u w u

I want to eat your pancreas

[tired-child-sly]

Every TOG Episode

Khun: We are not doing that. There is no reason for me to do this thing.

Bam: But I think we should...

Khun:

Khun: There is one reason I'm doing it.

[blackness-by-your-side]

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

[cuntybearjamboree]

FARENHEIT 451 IS ON THE BANNED BOOKS LIST??? IT’S LITERALLY ABOUT THE SOCIETAL DANGERS OF BANNING/OUTLAWING/BURNING BOOKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[dancing-coyote]

That’s the reason it’s on the bloody list.

BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT HOW BANNING AND BURNING BOOKS IS WRONG.

[unlimitedgamesbutnogames]

HERE’S ALL THE PDF VERSIONS I COULD FIND SINCE WE’RE ALL IN QUARANTINE AND WE CAN’T PHYSICALLY GET THE BOOKS WE DON’T HAVE

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

The Autobiography of Malcolm X

Beloved

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee (this was the only free version I could find, and it’s a downloadable thing, so do so with caution)

The Call of the Wild

Catch-22 (it was either this version or one where the entire thing was in comic sans font)

The Catcher in the Rye

Fahrenheit 451

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Gone With the Wind

The Grapes of Wrath

The Great Gatsby

Howl

In Cold Blood

Invisible Man

The Jungle (personally I don’t like this formatting, but the site doesn’t look sketchy so…) - there’s also this which is the proper book format in a pdf, but it’s directly photocopied so it might be hard to read some of the print

Leaves of Grass

Moby Dick

Native Son

Our Bodies, Ourselves (we learned about this one in APUSH!)

The Red Badge of Courage

The Scarlet Letter

COULD NOT FIND Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (the ebook is 47 fucking dollars??? and i can’t even find sketchy websites that’ll let me download a pdf. if anyone manages to find a link, lmk please)

Stranger in a Strange Land

A Streetcar Named Desire

Their Eyes Were Watching God

To Kill a Mockingbird

Uncle Tom’s Cabin

Where the Wild Things Are (this is a slideshow!!!! how fun)

COULD NOT FIND The Words of Cesar Chavez (however I did manage to download the first 71 pages of the book from EBSCO and I put it here but I couldn’t get the rest. sorry y’all)

[emeraldscholar]

rebloggan 4 links

[procrastinationismysecondname]

HELLO?!!

[pangur-and-grim]

this is gonna be controversial (lol), but y’all gotta remember blogs aren’t celebrities with their own PR teams.

if you find something a blogger said insensitive, it probably is! privilege & social environment leave way too many blindspots for that to never happen. and it’s super okay to alert people to their blindspots! but do so with the awareness that those not used to having their speech policed by strangers may respond with baffled defensiveness if you come at them aggressively.

and when that happens, whipping out the “you’re not the man I thought I married” speech, and giving yourself permission to go into full cuss-out beast mode is like………………unproductive and kinda mean-spirited

[drferox]

Bloggers have slowly shifted from ordinary people just goofing around and having fun on the internet to being held up as sort of low level public figures, but without any media training or assistance to manage that load.

And it’s a really weird transition because you can’t just talk to one friend publicly on your blog any more, you’re talking to one friend and thousands of people, and potentially thousands more which might go through your backlog in the future.

[captainlordauditor]

#not to be human on main but waking up one day with thousands of strangers personally angry with you over attitudes you don’t even hold#because of poor word choice or a failure to effectively publicize context#is disorienting and traumatizing and is not something random minimum wage nobodies with blogs are equipt to handle without a pr team#and no other random strangers incoherently insulting people in your ‘defense’ is not a pr team; it’s further disorientation#and it never. goes. away.

[rosymage]

Please reblog/comment/message me if you read/post about any of these WEBTOONS!

[bawlin-in-lalin]

ANYWAY THIS IS HOW CODY WEARS HIS PANTS AND I REALLY DON’T LIKE IT

[webtoonwanderer]

he can’t cut a hole, or else everyone is gonna question it-

[bawlin-in-lalin]

THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY

[webtoonwanderer]

then we need to figure one out-

maybe he can wear two shirts, one with a hole and the other one to cover it up???

