🦇🖤🦇cocoa 👁️📼🐀

the coolest mortal in all the lands they/them/it's (though I am ok with most titles as long as it's not sir or ma'am) I'm around until I'm not so idk

[cocoa0crow]

Just put all this in my description but realized after that I should just make an intro post

My name is cocoa like the bean and I just like crows

nonbinary goth Omni AuDHD person

the coolest mortal in all the lands

they/them/it's (though I am ok with most titles as long as it's not sir or ma'am)

big fan of hollow knight, the Magnus archives, will wood and goth music

I don't post a lot I used to just post things if I got a really good idea but that was way too inconsistent so now I just kinda reblog whatever, whenever yk?

[crpl-pnk]

you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not

if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean

well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker

[crpl-pnk]

*sees an abled person using potholders*

i just think it’s really sad that you’re giving up on yourself like that

[crpl-pnk]

if you use potholders how will you ever build up the calluses necessary to pick up scalding hot metal without burning yourself so severely? it’s like you’re not even trying to get better

[darklingdawns]

I mean, my mother uses potholders, but she’s in her 70s. You’re just… too YOUNG to be resorting to potholders at your age.

[kipplekipple]

If you start using potholders, your inability to hold hot metal will only get worse.

[tambersome]

My Blue-ish knife babies 🩵

[plaguedocboi]

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

[indieblueart]

I’m so sorry to anyone who catches me drawing canon Jax it’s just gonna end up looking like this

[teaboot]

So today's mission is to modify Ollie's auto-feeder in a way that he can no longer knock it over to make treats fall out

[teaboot]

Round 2: bolted it to the fridge

[krokagator]

You reminded me that this exists, and it seems relevant.

[teaboot]

oh my god

[trashgoblin11]

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

loved the very specific fuckery with "gendered" terms this chapter

reminder that gendered terms should be fucked with as often as possible and aren't cages you need to lock yourself or anyone else in

[farewell-to-lorien]

Talking to Ghosts, by Sienna Gonzales.

[segamascott]

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

shoutout to the Manly Mandanna actually belonging (in Deltarune, at least) to a little girl that just wanted to be seen as tough and brave and probably drew the abs on it herself

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

whatever you do don't imagine the Orange soul crying this out to Asgore before he took the soul, and then Orange souls becoming associated with Bravery in the underground

[garaks-padded-cell]

americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[galileosballs]

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

[byjove]

suspicious…

[byjove]

there are apparently a lot of mushrooms that are poisonous to some people and edible for others. unlike food allergies, it’s not an allergic immune reaction, it’s mushroom poisoning but only for some people

[orchidvioletindigo]

Mushroom that says "Fuck these six people in particular"

[byjove]

imagine almost dying because the guy who wrote the guide to edible mushrooms in your area was apparently immune to most mushroom toxins

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i was taught as a kid that white colonizers in north america did this with tomatoes in reverse. first guy who tried them had a bad reaction, probably allergies, and so local european settlers thought tomatoes were poisonous for decades

[evelynthecreature]

the thing with tomatoes was actually because of the materials used in the dishes commonly brought over by europeans, which was often pewter, and the acidity in the tomatoes ate at the dishes and gave them heavy metal poisoning by releasing the lead in the alloy, so not allergies, just white folk so high on racism they thought the indigenous people who had been eating tomatoes for over a thousand years were too stupid to realize they were poisoning themselves, while simultaneously eating heavy metals.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

that's so fucking stupid

[redstonedust]

its kinda hysterical to me that these days when a tv show or movie is poorly written people start questioning whether it was actually written by chatGPT. i mean i know it's just because chatGPT is on everyone's minds now but like how embarrasing is that as a screenwriter. plot so ass that people straight up don't think a human being wrote it............

[argumate]

hell yeah! I never meet any hot chicks in ##USER_CITY##, it’s a total backwater!

[adhoption]

take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##