Trash Panda

Lvl 23 Pansexual Libra I was born to Debate 16+ I dont babysit for free Murderous Villians live rent free in my squish brain

[hellorrglory]

Non binary isn't trans it's attention seeking

Hey anon? Why don’t you shut the fuck up?

Please reblog this if you don’t think being non binary is “attention seeking”

Non binary folks are welcome in this blog and enbyphobics can unfollow me right now

[actuallyavo]

I WILL PUNCH THE FUCK OUT OF ANYBODY WHO THINKS NON-BINARY FOLKS ARE ATTENTION SEEKING 😃

[coconutnunnicorn]

I'm sorry but I'd tell that fucker "Says the person hiding behind a grey face because they know they about to get the smackdown by a whole ass community. Got something to say, show us your face otherwise you're just nasty lip service that you cant even discount on the corner."

[totallycorrectlucifer]

Lucifer: [flashlight under chin] They say a demon cursed this house 1000 years ago.

[1000 years ago]

Maze: Fuck this house.

[insomniac-arrest]

a graph based on my observations

[samayla]

I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.

[teratomarty]

YES.

[systlin]

I’ve reached that “30′s and don’t care and do it on purpose now” upward slope and it’s fantastic.

[niks-minion]

Agni Kai 2.0

Siblings dynamic- Dealing with family shit using fire since ancient China.

[coconutnunnicorn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Necromancer that doesn’t know they’re a necromancer and thinks they’re just a really good emt

[raimagnolia]

That is the funniest thing i have ever read

[tag-that-oc]

tag the oc that would see a terrifying nightmare creature and be like "aw uwu" and try to pet it/lure it with treats

[valtsv]

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

[shaggytwodope-deactivated202104]

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

alignment chart

[wrexingdrew]

[spar-kie]

[identificat]

[pacmantrinity-deactivated202207]

she does not FUCK

[sabrinawinslow-deactivated20191]

[gay-jesus-probably]

can you believe this website is free

[arcticrxt]

Fuck thatcher. All my homies hate thatcher.

[slightly-awkward-sunshine]

‘God of Arepo’ Fan-made graphic novel part three (End) 

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Read the Original Story Here

[coconutnunnicorn]

This was peaceful and beautiful to read as well as the origional and this was so beautifully drawn.

[slightly-awkward-sunshine]

‘God of Arepo’ Fan-made graphic novel part two~

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Read the Original Story Here

[slightly-awkward-sunshine]

I made this a long time ago and was very nervous about posting it to Tumblr. I can’t really think of a good caption~ everything I wanted to say is in the little blurb at the beginning. 

‘God of Arepo’ Fan-made graphic novel 

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Read the Original Story Here

[problematicparrot]

Finally, a sane celebrity who doesn’t bend the knee to feminist bullshit.

Source

[ren-of-rationality]

My god I love her.

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

I know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she’s RIGHT.

When Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he was cutting weight for every single scene to maintain his physique at 155. I’ve you’ve ever cut weight, you know how horrible that must have been. He did it because they needed a “look”.

Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike body doesn’t last for more than five days. He starved down and dehydrated his already fit physique for a “look”.

The male soldiers on Spartacus: Blood and Sand were eating pretty much chicken and veggies for every meal to maintain a “look”.

Why is this such a big deal? Because all these characters are considered physical goals for men. These are actual unobtainable physical standards for men. Male body image issues get swept under the rug so often that some people don’t even think they exist.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

You want proof? Just check out that scene in Captain America: First Avenger where Cap just transformed into that beautiful beefcake of a man. Agent Carter’s actress just HAD to touch them muscles, it was completely unscripted.

[eric-coldfire]

Chris Evans had to wear shirts so small they physically hurt, and he dislocated a shoulder during the helicopter scene in Civil War. But who cares, girls got to wet their panties watching Captain America flex.

[guyveranimefan87-blog]

If we are talking about unrealistic physical standards of male fitness given to us by movies, I would like to mention Hugh “Wolverine” Jackman here.

Yeah, he is ripped, isn’t he?

