the great gaysby

a/cle

[tworocks]

no one is allowed to not see this

[avvocarlo]

rich people should get robbed at least once a week

[dinosaurguts-deactivated2023091]

why ?

[avvocarlo]

builds character

[c3rvida3]

Funny how you're dying your hair and begging for top surgery money :)

I’m asking for donations from people who like what I do online so I can increase my quality of life, not begging like I don’t have a cent to my name.

I keep my donation money separate from my moving money and my bills money and my “okay you can have one (1) fun experience this month” money (which more often than not ends up getting funneled into another person’s emergency fund, anyhow), and even if I didn’t, dying your hair at home costs $20; top surgery costs $8,000. I have two jobs and also do side work, and I am entitled to a life and existence that extends beyond slowly chipping my way out of the worst year of my life and being a good little martyr figure for the romanticized notion perpetual trans suffering.

But yeah, scammer of the century over here. Ya’ caught me.

[c3rvida3]

The Doctor: Alrighty, Roswell, that’ll be $8,020.

Me: But I only have $8,000 exactly!

Doctor: Should’ve thought of that before you dyed your hair that one time last year. *staples my tits back on*

[c3rvida3]

My only friend and ally…

[rhetoricallesbian]

“yeehaw” is actually code for “gay rights”

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[scorpi-heaux]

me after one glass of wine: I need to get FUCKED

[kitschycritter]

never stop collecting little things that make you happy! rocks! buttons! feathers! flowers! sticks! bugs! bones! never stop!

[yeahthatsdeepshitman]

how did a crow get a tumblr

[portentous-offerings]

It collected a phone.

[ihateboys-deactivated20240714]

i’m sorry but a well loved teddy bear or stuffed animal has powers beyond what we can comprehend

[nilesfreeman]

Me: straight women can have short haircuts and that doesn’t make them gay. Stop enforcing gender stereotypes.

Me when Captain Marvel shows up with short hair: this woman is a gay

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[socialistexan]

Being working class is like this:

[plum-soup]

ummmmmm(: maybe if you spent a little bit less money on frivolous luxuries like entertainment (: you wouldn’t be a stupid broke bitch who deserves to be poor(: just some friendly advice(:

[powerfulwizard]

Some of you guys are like, Be Gay Do Crime, but are also like, Shoplifting makes you evil and you’re personally stabbing into people’s paychecks if you steal

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A man (?) was saying, as I held him at knifepoint, “I can only legally express seventeen emotions, and I’m feeling all of them in this Chili’s tonight.”

[thisismynewpassword]

We were expecting a dream and we got a piece of literature

[tupaya-devushka-blog]

International relationships really are a lot of fun.

[firesuns-archive]

me staring into my dumbass dog’s giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist: if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy? huh???

[firesuns-archive]

look at him! there’s nothing at all in this giant head! it’s filled with air and love!!!

[toonskribblez]

Medusa but instead of snakes her hair is made of these guys

[arrgh-whatever]

[nancybongwater-deactivated20230]

steve minecraft: hm. i need to eat something

steve: (takes out four coocked chickens)

steve: JDKFKAKFNWAJDJDBHEJDEJIDDJSJDJFJSJCIDJSNDKCDMAMIDJSJFNJSKNFNFxjcj.

JJGJSNDNSJZKWOROYODKJSNDJFKSIDJJDENEJUSIDFNENSNJDJDJDNENEEJEDJDJ.

JFDJDJSKDKGMXJKWKRTIEKDWJKDMFMENEKKFDKSMSMMEWKDKODKDMSSKKDKDK.

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