[bawlin-in-lalin]

YES

[taitabirb]

Maybe something like this? Another leg hole but for his tail? Aah? Because his current situation just looks like lots a chafing riding uppppp

[bandanaboop-deactivated20200504]

CODY LOFREAKINGZANO BLASCO IM WHEEEZING THANKS FOR THAT AMAZING TAG OML

[taitabirb]

IT IS MY GENUINE PLEASURE THANK YOU

[bawlin-in-lalin]

LITERALLY ALL OF THESE IDEAS ARE BETTER THAN THE REALITY THANK YOU

[taitabirb]

I was gonna say ‘Cody didn’t have time he just ran to rescue David and couldn’t change pants!’ EXCEPT HE HAD TIME TO GRAB HIS MASK AND CLOAK THING DOES HE JUST NOT HAVE TAIL-PANTS? CAN SOMEONE MAKE HIM TAIL PANTS?? 

[webtoonmemecentral]

Why is it like that?????

[maybejustmarigold]

Well the tail is kinda higher up on his back it seems. It doesn’t LOOK like it obstructing the way he wears pants, seeing as one, there would be some curve showing since it’s closer to the base of his hips, (if you know what I’m saying) and two his pants would PROOOOOBABLY slip off since it wouldn’t quiet be on his hips. So I think he wears pants just fine and that his tail is just higher up on his back. And the lift of the shirt also proves my point a bit more since it’s also pretty closer to the middle of his back (but not quite). That’s just some things I noticed. :3

Anyways thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

[bawlin-in-lalin]

oh thank god

[bandanaboop-deactivated20200504]

This post is so chaotic and I love it

[bawlin-in-lalin]

the LC fandom shares one brain cell and in this moment it was marigold’s turn

[magnolianvoid]

I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING THE SAME THING AS MARIGOLD I JUST DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT 😂😂😂

[maybejustmarigold]

GOD UR RIGHT @bawlin-in-lalin

[taitabirb]

Oh yeah I forgot the butt exists, so Cody wouldn’t even be able to have a tail that’s wider at the base if his rear end kept getting in the way.

???

[bandanaboop-deactivated20200504]

But where the fuck do those bones go when hes not all reptilian????

[kuyosuke]

They snap crackle pop back into place.

[taitabirb]

Oh god- could you imagine?? It’s time for everyone to go back to the world of normal humans and: 

 David: I guess you need to look human again 

Cody: On it, one second. [he slowly reverts to human, accompanied by the snap crackle popping of bones]

[kuyosuke]

Oh my god- That would be terrifying and probably painful for Cody..

[flying-mochis]

This makes me think of a character from a book I read as a kid who could contort his body by just breaking and mending his bones and I’m not sure how to feel about that-

[taitabirb]

👀👀💦 ohboy

Maybe his osteoblastic or whatever cells can build and deconstruct at a controllable rate??? Aah??? 

[bawlin-in-lalin]

OK WELL we know for a fact he can regenerate quickly, given how he was able to stand just minutes after having his leg broken and how, if we assume the hand belonged to him, he was able to grow that back too, so it’s not out of the question that he can break cells down just as fast 👀

[magnolianvoid]

Y’all be sounding like my Bio teacher now

[bawlin-in-lalin]

i’m trying to get brain cell privileges

[taitabirb]

Consider the Brian cell privileges acquired, that was big brain right there. But when the cells degenerate, where do they go? Maybe he sheds his tail off in a similar fashion to how a snake sheds it’s skin?? Kinda like the reptile doctor dude from that one Spider-Man movie who’s name I can never remember?

[bawlin-in-lalin]

my first thought was the nutrients in the cells just get recycled but your idea is much more horrifying

[bandanaboop-deactivated20200504]

Just a trash can full of shed tail skin in his room

[bawlin-in-lalin]

ok how the fuck did we get here

[bandanaboop-deactivated20200504]

Uh-

[taitabirb]

1- how does Cody is pants?

2- how DARE Cody is pants

3- oh ok pants are alright

4- wait how does Cody is tail?

5- oh god we messed up Cody how does tail snap crackle pop help

[webtoonmemecentral]

Me trying to figure out how it’s physically possible for Cody to be standing at all

[bawlin-in-lalin]

TH IS WHOLE THREAD IS SO FUCKIGN FUNNY IM LOSIGN IT

[badjokesbyjeff]

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

Oof

[first-lady-of-infinity-deactiva]

I had to stop, look up from my phone, and take a deep breath before reblogging.

