m weak to men with slender waists ahhhhhghhgh. Masa’s Steampunk outfit fits him so well (Is that a man-corset? Can we make all men wear corsets?) and of course his collar is unfastened. I love the cogwheel design on his eyepatch too.

Even Kennyo looks rather dashing, that rascal, although he’s human in this story and hates the androids (and especially Nobunaga, of course) for having killed his fellow brethren. 

IKESEN STEAMPUNK EVENT: STORY BACKGROUND / INTRO 

You, the (human) main character, are the granddaughter of an eccentric Duke that created sentient machine life-forms called 械偶, which I will call androids for now (The name literally translates as “mechanical puppets”). Kennyo and others sometimes refers to them as merely “puppets” (人偶), likely in a derogatory manner.

The androids are sentient and are made of cogs and wheels and circuitry, and powered by a main heart-like “core” which contains a rune. The rune contained within the core is referenced as the “soul” of the androids. Runes have different names, meanings, and uses. If an android’s core is too badly damaged, they cease to function, or die in the robot sense of the word. Even if the core is repaired, if the “rune soul” is damaged, the android wouldn’t be considered living/sentient even if the rest of its mechanisms are functioning. Runes can exist in other forms, such as carved on things like doorways and rocks and hold power. There are teleportation runes which is how androids manage to quickly travel to and from the human community when necessary. Different circuits within an android serve different functions (movement, senses, etc), much like how different lobes or parts of the brain control specific bodily functions in a human. There are different types of androids, such as battle-types and healer-types, and they can have specific protocols and purposes. The story alludes to additional types, but they are not specifically named. Androids have masters, who are typically the one who created them, although this can differ. If a master dies, an android can live without a master or choose to follow another one. Androids can have multiple masters in their life, but in the story the majority of the androids live in their own community and no longer have a master. 

Androids can obtain energy through consuming human food/drink, although it’s not described as their ideal or main method of obtaining energy (the main method was not specified). It’s possible for traces of human food and drink to remain in their system, which can eventually build up over time and cause them to break down. Androids have their own emotions/opinions and thoughts, and can touch and feel just like humans. However, there is tension between humans and androids, who fear that androids, being physically superior, may one day wipe out the humans, and fights often break out. 

After your grandfather’s death, you go to “Elfland”, a hidden, floating island-slash-sky vessel created by your grandfather that is the last standing community of the sentient androids. Within this community, there are peaceful androids, who do not want to harm humans, and anti-human androids, who will attack humans on sight, as well as a third, neutral faction. You are here to search for your grandfather’s hidden treasure, which he left you clues to before he passed away, and you’re assisted by the androids during your search. Nobunaga, Masamune, Mitsuhide, Mitsunari, Hideyoshi, are part of the peaceful faction, while Kenshin is part of the anti-human faction. Yukimura and Ieyasu are part of the neutral faction. In Kenshin’s route, Sasuke and Shingen are also mentioned briefly, but their faction is unknown. There was no mention of Yoshimoto or Ranmaru. 

CHARACTER STORY - MINOR TO MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW    

Masamune:

Your grandfather the Duke had a friend and fellow android researcher whose eldest son passed away. In light of this, the Duke created Masamune in the image of that eldest son, to keep his friend company. Instead of “Master”, Masamune referred to the Duke’s friend as “Father”, and they had a close relationship.

