oh yeah!

I am being held hostage by this website help get me out 23

[okmurph]

HOT

[achillesinhighheels]

[seraphtrevs]

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

[wizardarchetypes]

one time when i was specializing in whales a guy came in and asked where the whales were right that instant (southern resident killer whales could be anywhere between alaska and california at any given moment) and as soon as i started explaining that he loudly interrupted "I'LL GO ASK A MAN" and stormed off to one of my employees and from a distance i watched him ask the same question and then the employee point back at me.

[wizardarchetypes]

[paxamericana]

[aritany]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[transmascfrankiero]

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

[bgm05]

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

[4ever-w33d-bronie]

This edible ain’t shit!!!!!! Just kidding dokey Kong 64 🦍🦧🐒🍌🌴🌴🌴🍌🛢️🍉🍊🥥🥜🍇🍍🪶🐊🦏🐝🦫🏝️🏜️🌊👑🔑🧚📸🌈🍌🟡🔴🔵🟣🟢🎈

[itsapmseymour]

Still wrapping my head around the fact the phrase "Hold Your Horses" is a play on the word Stable...

To be stable.

[zzoupz]

[zzoupz]

[actuallyapathy]

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

[swanpaw]

[gryffon]

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

[darthgryffon]

my url is better than yours

[gryffon]

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you

[spiralstaircased]

everyone sounds like this to me all the time

[mas-o-kissed]

Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for

[stuckinapril]

[softwaring]

[zedogica]

sometimes ill go onto jackbox.tv, name myself "SCARY GHOST" and just type random codes in until i find a game and then just vote randomly

[halzra]

I found a program someone uploaded to GitHub that finds open room codes. The FAQ is killing me

[hollowboobtheory]

not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. "but it's predatory!!!!" yeah. it is. "they're preying on you!!!" they're vampires. they do that. "it's a power imbalance!!!!!!" what part of vampires are you not getting

[hollowboobtheory]

they eat people and can turn into bats and crawl around on walls, lizard fashion, and can hypnotize you with your eyes. a) the age gap is not the creepy part and b) the creep factor is kinda the appeal

[hollowboobtheory]

they don’t age. that’s part of the horror of it actually. would you accept eternal life, if you can never progress? can never grow or change? you’ll live forever, eternal youth, but frozen exactly as you are now. you will never become the person you’re meant to be. you are trapped in the mind of a 17-year-old forever. also ‘theoretically old if you disregard the fact that he’s a vampire’ doesn’t even make the top 20 worst things about edward cullen list. girl he’s mormon. prioritize

[unbidden-yidden-deactivated20240]

I was nodding along with this the whole time until that last sentence, which hit me like a folding chair

[allsadnshit]

When men don't have many close relationships it's like yeah he's a lone wolf he plays by his own rules and has a strong sense of conviction and I guess not just anyone can keep up with him - and then if you don't have a lot of friends as a woman it's just like damn maybe she's evil and she deserves it and also she's a loser

And I think that is part of why so many women have weirdly long term bad relationships (friendships included!) with like a lot of resentments or whatever is cause there's a social pressure for women to be menders and like nurturing and capable of keeping relationships going and sometimes I think that's really unnatural and it would be healthier if more women could look at who they interact with and being more empowered to be decisive and that it's not mean to grow apart or just not want something anymore

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