A Brilliant Disaster

Sam, they/them, 26

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[geminiagentgreen]

[system-a-naturae]

[silbervvind]

[bbustedkiing]

Armor practice 🔥🔥

[ffd1rr]

Leaves fall off the trees in autumn, don't they?

[xushui320]

[archenemy-notfound]

The Steve/Herobrine shippers of old were cooking but they didn’t know it.

You’ve gotta lean into the pure Eldritch horrorness of Herobrine. You’ve gotta get crazy about the line “the universe loves you.”

Make that thing a real FREAK. Make it feel like Steve is losing their damn mind.

Alright thank you for coming to my ted talk about Minecraft shipping.

[once-a-polecat]

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[friendly-neighborhood-furry]

i return to the @mc-my-world au fandom with yet another shitpost meme i put wayyy too much effort into. characters belong to @brightgoat

got the idea for this one almost exactly the same way as the last one, it just flashed into my brain randomly and i knew i had to make it real lol

[selkiewizard]

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

[civvic]

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[alarmingpenguin]

She's right and I'm scared

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

This implies a liquid form of bread

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

Beer

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

FUCK

[official-bread-posts]

Official Bread Post

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[psycorax]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[leavescrown]

Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going

[millenniallust4death]

@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.

[millenniallust4death]

@sseanettles

#hello again martin and bosco!! sending you boys round for another go :)

Reading your tag made me laugh out loud. It’s like two old friends unexpectedly stopped by your porch for a quick visit. XD

[petermorwood]

I’ll always reblog Martin and Bosco when they splash across my dash, because of Reasons.

What’s loved, lives.

[noodle-the-queen]

Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

[peacemaker24-2pt0]

I always see people make Herobrine an abusive parent, but what if he wasn't? What if he absolutely adored his children, what if he loved his babies so, so much, constantly worrying for their safety and wondering if he's doing good as a father, what if, no matter how old they got, even in their coffins, or through immortality, all he could see was his little babies.

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[clubdreamm-deactivated20210114]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[yolobus]

@beemovieerotica obligatory reblog

[saprotrophix]