The Duke and his friend eventually had a bad falling out that escalated to violence, and Masamune got between them to stop them from fighting each other. His “father” tried to shoot the Duke, and Masamune chose to protect the Duke. As a result of this incident, Masamune lost his right eye, and also became estranged from his father, who was upset that Masamune chose the Duke over him.  Although Yasu-bot offered to fix it, Masamune declined, saying that he wanted to keep the broken eye as a reminder to himself that “all choices have consequences” (and because eyepatches are cool). When you arrive on Elfland, he has you skydiving into your target exploration area rather than take a long time to walk there, and generally shows you around and adventures alongside you, while simultaneously protecting you from skirmishes against the anti-human androids. Ieyasu mentions that while Masamune “isn’t a battle-type android, he’s pretty capable”, but doesn’t really explain just what kind of android he is. When Masamune’s father got grievously injured, he was kept alive but was on a deathbed, suffering from tremendous pain every day. When Masamune came to visit him, he begged for Masamune to put him out of his misery. Masamune decided to do so, knowing that it would result in his father’s wife and younger son resenting him and people saying horrible things about how he’s an android that killed his own master who treated him like a son. You, of course, help resolve this misunderstanding and also see past the terrible reputation this gave Masamune, and you accept him fully, ya’ll bond over war and fighting dealing with your ex-fiance (who happens to be the biological younger son of Masamune’s father, and colluded with Kennyo to try to wreck Elfland) and discovering your granpapaw’s treasure, and become lovers. In the afterstory, Masamune recalls that his father once told him to live life to the fullest. “If you’re not doing what you love and enjoying all that life has to offer, then you’re not truly living, whether you’re made of flesh or steel doesn’t matter. Otherwise, even if you have a heartbeat and you’re breathing, you’re no different than a walking corpse. If one day, I can no longer feel like I’m alive, then I’m already dead, even if my body is still functioning.” Reminiscing on this, Masamune wonders if meeting you was all fated since then. “I’ve fallen in love with an incredible woman”, he realizes, and listens to your heartbeat and makes you listen to his - “Every movement of every cog in my body is saying how much I love you, to the point of breaking. Can you hear it?” He asks. “Let me listen awhile longer, and I’ll answer,” you reply. In true Masamune fashion, he declares he can't wait any longer and decides to get his answer directly from your body. Yee haw.

Nobunaga:

He has a special ability which can disable the functions of other androids temporarily. During your research you discover that he was made in the image of the famous historical warlord Nobunaga Oda, who once united Japan. You guys are already lovers when the story begins. Human-Android tensions are high, and what’s worse is that Mitsuhide has been sneaking around meeting humans (including Kennyo) and making shady ass deals. You discover your grandfather’s treasure hidden behind a door with a riddle written in ancient Japanese, a dead language that only you know because your grandfather taught you. The riddle reads: “What can save both the humans and androids and allow them to live in peace?” and the answer is “love”, and the door opens when you write out the character for love in Japanese on the entrance. Inside the treasure box you find in the room, you learn secrets that could be used for both great and terrible deeds, including the knowledge of how to create sentient androids and how to destroy them, how Elfland was created, and various other secrets about androids. You decide to hide them again to prevent this knowledge from getting into the wrong hands.

Human-Android tensions escalate into full out war as Mitsuhide informs the humans how to gain access to Elfland and where to attack. Kennyo and Nobunaga cross swords and Nobunaga is nearly outmatched when Mitsuhide appears, revealing that he led the humans here intentionally because he wanted to herd the bulk of the anti-Android fanatics together in one location and collectively wipe them out in order to effectively stamp out future threats of war. He apologizes for being late as he was delayed by Hideyoshi-bot almost killing him. Nobunaga just laughs and tells Mitsuhide he deserves it for worrying Hideyoshi, and a spiteful Kennyo reveals that he has been modified with Android parts to become stronger, and activates this power to try to land a killing blow on Nobunaga - only to discover that Mitsuhide has even plotted everything this far back in advance, and way back when Kennyo was being modified, Mitsuhide ensured that he had faulty parts installed. Heheh. Mitsuhide:2, Kennyo: 0 In the afterstory, it’s revealed that one of the secrets you learned was the process of turning an android into a human. Androids can perform what’s called a “soul contract” with each other; when two androids perform this, they become linked and know each other’s thoughts and feelings, and if one Android dies, the other also loses power to their rune core and dies as well. However, if an Android performs a soul contract with a human, they can become a human (but there are unspecified risks involved, and success is more or less regarded as miraculous), and share a life. Since Nobunaga’s primary protocol was to protect Elfland and the vault that guarded your grandfather’s treasure, and that duty has been completed, he wishes to become a human so that he can grow old with you and share the same lifespan. You establish the contract and miraculously he’s turned into a human and ya’ll enjoy fun kinky times where you both know what the other is thinking and feel what the other is feeling (oh boy).

Ieyasu:

Healer-type android and constantly frets about the fact that he’s not a battle-type and therefore weak, and wonders why your grandfather created him this way. He claims to not like humans, and he blames himself for not being able to save the Duke, but you help him understand that it wasn’t his fault and that you are thankful he was able to stay by the Duke’s side and keep him company when he passed. He complains about having to repair Mitsunari-bot (who we never see). He is reluctant to get involved with humans, though this is revealed that it’s because he believes humans are too frail and die easily, and he didn’t want to experience heartbreak again. One of the lines he mutters to himself (well out of your earshot of course) is how the existence of people like you and your grandfather is the reason he could never bring himself to fully hate or reject the humans. He has a workshop and appears to not differentiate between factions when it comes to treating those who need it, as he mentions having repaired Ken-bot before as well, who is on the anti-human faction.

