Stay Classy and Sassy

Everything is better with tea and sarcasm

[thememedaddy]

me_irl

[depsidase]

[ober-affen-geil]

[strawtebby]

“Fucking Pig.”

“I’m a stripper not a cop.”

“Oh god I’m so sorry, thank you for your contribution to the community, sir.”

[pitseleh333]

from this ask polly

[delphinidin4]

I’m Honestly Fed Up With All The Bad News, So I Illustrated 40 Of The Best Ones From 2021

We need more positive news to acknowledge that the world is actually getting better little by little. Here are some of the top performing positive news illustrations from 2021.

[o-kurwa]

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Do you think people should be taking "items" from artifacts for example yeast from Egyptian pottery?

Hi there, dirtling, I'm sorry it's taken me so long to answer this.

I think that the ethics are very dependent on the situation. In the case of the yeast from ancient Egyptian pottery, the Xbox guy Seamus Blackley gets a lot of credit, but Dr Serena Love and grad student Richard Bowman were also instrumental in the process.

This was an experiment conducted in an academic setting with people who had the proper knowledge of how to preserve the artifacts that they were using. They did not dig into an archaeological deposit and scrape the yeast off the pottery willy-nilly. I will admit that academia isn't always ethical, but it has a better set of built in checks and balances that someone just... doing stuff.

The yeast in question wasn't taken in the sense that it didn't go into a private collection. It was used in a lab setting. Further, the knowledge that was gained from the experiment is important to furthering our understanding of the past, and it was not obtained over the objections of descendant communities or other relevant parties. No one was harmed during the process.

Here's an article from the Smithsonian Magazine, a pretty reputable source, about the entire process, from yeast collection to bread making:

This Bread Was Made Using 4,500-Year-Old Egyptian Yeast

After extracting the dormant yeast from cooking vessels, an amateur gastroegyptologist used ancient grains to recreate an Old Kingdom loaf

-Reid

[acepalindrome]

Yknow, when you keep insisting that adults can’t enjoy fandom or play video games or what cartoons or whatever, it’s other young people that you’re hurting the most. Because the most you’ll do to adults is offend or annoy them with that nonsense, but when you plant that idea in a kid’s head, they grow older with the horrible dread looming over them that the things that bring them happiness and comfort have an expiration date. When I was a young adult, I was genuinely depressed about the thought of getting older because I thought I couldn’t keep enjoying all my hobbies, like I had to give up everything I enjoy once I reach [x] age.

And that is simply not true. It’s bullshit. But the harm is does to people is very real. Kids are so afraid of getting older, and one of the big fears is that their life will become painfully bland and boring once they hit adulthood, as if all adults do is work and pay taxes, possibly raise kids. No more fun, no whimsy, no playfulness, no joy.

Anyway, I’m 33 and I love video games and fanfiction and cartoons. If you tell me I’m too old for that stuff, I’ll roll my eyes and block you and go on with my day. But I will worry about the 17 year old who saw your post too and feels a sinking in their chest at the thought that they have to give up the stuff that makes them happy. THAT’S what bothers me.

[littledeconstruction-deactivate]

i was literally told this, out loud, as a kid. “Grown-ups don‘t do stuff like that” — go the movies, or collect stuff, or hang out with friends. Grown-ups don’t have friends. They have jobs. It‘s … a lot to get over. Don’t do this to yourself. Like what you like. Let other people do it too.

[rylandsgrace]

The suicide squad (2021)

[etriva]

#wait is this the dude that fucked John Constantine? (x)

[cipheramnesia]

Yeah. Yeah they fucked.

[now-phaeton-flier]

I really feel like a person shouldn’t be judged because of sleeping with one Englishman.

[cipheramnesia]

He was just in a really dark place at the time.

[kipplekipple]

Yes, inside John Constantine.

[askmace]

@defilerwyrm

[gothamcitytrash]

Compliment

Bruce minding his business -

Steph walking by and smelling him -

Bruce - Stephanie? What are you doing?

Steph - you smell nice

Bruce suprised - I… uh… Thank you Stephanie, It’s…

Steph- the combo of old man and emotional baggage really works for you

Bruce exasperated - thank you stephanie

[skywalkerchick1138]

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

[super-secret-bi-spy]

“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

“Boys will be boys!”

“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

[minimalistfish-blog]

Cannot not reblog.

[captain-ak]

“She should have tried to enjoy–”

[thosekidswhohuntmonsters]

“She’s just saying something now for atten-“

[skreeee34982047]

boy am i glad this has so many notes

[fandom-is-my-middle-name]

“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”

  “He should’ve enjoyed it.”

“She must’ve lead him on.”

“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “

[winchester-cas]

“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“

[emeraldmercury]

“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”

“Women can’t rape because…”

“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”

“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”

“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”

[erynspencer2187]

“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”

[erynspencer2187]

“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”

[erynspencer2187]

“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”

[the-glitter-acetylcholine]

reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time

[larissaloki]

I love this post!

[i-am-already-panicking]

“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”

“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”

“Oral isn’t rape.”

“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”

“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”

“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”

[narfoonthenet]

A good post

[ap-kinda-lit]

the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under

[evil-haiku-robot]

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[corviacore]

I like that people included male rape victims as well! This is a good post

[waywardchica]

“They shouldn’t have gone out with someone they met online.”

[notjustamumj]

always always reblog

[dreamingathighaltitude]

This is amazing as a two time survivor it’s fucking time to hear this shit debunked! Hate has no place!

[donnaschaunamanon-deactivated20]

Can not not reblog. 

[ruinedchildhood]

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

this image of Mongolia's best known paleontologist, Altangerel Perle, standing in between the fossilized arms of Deinocherius is undeniably the most powerful image in paleontological history

[dyssfunctinal]

I’ve wanted to do this ever since I can remember

[alwaysscreechingbasement]

[truestoriesaboutme]

Now that Britney Spears is free, she’s inevitably going to do something weird and off-putting because she was in a long term traumatic situation with very little control of her life and getting your shit together is hard in the best of times and that does shit to a person and I’m genuinely afraid the public who has been rooting for her for so long is going to turn on her and even start questioning whether or not it’s good for her to be free of the conservatorship and people are gonna need to remember that the answer to that question is unequivocally yes

[foxes-in-love]

[ramnamsatyahai-deactivated20210]

[sloth-incarnate]

Never has this gif been more appropriate

[gem-femme]

A vegetable is a social construct.