[otherwindow]

Concept: Angels don’t have to wear their halos on their head. 

Turn the halo into a gold collar. 

Shrink it down into a ring or bracelet. 

Turn it into a gold septum. 

Sacred nipple piercings. 

[otherwindow]

please stop telling me about halo cock rings

[storygiver-deactivated20200719]

the ‘normal everyday school-aged kids with monumental world-saving burdens’ trope is amazing and I hope it never dies because it beautifully illustrates the stressors that exist in adolescent and young adults’ lives and how important it is to recognize other peoples’ battles even if they aren’t the same as your own because everyone reacts differently to academic schedules and the pressures of maintaining a job alongside getting a worthwhile education simultaneously. the solidarity exchanged between the people who share the same struggles—akin to the characters of mismatched social backgrounds in the tight-knit, unlikely ‘framilies’ in works that fit this trope—is often one of the most powerful bonds of friendship in the modern age. just my two cents.

[egberts]

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

[zireaells]

#no block button we lose like men

[nerdgasrnz]

#dodge or die #there is no block

[hobgoblinhero]

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

[shockingsuper]

You cant take damage if the enemy is dead

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.

[zevbutt]

Next some loser is gonna tell me to use the brake button in a racing game. No I hold accelerate the whole time and either drift or die

[vuhii]

underwater racism

[kaizo-ningen-deactivated2021100]

[evas-idiot-box]

BioShock

[cheshire-cats-smile]

[kitfoxart]

I’ve just discovered my new favorite painter, Vittorio Reggianini - those smarter than myself probably already know of him as an Italian painter from the 1800s who made satin look even satiny-er than satin. I just cannot get over how much he loved painting women who were NOT. HAVING. A. MAN’S. SHIT. 

But there was one hottie that everyone seemed to like, and I can’t blame them…

Vittorio knows what the ladies like. 

[explorerrowan]

I love this. Vittorio is throwing some not-so-subtle shade on the misogyny of the era in that last one. Around that time, mass market printing was finally a thing, and people wrote the hell out of some novels, especially fiction. And the people who read the novels were mostly women, because they had somewhat more time on their hands. Middle and upper class men decided they were above reading. They frequently criticized the women for reading novels, saying it was going to corrupt their brains and turn them all into anarchists and lesbians. (Which wasn’t entirely untrue, lots of subversive and queer stuff was distributed in novel form.)

So that last painting is a dude getting over himself and the prejudices of the time and sharing an interest with the ladies, which is infinitely hotter than a dude invading personal space and looming over you like in several of those other paintings.

[incorrect-lalins-curse]

[in the group chat]

David: I cried today ;-;

Tobi: Why??

Cody: Who do i have to fight

Eric: WHO HURT U???

David: Disney made me cry

Felix: i’m gonna fight walt disney

David: He’s fucking DEAD????

[fluffygif]

Amazing dominoes structure

[cricketoid]

god destroying the tower of babel

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

there really is nothing more charming or telling about humanity than the amount of time and effort we’ll put into something just to see how cool it will look when we make it fall down 

[shinvermouthea]

it’s because the video is forever

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other person’s love language.

Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?

And I was like “i don’t mind waiting” cause I never want to run

But they said they wanted every minute they could get because I’m so busy usually

Which is when it clicked that I didn’t get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didn’t see MY signs of affection in them and went “cool! Casual buds it is.” But now that I’m seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.

Anyway, some people show affection through time or intensity or commitment and not vocally. I really have to remember that!

[madammuffins]

Fyi- just in case you didn’t know.

TOUCH got a bro that likes to give high fives? Back slaps? Are they a hugger? Do they not blink an eye at cuddles?

QUALITY TIME this bro will (as op stated) sprint to spend every minute possible with you. Every second that you guys are together is a declaration of affection.

WORDS does your bro tell you how amazing and great and fantastic and wonderful you are all the time? Guess what…?

GIFTS do they buy you coffee? Snacks, energy drinks, spot you at the restaurant? Did that one key chain remind them of you? Ding ding!

ACTS are they always doing things for you? Ie: Nah bro, I got this, I can do that, need me to get anything for you, I can help with…?

PRO TIP - The way people show love is often how they receive love as well.

[queerautism]

Can I just say how much I love seeing this applied to friends / platonic relationships, when I’ve only seen it about romantic ones before?

[gauzebonded]