Kenshin:

The text translates to “My emotional circuits have been broken since a long time ago”. I chortled to myself for a good, long minute at that one. 

Anyway, Ken-bot is a battle-type android who also happens to have “protecting you” written as his top/primary protocol by your grandfather, which is why he goes along with all your endeavors despite belonging to the anti-human faction of the androids. He constantly emphasizes the fact that, as a battle-type droid, he is only capable of fighting and causing destruction. His emotional circuits aren’t completely broken, and he still has an obsession with sake and dried plums, which, according to Sasuke-bot, Ken-bot partakes to a degree that leads Sasuke-bot to believe Ken-bot is trying to drink/eat himself into an early grave. 

You learn from your grandfather’s journal that he originally created Kenshin as a battle-type android, but that he desired to have Kenshin protect his legacy (the androids on elfland, and his granddaughter) rather than simply for fighting and destruction. He saw Kenshin as a protector, not a destroyer. You try to tell his to Ken-bot and also confess your feelings, which seem to cause Ken-bot’s emotional circuits to malfunction even more. “I don’t understand what you mean when you say you like me,” he says brokenly, and during the height of the human-android battle decides to stick you in the safest place possible, which is in a... dun dun dun-geon. He then throws himself into such a battle frenzy against the humans that invaded Elfland that Yuki-bot (instructed by Sasuke-bot, who we never actually see) comes to release you from the dungeon and take you to Ken-bot in order to save him from himself. Ken-bot believes the only way to achieve lasting peace is to wipe out all the humans. You challenge him by saying he should then kill you, since you are a human. Just as you seem to be about to convince him, a shot rings out, and Kenshin shoves you out of the way, his core taking a hit from protecting you. Shingen-bot and Sasuke-bot also having taken serious injuries, the anti-human faction have no leaders, and retreat. 

You take an unconscious Ken-bot to the Oda forces to seek Ieyasu’s help. He says that the rune powering Ken-bot’s core is damaged too badly, so you find the hidden treasure of the Duke, hoping to learn a way to restore Ken-bot. Ieyasu suggests attempting the soul-contract to try to convert Ken-bot into a human as a last ditch effort to save him, as it allows the bonded pair to share their lifeforce, but he stresses that there’s no known record of it succeeding, and you may shorten your lifespan as a result. Your grandfather’s records also mentions that would only work with high-level androids. Yasu-bot also adds this flavor text that by attempting the soul contract, “You will share and endure all of the hardships, feelings and memories from the past of the other person”. You, of course, plow forward without hesitation, to which Yasu-bot gives his typical sigh of annoyance. “As expected of you”, he comments simply, and adds “I can see why this emotionally-broken idiot would be changed by you.”

After what feels like a long and painful dream, you wake up to find Pinocchio - I mean Ken-bot - has become a real boy! He confesses his feelings to you, Yasu-bot fills you both in what happened with current events while you two were unconscious, and slaps on an added warning to Kenshin of “Don’t ever make her cry again. There’s more people than you can imagine who hold her in high esteem, and they’re all incredibly annoying people...and will be much more difficult for you to handle now, as a human” - to which Kenshin answers with a typical bloodthirsty threat and by grabbing and hugging you possessively. Yasu-bot shrugs and says he doesn’t want to meddle in between “an annoying couple” anyway, and makes an offhand snide remark about how neither one of you make him worry any less than Mitsunari-bot does, checks up on you two one last time, and hurries out the room like he can’t stand to be there for another moment longer. Which is smart of him, since in the Afterstory ya’ll basically exchange mushy ass words with each other and do the nasty.

annnnd there’s the Steampunk event as I experienced it. Hope to see some Steampunk AU fan creations of our favorite warlords in the future!

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Game of Thrones Retold

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought this

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i was under the impression that cheritz didn't allow people to publicise what's in the RFA VIP package...I'm guessing this is false?