Well, it is true, but to get that kind of definition, he went through 36 hour period of dehydration, which caused him to temporarily lose 10 pounds of “water weight”. 

Thus during the fight scene he was filming, he was a hair breadth from blacking out whole time, just to look unrealistically muscular.

As he said during interview with Steven Colbert, “If You go three days without water, You will die. Then, when You are halfway there they shout ‘Roll it!”

It’s the same with professional bodybuilders who get into periods of extreme fasting and dehydration to lower their fat-to-muscle ratio to inhuman levels, all in hopes of making their muscle definition a bit better.

According to experts, healthy body fat percentage for a healthy male ranges from 8% to 20%, depending on height, lifestyle and numerous other variables. 

Fitness model and professional bodybuilder Helmut Strebl also known as “World’s Most Shredded Man” as he supposedly managed to get his body fat percentage below 5%…

… But only when he partakes in competitions, since it is not humanly possible to live with such low fat percentage of one’s body for longer periods of time.

I mean, yeah, he keeps a draconian training regime, as well as a very strict diet even off-season, but looks much more human then…

There are documented cases of incredibly fit and muscular bodybuilders fainting on the stage in the middle of their flexing routines, as well as several who outright died, because of cardiac arrest caused by their blood becoming too thick, due to long dehydration…

And let’s not forget about Muscle Dysmorphia, colloquially known as “Megarexia” or “Bigarexia”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_dysmorphia

Yeah, it’s a thing, but it’s barely talked about, since it’s apparently not manly to admit to having problems like that, which also creates problems with researching this particular disorder…

So… Thanks Hollywood?

[fierceawakening]

I had no idea that most people who looked like this are dehydrated until I read posts like this.

[brunhiddensmusings]

dehydrated to the point theyre about a day away from actual organ failure okay so chris hemsworth is a absolute god of a man, but hollywood says ‘thats not good enough’ and for the thor movie he has to spend several days having the juice squeezed from his body untill he looses about a gallon of whats supposed to be him so that he can do 2 days of shooting scenes without his shirt, after which he has to have recovery time before he is hospitalized because i am not joking about ‘one day away from organ failure’ thats the benchmark- look at chris hemsworth and process that he is told he isnt suitable for a shirtless scene without prepping for three days and nearly fainting

[shipperwolf1]

real feminism acknowledges the unhealthy standards that men are held to. radfems brush them off as non-existent

guys, feminism is for you, too. it’s for all of us.

[archivistofnerddom]

Unrealistic body images helps no one and actively hurts men too!!

[iamcon-fu-sion]

since the discussion of that they put henry cavill through for the witcher is floating around my blog, i want to add this too,.

one of the reasons producers get away with this in men and no one criticizes it is because we are fed the lie that this body type is 1) attainable and 2) healthy.

We know starving women down to skinniness is unhealthy, but you see an overmuscled man and you don’t immediately think dehydration. 

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

i love this whole thread but uh

this IS feminism. being able to speak out about that? that’s the most feminist thing she could have done. don’t call it bullshit, because this is IMPORTANT. these men are being starved and dehydrated and basically just hurt over and over again so that people can drool over their muscles and no one (by which i mean the audience) realizes something is wrong. so don’t say that this isn’t feminism, because it is. it really, really is.

[starkcontrasts]

^^^

[ghost-of-bambi]

Remember when Zac Efron ate pasta in his Netflix show and cried afterwards?

Also that Natalie Dormer headline is 100% feminist thank you @crying-at-ikea for your service.

[memewhore]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

“Zookeeper in charge of the pandas”

[mjalti]

[bunjywunjy]

oh it totally does, but you can’t hear it because space is a vacuum and sound can’t travel through a vacuum! 

and that’s a good thing, 

because the roar of the sun would clock in at around 120db heard from earth, about the equivalent to having a train’s horn go off three feet from your face. 

constantly. all the time, even at NIGHT. there would be no escape.

[zeyrablue]

this is simply terrifying. how do you erase knowledge please ?

