Sorry In Advance

CMB

[rabbiteclair]

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

[beccafromaphistory]

Sometimes I just remember the fact that in french pain means bread and it makes me think about this picture a lot

[littlebabydear]

Anyone else see the sad face tho

[beccafromaphistory]

Haha you’re right! I should have made a joke about that

[bahrains]

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

i taught my boss the meaning and usage of “yeet” after i accidentally let it slip in the office and a day later he walks up to my desk and says “i just yeeted you an email” with a completely straight face and i nearly bowled over

[gaypeopletwitter]

[sleepallsummer]

archeologists: are you wearing the- 500-year-old skeleton found in the london river: the chanel boots? yeah i am

[maculategiraffe]

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

[cwicseolfor]

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

[essoreese]

Marie Kondo has the same powers but the exact opposite energy of the Duolingo Owl.

[strangelyregular]

YES.

Marie Kondo: Your room isn’t very clean, but that’s okay, I love mess! Does this spark joy?

Duolingo Owl: I wrote the ransom note in Spanish, and if you have to use Google Translate to read it, your kid gets it. You broke your streak. I’ll break your neck.

[ace-pervert]

Marie Kondo holding your child, while standing on the remains of the Duolingo Owl : The Bird did not spark joy

[batmansymbol]

can you BELIEVE keira knightley didn’t win best actress for Pride & Prejudice (2005) when she is the only actress in history to capture, to the soul, that silent pulse of hysterical amusement when you just cannot believe

a man

is acting

That Way

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what does facebook think my house looks like

[agripinaafalls]

Dope as fuck apparently

[catchymemes]

[marvel-lous-things]

Steve: Avengers…

The whole theatre:

Steve:

The whole theatre:

Steve:

The whole theatre:

Steve: …assemble

The whole theatre:

[ggnnbvfgbjmbfgj-deactivated2020]

you ever see a character design that SO STRONGLY caters to your tastes you just go

[imposterogers]

ok but thor is a blank slate when it comes to earth culture and the way he consumes it is very different from someone who grew up here

[imposterogers]

bruce banner, at the sistine chapel: Michelangelo painted this

thor: I’m not stupid, bruce. I know the ninja turtles aren’t real.

[jehovahhthickness]

[bassiter]

you don’t have to like him personally, but thomas sanders makes kid-friendly lgbt content, is a very consistent and active ally to women, trans people, neurodivergent people, and poc, and is overall a great role model for the kids who regularly watch his content. his whole Thing is spreading positivity and empathy, and teaching lessons in emotional maturity through his videos.

but i guess it’s popular to hate him all of a sudden just because?? he really likes disney and harry potter???? what the fuck tbh

[musashi]

people did like him, but then he outed himself as an inclusionist. pretty much as soon as he said he considered ace people members of the LGBT community, people started shittalking him, combing his blog for problematic content, accusing him of being a pedophile for not curating nsfw art that was sent to him, and calling him a “straight ally” even though he is openly bisexual. i witnessed the change. some didn’t. i think it’s important we know where it comes from.

[toothmuncher3000]

seriously, that’s why???? exclusionists are so nasty

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[egberts]

anime with a promising plot is completely ruined when they add ecchi elements… it’s so bad i don’t even wanna watch it past episode one… like, i’m about to make like those big anime tiddies and bounce

[animentality]

don’t go in the notes, i’ll save you time, and tell you it’s thirty year old men who jerk it to fifteen year old animated tiddies and think we’re the weird ones for being turned off by it. 

[honeybeelily]

I should have listened…..I looked and you are absolutely right

[animentality]

“why is TUNGLR so scared of BOOBS, there’s nothing WroNG with FEMalE seXuaLitY that caters specifically to my love of huge boobs on nine year olds, are you TRIGGERED that women exist???!??”

[batalon]

honestly michael b jordan singlehandedly redefined the art hoe look in this sole scene of black panther

an icon! a game-changer! everyone else step tf up!

[ohwolae]

i think the credit should also go to Black Panther’s costume designer Ruth B. Carter! let’s celebrate the black women that create all the things we love and enjoy.

[batalon]

you are absolutely 100% correct and this is the only comment i’m accepting on this post from now on

[gothicgoose]

[theabigailthorn]

4/20 praise it