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Thinking about how Odysseus carved the wedding bed out of an olive tree, which means the bed is rooted in the ground.

Thinking about the line “You don’t think I know my own palace? I built it!”.

Thinking about the fact that Odysseus built his entire palace around that olive tree, his and Penelope’s wedding bed, a symbol of their love.

Odysseus’ world is literally built around his love for Penelope.

…..i’m not crying, i just have an odypen in my eye.

orpheus-has-lyreizz

Rumour has it, although the King of Ithaca had returned to his shores, his throne remained empty for the better part of a year.

perrfectly

pascalcampion

Blahhhh #pascalcampion

pauzamro

they go 🌼🌼🚲🌼🌼

prints / shop / insta / tw

catscenter

disc80s

babyanimalgifs

This is so wholesome

anx1ous-op0ssum

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

callmebliss

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

deadjosey-deactivated20200613

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children.

strangeracrossthestreet

CAT DAD IS BACK

jackslenderman

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

aquilacalvitium

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

midgardian-april

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen.

trishmishtree

update:

lemonsharks

I love that he kept …. All of them.

petermorwood

I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.

This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.

teashoesandhair

You’re welcome.

askfordoodles

I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤

theminingengineer

@every-n-anything

karmic-punishment-deactivated20

fierceawakening

All hail Catdad

daisy-rivers

I saw Catdad for the first time today, and my day instantly became exponentially better.

pretty-frown-deactivated2026011

I’M CRYING!?

whitepeopletwitter

cheeseanonioncrisps

God, I remember when I started sixth form (last two years of high school in the UK, seen as a more university style learning environment) and the teachers kept complaining about how quiet we were during lessons.

We wouldn’t talk. They’d tell us to do something and we’d just sit there quietly and do it, until eventually they just said “hey, guys, it’s okay to chat while you work!” and then everybody would start talking.

One teacher described it as creepy.

And I just remember thinking, what the fuck did they expect to happen? We’d all been taught from the age of four or five onwards that talking in class was bad. That if we did it, we’d be told off, or punished, or in some instances maybe the entire class would be punished along with us, just to make sure we really got the idea. It was a whole thing.

But now, because we were sixth-formers and therefore ‘grown ups’, we were suddenly expected to flip a switch and be able to talk as much as we liked? The whole reason we were in sixth-form was because we had worked hard, done well at school, and generally followed the rules— but still the teachers couldn’t understand why we didn’t just talk to each other.

Now I’m at uni, and seminar tutors are having a similar problem. People will talk in seminars, but a lot of them will insist on raising their hands and waiting to be called upon first. “Don’t put your hands up, just shout at me!” the guy keeps saying. But they keep doing it anyway.

Like, I really don’t know how to tell these people that you can’t train somebody to act in one way for over half their lives, and then suddenly expect them to start acting differently just because the expectations have changed.

biofomission

This is why you gotta treat kids like actual people

just-rhys-things

My current supervisors and a few of my past professors had to ask me to stop calling them Mr./Mrs. X and just go by their first name. It took me awhile to unlearn it.

f1rstperson

This is what bugged me about getting to college and professors being like “lmao you don’t have to ask to go to the bathroom”

Well sorry, i spent 13 years having to ask to have to go to the bathroom and getting yelled at for it so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

elisamaza

how do professors not know what conditioning is

actualaster

I don’t get why you’d laugh at somebody raising their hand in a meeting.

How is it ever a bad thing if somebody is politely signaling that they wish to speak, so that they’re not interrupting or talking over somebody else? If anything, I wish more settings would normalize that because it better allows people who have trouble jumping right in or who are softer-spoken to have a greater chance of being able to productively contribute to what’s at hand.

pangur-and-grim

heartamantium

when you forget to read the tags on a fanfic:

loymain

“friends to lovers, cuddles, established relationship,”

“vore,”

guruofawesomeness-blog

I just wheezed so hard I have a headache now so thanks for that

yangs-vibrating-arm

i snorted so badly fuck

mozartinsesi

ampervadasz

biandanxious18

By petting this cat you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated to Anish Kapoor, you are not petting them on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor