CoolEric's Silly Tumblr Blog

19/Aspie/Btwn SocDem and DemSoc/Future Film Reviewer I used to make movie reviews, but I got rid of them 'cuz they were trash. I mainly reblog. I made some "furry movie 2016" post that got semi-viral. I don't know why I'm still here. My Twitter: twitter.com/ericfrank123

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

[dip-dop-pines-deactivated201603]

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

[moonarchy]

[thegamerinallofus]

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

[elfzelda]

having adblock

[silver-tongues-blog]

Sites that forbid adblock

[running-in-blind]

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

[cosmic-noir]

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

[vampire-crimson]

this post gets better everytime i see it

[satanicedition-blog]

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

[cipheral]

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[satanicedition-blog]

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

[randomfanposter]

When you have to wait to skip the ad

[shitadriensays-blog]

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

[doublerainbowcosplay-blog]

@extraordinaquari

[nearsightedgirl]

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

[balance-is-here-deactivated2016]

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

[dsmaster7173]

It got better.

[askchibirainbowgate-deactivated]

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

[midnight-mocha-is-vibin]

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

[vanilliteparfait-deactivated201]

When an ad plays awesome music

[northeastartist]

MY DASH HAS BEEN BLESSED

WHAT ABOUT ADS THAT SUDDENLY APPEAR AND START TALKING WITH NO CONTEXT

[plexsxntly-sweet-memories-deact]

Ads that suddenly appear and start talking with no context

[thespoopy1-blog]

i love this post omg

[nightanddusk-deactivated2023032]

Someone make this better please

[emirrart]

when the ad is in another language

[trilllizard666]

when the ad gives you malware

[relaxed-muscle]

i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a

jat

jlasses

jloves

and

jarf

[scatterdarknessscattersilence]

i’m sorry this is a formal occasion you will either need a

jie

or a 

jallgown

[lesbiansinouterspace-deactivate]

@pro-gay

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

time to break out my

juit

[danupert]

don’t forget you

jankerchief 

[milkyrum-deactivated20160407]

We’re gonna be late hop in the 

jar

[idreaminpixels]

@txepvi @seyrii

[seyrii]

This is junforgivable

[professor-maple-mod]

don’t forget your

jurse

or your

jumps.

[skr0ala]

if you get bored you bring your

jiolin

[themonsterwithoutaname]

every time this post come back to my dash is more and more horrendous

[sledgehammertoe]

Let me tell you about 

The 1973 Levi’s Gremlin.

Looks like just another AMC Gremlin, yeah? Well, notice the Levi’s logo on the front fender just behind the wheel well, and you know that when you get in this car, you’re in for something very… special.

Your eyes are not deceiving you. The seats and the trunk are upholstered in GENUINE LEVI’S DENIM, complete with bronze stitching. This is not some ironic custom job from recent times, either; this was a real option offered by AMC in 1973.

And people thought it was a good idea, even!

[jaymonoto]

JEATS

[chongoblog]

Thats it, close the meme. It’s all done

[deathtokillian]

[tggeko]

>mfw this meme is back

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

“The economy car that wears the pants”

[stayingwoke]

[intergalacticsociety]

But they aren’t documented so they wouldn’t be pa…..nvm

[stayingwoke]

This is a huge misconception for regular Americans. When the government uses the phrase “undocumented” they’re using it incorrectly because if they were truly undocumented then they would’ve be in system. However these immigrants are in the system and they pay taxes, file tax returns and get no benefits that citizens and legal residents get. They also get to see ICE showing up at their doors because the government has their addresses. Fun fact. “Undocumented” workers pays $12 billion dollars every year in taxes. https://www.google.com/amp/www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2016/10/06/how-much-tax-do-americas-undocumented-immigrants-actually-pay-infographic/amp/

[flockof]

Reblogging for info.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

“Undocumented” just means “without papers,” i.e. a social security card, valid visa, etc. They’re still on databases and whatnot, they just don’t have the documentation that allows them to reap the benefits.

