Clone Mom

Won't be back, just don't want to deactivate 

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

Concept: a dragon that tries to sleep on top of it’s friends and family every night bc they’re it’s greatest treasure

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

where r the rest of the notes, this is Important

[ijustlaughalot]

Visit Original Link

Christmas Playlist

Trans Siberian Orchestra | Carol Of The Bells

[thenarddog]

[sowecoulddance]

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

[disasterpigeon]

its christmas day and look whos on tumblr all of us

[becausebirds]

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

[biggaylion]

Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

[sidelinesofcode-deactivated2020]

What a good birb.

[markv5]

Мамино Солнышко!!!😃…

[kpoccobku-deactivated20191005]

“Mama’s sunshine”

[kikkerje]

Awwww

[princesstigerbelle]

This is precious

[dangerously-human]

@thisbibliomaniac

[some-nocturnal-sojourns]

To everybody needing it:

I’m really sorry to hear your day sucked

I’m not sure if tomorrow will be better for you, but it’ll be a reset

You’ll find the courage you need to do That Thing

You are perfectly okay. You’re doing just fine…more than just fine, even. There’s nothing wrong with you. 

Take care of yourself tonight. It’ll be okay.

[ovadioisdead-blog]

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

[snoopingasusualisee]

At one point in my dream last night there was a new meme created and it says "HOW Y'ALL LIKE CHURCH THIS MORNIN" and it showed Steve Harvey with his hand on his hips with an impossibly wide body with red eyes like in some memes and the whole thing was deep fried to hell

Real.

[friendly-neighborhood-narwhal]

No offense to all the Christmas lovers out there- I still love you but it’s Nov 1st

[faithful-to-the-last-deactivate]

CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!

[clone-mom]

7 deadly sins. put one in my ask.

Lust: Something that I find attractive.

Pride: Something that I like about myself.

Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.

Envy: Something I wish I was better at.

Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.

Wrath: Something that gets me angry.

Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.

[residentdragonfucker]

Its November first. Nobody can stop me from playing Christmas music now.

[faithful-to-the-last-deactivate]

I mean technically it’s still the 31st here but Halloween is over so I’m getting my Christmas on!!!!

[pidntsmoh]

buzzz bizz zz

[greatmindquotes]

“Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end of it, and others do just the same with their time.” - Goethe

[despazito]

mantises are the closest living thing to centaurs

[despazito]

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

it checks out but dont ever say it again

[maryefimovaone]

[ape-of-naples]

#freshly peeled sheeps

[mage-pie]

reblogging solely for that deeply unnerving caption

[jitterbugjive]

@theosartisticthematics

[doctorsiggy]

FRESHLY PEELED SHEEPS

[maddeningmagic106]

Fuck this. Does everyone just not see the blood scrapes on some of their backs and faces???!!! Anyone, seriously, correct me if I’m wrong because this is making me upset af

[rynofslytherin-deactivated20211]

Domesticated sheep need to be sheared because they don’t shed their coats on their own and it can be bad for their health if it gets too big.

Also, it looks considering how close they cut that it went fairly well. I see like 2 nicks maybe, but with the photo it’s hard to tell. I mean, unfortunately, you’re going to nick a few animals because they don’t understand the order of “stand still” very well. 

[uleanblue-deactivated20190205]

Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren’t sheared. 

Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly soothes and heals any nicks they get during shearing. 

[miquerida]

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps

[trashytoclassy-deactivated20231]

Please peel your sheeps

[unclebeanbag]

Go take your anti peeling agenda elsewhere

[wizzard890]

sheep are idiots who wiggle around frantically while they’re being sheared; tiny nicks come with the territory, and everyone I’ve ever seen peel a sheep has been both fast and careful. like, try to stay with me here: sheep aren’t in pain, or even under particular stress, they’re just deeply, transcendently stupid. peel them or they will overheat and die. 

[pyrrhiccomedy]

This whole post would be better if it was “shucked” instead. Shucked sheep.

[beowulf22121]

Everyone I see at the local fairs poke the woolly sheep, and pet the peeled sheep. For the sake of not being poked at, peel the sheep.

[luthienebonyx]

Chris the sheep, who escaped his paddock on a farm near Canberra and spent years living in the wild. By the time he was found, he had so much fleece that he could barely walk, and was at great risk of injury or infection. They got over 40kg (89 pounds) of wool off him, which is a world record.

Chris NEEDED to get rid of his fleece.  It was hurting his health and deeply uncomfortable (look at just how dirty he is in the before pic). A peeled sheep is a happy sheep!

(And those reddish bits in the after pic? Those are antiseptic ointment, not blood. A good shearer won’t leave more than a few nicks even if the animal struggles a lot.)

[weavemama]

RIGHTFULLY 👏🏾 CREDIT 👏🏾 PEOPLE’S 👏🏾 WORK

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

tbh the best feeling in the world is when you get to make your favorite people laugh and you have that moment of yes,,,,, just as planned,,,,,,,,,,, I have Succeeded in Bringing Them Amusement,,,,,, look at that Beautiful Smile™ that means the world to me