Being an adult is so much harder than it looks..

Ali 25 Bi 🇦🇺

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Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

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[batshit-auspol]

May, 2019: Minister Angus Taylor forgets to switch to his alt account before commenting praise on his own Facebook status

To this day, Angus cannot post on social media without being flooded with comments reading "Fantastic. Great Move. Well done Angus."

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian Politics

[batshit-auspol]

Pleased to announce this guy just became the leader of the opposition in Australia, and the comments on instagram did not dissapoint

[entertainingfaith]

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

[spacexualkids]

:)

[ladyofthefanart]

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

[ciel-of-vault-111]

Muscle memory fighting so hard not to like and Reblog and ONLY REBLOG OMG

[draconixwingforged]

Mood. I usually Like and Reblog, but not this time

Just reblogging

[mysterious-autistic-norse-angel]

must reblog only its so annoying nto liking but ill do it

[ghostlybluetrain]

WAIR SHIT I DIDN’T MEAN TI LIKE

[do-not-u-dare]

AAAAAAAAAA I’m betting most of the likes are accidents

[abel-official]

REBLOG

[algae122]

REBLOG DON’T LIKE I LIKED ON ACCIDENT

[moonstone-on-tblr]

AS SOMEONE WHOS QUESTINED ASEXUALITY A LOT YOURE VALID AND WELCOME HERE. FASTEST REBLOG EVER LOL

[ghostly-trance]

Reblog!!!!! As someone who’s been questioning if they’re asexual; LGBTQ spaces welcome all, including Asexuals ❤

[r1neatswalls]

Saw this and had too, asexuals obviously do? It’s sad that people think other wise, YOU ARE VALID <3

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"You know, when I started sending pipe bombs to every asshole who was rude to me, I didn't think it would get me classified as a supervillians." "...You sent 100 bombs on the first week alone." "Yeah? I'm a fast food cashier, that was a slow week for me."

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[fista-cuffs]

The cast of The Princess Bride 25 years later. Entertainment Weekly

[chibibee]

THEY PUT IN A PICTURE OF ANDRE WITH THEM

[coolawesomedragon]

If this is on my feed and I don't reblog....

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[coolawesomedragon]

Anyone else for some reason not listen to spotify as much as they thought?

[badjokesbyjeff]

A guy decides to go to confession for the first time in many years. He enters the confessional, and there's a shelf with cigars, brandy, and chocolate. 

The priest enters the confessional and the guy says, "This is great! Things have changed a lot since the last time I was here."

And the priest says, "Get out of here. You're on the wrong side."

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[badjokesbyjeff]

A woman asked an army general when he'd last made love 

The general thought for a moment and said, "1956."

She gasped. "That long? Come with me — I'll make your night better."

They went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour.

Afterwards she cuddled up to him and said, "Well, you sure haven't forgotten anything since 1956."

The general looked at her, confused, and said, "I sure hope not, it's only 21:30."

[queer-quilll]

This joke will only be good for 375 more years. Reblog now you still can.