[bonusfries]

so if it didn’t click- the government is aware of their presence and gladly taking their money under the table while simultaneously promoting the idea that undocumented people are a threat and encouraging hatred and distrust of them it’s super messed up, literally the scheme of an evil villain, and it’s really happening

[pinche-aquarius]

🗣 undocumented immigrants in Los Angeles contribute more to the GDP than the state of Montana and like 5 other states

[gaybuttfuckzone]

[phemiec]

The thing about Weird Al is that he’s actually a creative genius and I think because he makes parody music people don’t give him credit for how talented he actually is.

He can imitate any style of music, his vocal range is incredible, and his understanding of rhyme and meter is so good that his songs are instantly understandable on first listen, despite the speed and complexity of his wordplay.

He’s also apologized and owned up to offensive jokes he’s made in the past, he makes sure to get proper permissions for his parodies and by all accounts is a really decent person.

I’m just really inspired by him and his music, and his tounge twister lyrics are probably the reason I love and use so much wordplay in my own songs today.

[necromeater]

i love how you guys talk shit about cartoon style and animation but what the fuck is with this phineas and ferb obsession, The Ugliest Childrens Show Ever Animated.

[pajamaslam-deactivated20190101]

[boo-or-whatever]

Fun fact: In one interview the creators mentioned that one reason everyone’s heads are shaped like really recognizable shapes (Candace is the letter p, Phineas is obviously just a triangle) is so its way easier for younger kids to draw them. Not being able to to draw your favorite characters when you’re little can be really frustrating and kind of put you off drawing all together.

[pochowek]

every culture has a little dish that just translates to “we threw everything into that fucking pot we’re poor”

[snommelp]

Funny enough, shrimp and grits used to be that dish, and then folks who live far from the ocean decided that shrimp was a delicacy and should be expensive and now shrimp and grits isn’t that dish any more.

[becausedragonage]

Same with lobsters here. They used to be poor people’s food. People would till them into the soil for fertilizer. Not anymore.

[snommelp]

Yup. Lobster used to be considered just a half a step above cockroaches. People facing execution would request as their last meal “anything but f***ing lobster.” But it cost money to get it inland, and rich people who didn’t live on the shore decided that it must be fancy because of the cost, and now even people living in historic lobster-fishing areas can’t always afford it.

[doomyqueen]

Capitalism Ruined Good Food: A MasterPost.

[deejay]

Disney, please, stop killing my childhood. Thanks.

[mickeythanos]

When I’m done, half of your childhood favs will still exist. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be… I hope they remember you.

[mickeythanos]

[finding-avalon]

*Rocket voice*: Oh Pooh.. no.. no.. no……

[mickeythanos]

[mickeythanos]

[cosmicsoar-deactivated20200906]

Dont touch the lion king and we’re cool

[mickeythanos]

[onlyblackgirl]

How you gone kill mufasa when he already dead?

[mickeythanos]

[bidootdoot-deactivated20190601]

I am upset!!!

[fundz64]

Low-key laughing tho…

[mickeythanos]

Fun isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe. 

But this…

does put a smile on my face.

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[filmcityworld]

wait?! what did gumball just say?!

[misterrell-deactivated20181124]

Holy shit

[sprinklingdiamondz]

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

That took a turn

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WAIT WHAT

[bilyvinit]

😂😂😂😂

[idiot-titan-shifter-deactivated]

wake up america

[enrichmentpumpkin]

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get 

In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you 

[ninjaboots]

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.  

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

[interruptingpanda]

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

[pumpkinskull]

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

[jimmyfury]

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

[kittydoom]

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

[wilwheaton]

Um. This is so wrong.

[oswinstark]

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.

We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

[kichizone]

[manwiththesquidhat]

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

[jelloapocalypse]

That is flawless

[marsapartment]

In other news, Jessica Jones’s super speed effect on a netflix budget was one of the best thing I’ve seen.

[dorothycastlemore]

[derekfoxwit]

[borec0re-deactivated20160728]

[death-by-lulz]

THE GREATEST MOMENT IN TV HISTORY

[bigtittydgemini]

PUT THIS BACK ON NETFLIX

[snowradish]

The part of the King of the Hill theme song where they just fucking go to town on that cowbell reblog if you agree

[cometcrystal]

there is a, boss baby show on netflix

[martiangirlfromtalloniv]

these are all from the first episode

[cometcrystal]

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]