[kedreeva]

NASA actually recorded the sun, if you want to hear it:

And they recorded the planets too:

[coconutnunnicorn]

Saturn sounds like what youd expect hell to sound like

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

Visit Original Link

Easily the best audio post I’ve ever made

[halgorithmic]

Guys lemme tell you bout this thing

To give you perspective , I dont really feel my legs unless I’ve worked out for at least five minutes and it’s been like this for a couple years now so when the first couple seconds popped up I was like “yoo this kinda sounds good? Familiar?” Then THAT shift happened and istg I could feel all of my limbs and they all were screaming at me with the fight or flight response. Freaked me the fuck out man but good song

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

come listen to my song, it will tear off your fucking legs

[perfectlygenericblog]

“Oh, your song slaps? That’s cute. This one amputates.”

[uberfluss]

if i had my soul it’d escaped at this

[hawkyaly]

Opposite of the original song, no contagious dancing, only paralyzing fear.

[running-with-toast]

dragged this mp3 file out of a fuckin swamp

[little-wintry]

i expected to get fucking rickrolled. this is worse.

[micaxiii]

[decepticonsensual]

Look, I don’t know if there’s such a thing as the opposite of an ASMR video, but this EXTREMELY CURSED OBJECT is it, I was curled into a ball wracked by horrified shivers.

[emilianmodemedia]

stopped it 20 seconds in, my bones felt as if they were rotting from within

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Magnificently unwholesome. Like the bubbling of the damned.

[official-lucifers-child]

this sounds like someone took a bunch of different-toned blasters from star wars and shot them all in rhythm in a way that made this monstrosity

i love this. but also this made me nearly die.

[clevercorvidae]

My bones tensed up

[dzamie]

This is relatively tame for the notes on this post…

[artsyxbitchh]

Yo I have Endometriosis and listening to this legit gave me sudden stabbing pains in my ovaries (worse than they’ve been) but also the wrist that I broke in 2013 started aching like yo.. what…

holy shit I didn’t actually think… wow… truly cursed

[penroseparticle]

@lauralot89

[invalidinput251]

I have chronic pain in my pelvis and this bad boi caused a sudden unprovoked uptick in pain. I’m literally lying down this shouldn’t have happened lol

[gayidioot]

IM GETTING GOOSEBUMPS AND WEIRD TINGLY THINGS ALL OVER MY BODY AND BONES FEEL SO WEIRD

[imaveryevilgirl]

FUCK YEAH THIS SLAPS

[imaveryevilgirl]

@that-house I think you’d like this

[stoic-the-stupid-deactivated202]

I spent all night with my muscles clenched because I kept almost falling on ice and it took forever to get my body to relax

now you’ve ruined it

[brokentoys-co-deactivated202411]

[potassiumcyanides]

Idk about you guys I’m kinda vibing

[coconutnunnicorn]

Oh, not to bad really.

In all happy fairness though, I know what the alteration is they used to make it sound this way and find it hilarious.

[kikoutei]

hey! so for those of you who didn’t already know, i currently live in Japan, where same-sex marriage is not yet legal. tomorrow afternoon, the Japanese Diet is having a hearing concerning same-sex marriage, and they’re “gauging interest” based on the viewership of the livestream. basically, if people don’t watch, they’ll just write off the issue as niche and avoid it for as long as possible.

i’m posting about this here because, for ~some reason~, the hearing is to start at 1pm. on a regular thursday. when people are at work.

so, for those of you who will be awake at 1pm JST on thursday the 26th of november, i ask you to please contribute to the youtube live viewer count. i’ll put the link in a reblog.

thanks in advance!

[kikoutei]

youtube live is here

[koklico]

protect him

[buffdyke]

watching pokemon and i have a lot of headcannons.

brock, misty, and ash are obviously minors so still finding themselves, but i see brock as bi, misty as ace/aro, and ash as pan (they don’t need to figure it out in the show cause they are 10 and still figuring themselves out. they have so much time before they need to realize anything. but this is for the future)

team rocket are only ‘evil’ cause they’ve been so rejected by society and family that they are trying to fill a void inside themselves that ‘evil’ isn’t really filling but it’s the best they have right now

team rocket is all bi of course