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[donyalelunaaslore]

Girl when you Dance there’s a ✨Magic✨ that must be Love 💕

[monsterbutch]

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[formlessdemi]

God forbid Chippy do anything

[randomdeinonychus]

You absolutely must unmute this video.

[mens-rights-activia]

me: lol what if every onion article came true all in one year

2016: 

[mens-rights-activia]

2020:

[mens-rights-activia]

2026:

[divorcedwife]

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

[thewiglesswonder]

When someone moves up in the ranks of an organization, it's all "good for them!" and "they're achieving their dreams!" But when I, Starscream

[thewiglesswonder]

When someone moves up in the ranks of an organization, it's all "good for them!" and "they're achieving their dreams!" But when I, Starscream

[skywarpie]

This is the whole God damn mood everyday

[transformersheritagepost]

transformers heritage post

[marisatomay]

what am i looking for in a male character? i’m personally partial to little freaks who have suffered more than jesus so write that down

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[soul-from-another-era]

[giraffesonparade]

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

[giraffesonparade]

MEAT WITHOUT FEET

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a a a at t tc tat a ct t a a ‘at tt t’ ag a AT TT T

Closest match: Tethysbaena scabra genome assembly, chromosome: 15

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[hellsitegenetics]

[captaincrusher]

Me filtering out kinks I don’t like on AO3. 

[molabuddy]

i saw a version of this meme today that felt very mean so i made my own version :]

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[wintersongstress]

wilf (wip i’d like to finish)

[jester-grin]

how I feel when my tt fyp introduces me to a 2000's British-Canadian puppet show, with half of the episodes being lost media and the gayest set of antagonists to ever apear on a kids show:

[indigosfindings]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[girlballs-archive]

websites prior to like the 2010s: sign in with your username and password

websites now: