Gandalf's Totally Foolproof I Swear This Is Gonna Work Guys strategy for protecting Middle-Earth:
apply hobbit of choice to problem
introduce big groups in smaller groups as not to spook potential host
when all goes haywire, eagles
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Gandalf's Totally Foolproof I Swear This Is Gonna Work Guys strategy for protecting Middle-Earth:
apply hobbit of choice to problem
introduce big groups in smaller groups as not to spook potential host
when all goes haywire, eagles
It is what it is but like. Can it be something else
Jaskier has been kidnapped.
Currently, he finds himself locked in a tower which, if heās being honest, isnāt the first time this has happened.
Even so, he cannot help but notice that something about this particular kidnapping is... unusual.
For starters, the tower is exceptionally well maintained. The room is clean, the furniture is sturdy, and someone regularly leaves fresh linens and warm meals at his door. His captors, though they never remove their masks, are unfailingly courteous. They make certain he is well fed, comfortable, and has everything he might need.
It is, without question, the nicest imprisonment Jaskier has ever endured.
This is because Jaskierās kidnappers are Witchers.
The other Witchers grew tired of Geralt moping about how he lost his bard that day on the mountain, especially knowing Jaskierās long history of being a damsel in distress.
So, the other Witchers have staged a kidnappingājust so Geralt can rescue Jaskier.
Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.
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When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.
Geralt has found himself on a rather unusual contract.
There is no monster to slay, no cursed noble to save, no village cowering behind barred doors. Instead, someone has hired him to hunt for a legend: the long-lost home of the Muses.
According to the oldest stories, the Muses once wandered the Continent, offering inspiration to anyone who sought itāa poet searching for the perfect verse, a sculptor chasing beauty through stone, a composer reaching for a melody that lingered in the soul. Then, one day, they vanished, taking their sanctuary with them.
The trail is centuries old, and maddeningly vague. Every clue points not to maps or ruins, but to music.
Which is how Geralt ends up in Oxenfurt.
The scholars there have spent generations collecting songs, poems, and forgotten tales. Somewhere among them is a professor who has dedicated years to studying the Muses and may know where to look next.
A bard. Someone the Muses themselves likely would have adored.
Someone Geralt hasn't seen in months.
Not since the mountain.
Jaskier.
For research purposes, is there a flower bouquet that means āI love you but will never tell you I can tell you through flowers because youāre not smart enough to decipher itā? For research purposesā¦
So doing light research, cause I had a rough night and can't sleep, my best guess is red roses (or red tulips for harder decipher) , daisies, poppy, geranium, southernwood (to keep the light-heartedness of you're too dumb to figure it out) holly, honeysuckle, and gardenia
Bagginshieldcore btw
The original purpose of this post being recognized brings me joy
The receiver (Thorin) after going to the end of the world (the Shire) to decipher the meaning of the flowers, coming back all ragged and flustered to yell at the sender (Bilbo): "'I LOVE YOU, YOU IDIOT?' SERIOUSLY? YOU COULD NOT SAY THAT TO MY FACE???"
Bilbo (who has been told what the mithril mail was about): "Well you couldn't say it to my face either!"
Thorin, with unkingly voice: "THAT WAS NOT AN 'I LOVE YOU', THAT WAS A 'MARRY ME'', THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!"
Bilbo, getting more heated: "The 'I love you' should come before the 'marry me,' you aboslute buffoon!"
you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed
bro, i desperately need people to learn that romance is an actual, literal genre of fiction. if you do not like a complete focus on romance and only like romantic plotlines incorporated into various other plots - you do not like the romance genre and you are not interested in romance fiction. simple as that. and it's fine if you don't like it, but pretending like the entire genre doesn't exist and is actually all badly written fiction of other genres which is overly focused on romance is asinine. yet somehow continues being a sentiment i see all the time. romance fiction is not lacking in plot or over-concerned with romantic relationships - it's literally doing what it was designed to do: centers mostly or even exclusively around romance.
Hey. Why isnāt the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isnāt that fucked up? Does anyone else think thatās absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! Thatās a big deal! Iāve never thought about it before but now that I have, itās ridiculous to me that thatās not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why donāt we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
Itās July 20th. Thatās the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. Iām ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and Iām going to have a goddamn potluck. Youāre all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!
commented on a tiktok about the scene where Thorin comes out of his dragon sickness bc of how goofy it looks (in the bts Peter does say that they couldnāt figure out what to do with the scene) and I thought of an alternative that would go super hard
Richardās great at acting crazy bc his eye acting is bonkers, right?
Imagine Thorinās walking around Erebor with those gold sickness whispers in his ears like in the actual scene but he sees movement out of the corner of his eye
He whips around and shouts to see whoās there but doesnāt get an answer
He sees movement again and chases after them, shouting out āTHIEVES!ā (as a callback to Gollum)
As he runs (and run here is used loosely bc of how heavy his coat and crown are), you get glimpses of his reflection in the gold around Erebor. He stumbles and chases the intruder, getting closer to the throne room.
Thereās a brief moment where Thorin gets a better look at the thief and he thinks itās his father (which cracks open the gold sickness to bring back the Thorin Oakenshield Gandalf first found for the quest). He calls out to him and gives chase again, this time more desperate. He takes off some of the gold items heās wearing in his haste.
Finally, he catches up to his āfatherā in the throne room where he sees his dark figure between the pillars. Thorin picks up a torch to see better and approaches.
In the growing light, more features come clear on the figure. The coat. The crown.
āGrandfather?ā Thorin asks in horror. We get a flashback to Throrās beheading but from Thorinās POV and then a shot of it reflected in young!Thorinās eyes.
In the present, Thorinās steps closer with the torch and we realize no oneās there.
Itās a gold mirror.
Thorinās not seeing his grandfather but himself.
The torch drops.
We return to the rest of the shot where Thorin throws his crown with realization.
The gold sickness is gone.
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i like how at pretty much any point if you're reading hp and you think 'huh wonder how this affected Draco Malfoy' youāre in luck bc usually Harry is wondering the same thing and shares the answer in the narration
canonically there are so many times when important stuff is happening and the top thing on Harryās mind is 'but what's Draco doing tho?' and jkr expects me not to ship drarry? no way.
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