I've read that they don't want the character endings, phone calls/audio content and secret episodes published online but I haven't seen anything about not sharing the VIP package contents? Some of the items, specifically the OST and voice actor freetalk (which makes sense because it's music/audio) says not to, but if I'm missing something feel free to link me to their updates/announcements! :)

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Upcoming!~

Sorry for the lack of activity all! I recently pulled a Jaehee at work and left a place where I was working 6 days a week doing 2-3 people’s jobs T_T... it was a really good learning experience and I’m thankful for the opportunities they provided me, but I needed to find some much-needed balance between work and personal life now. A side bonus is that I finally have some free time now to work on fandom stuff! Here’s a list of upcoming updates I have planned, so I can keep track of all the things I want to do lol..

Mystic Messenger x Overwatch fanart

Mystic Messenger “Choose your Adventure” style Fanfiction - hiatus

MC Cosplay (Nov)  - done 

Mystic Messenger Fan Merch Review (Dec)

MM - Short Jumin parody animation - gave up too hard

Jaehee cosplay photoshoot with Jumin (Dec)

Love Live Maki cosplay (Dec)  - done

MM - 707 Cosplay (Jan)

Mila from Yuri on Ice cosplay (Jan)

MM - All MC cosplay (Feb)

[profeminist]

If You're Overwhelmed By The Election, Here's What You Can Do Now

All is not lost.

“Here are a few positive things you can do right now:

Volunteer

There are plenty of organizations out there that simply need your time.

Combat racism with Showing Up For Racial Justice

Help your community with AmeriCorps

End police violence at Campaign Zero

Support your Muslim family and friends at the Council on American-Islamic Relations

Be a part of your next local election as a poll worker and encourage voters to come out

Join an organization that helps immigrants and new Americans.

Practice Self Care

It’s easy to forget that taking care of yourself is just as important as going out and doing something. If you find yourself in need of someone to talk to or having suicidal thoughts, reach out to the following:

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255

Trans Lifeline: (877) -565-8860

Trevor Project: (866)-488-7386

Donate

Planned Parenthood: Give women the opportunities for proper healthcare, education, and activism.

The Future Project: Help the young people of America fulfill their potential.

RAINN: Assist the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network in combatting sexual violence, aiding victims, and ensuring that perpetrators are caught.

ACLU: Uphold the individual rights and liberties guaranteed to all by the Constitution and the laws of the United States.

Friends of the Earth: Contribute to international network of environmental groups. They’ve already vowed to fight the threat Trump poses to the environment.

NextGen Climate Action: Volunteer with this group that works to flight climate change through political action.

Source

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Other countries @ America right now

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?????

As a daughter of an ambassador my sister and I had to deal with politics since a very young age. It wasn’t fun. As such I almost NEVER talk about politics, to anyone, on any platform. Until now. My parents sent us to school to the U.S. believing it would be better than the world they grew up in. ...

We could point fingers but it just feels like a collective fail :( our schooling system, our political system, our justice system, this is also the reason why I avoid the news 99% of the time because I get so depressed when I read up on the current state of affairs. There are so many problems in this world and so few that I feel like I’m actually able to help fix. I think the entire world is disappointed in America right now and I am even more disappointed than that. Life is going to move on regardless but just the fact that we took this giant step backwards is like what the flying jesus fuck. Sadness doesn’t even begin to describe it. All this talk of how far women have come in 50 years but no we haven’t, we really fucking haven’t.

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That Jumin thought (with the 3 C's) isn't real. Someone made it and posted it to Facebook before it found its way to Tumblr. ^^

Ahhh people are so good with edits nowadays it’s hard to tell ;-; thanks for the info though!

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Celebrating the revival of D.Gray-man, here’s all the cosplay I’ve ever done from it and probably more to come because I can’t resist their uniforms ._. Kinda nostalgic to remember that when I first cosplayed Rinali, I was the same age as her (if you can tell from the babyfat chubcheeks and the naive optimism radiating from my pores in the first picture LOL). Now I’m much closer to Klaud 9 in terms of age and temperament LOL damn, it’s been a long time <_> Good memories though~ I can’t wait to see how this series ends.

Bonus pics under the cut ~

Fun fact: Lau Jimin was made out of fur and hot glue because I ran out of time.

The OG squad ;3; I love these characters to pieces

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JUMIN HAN 

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L M F A O Cheritz is really straddling that PG-13 line here