CosmicLasagna

howdy y'all! welcome to my blog! y'all can call me Cosmic! this blog probably won't have a specific thing that i use it, so there'll just be a lot of nonsense. 21 whatever pronouns, get funky with it

[cosmiclasagna]

Hello, Im Falestine from Gaza🍉🍉. . Im married and have son his name yousef , i born him in war.

Sorry if I am harassing you asking for help, I am extremely embarrassed and embarrassed of trying to ask for help.

I simply don’t want to die, I want to live I want to give Yousef a better life. Help me to escape Gaza

I lost apart of my family😭, my home, and everything I own. We are living in difficult circumstances. I hope you can help me by donating even a simple thing orو publishing 🙏🙏

My campaign was vetted by 90ghost🫂

https://gofund.me/7e05a237

thank you so much for reaching out to me Falestine🍉, i’m so sorry for all that you and your loved ones have been through in these past months. i’ll do everything i can to help you and Yousef during this hardship❤️

https://gofund.me/7e05a237

[panthermouthh]

(angriest I’ve ever been in my life) and Brutus is an honourable man

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

oh yes it's that time of year again

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Ita fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[cosmiclasagna]

im doing a hannibal rewatch and i totally forgot about that one guy who loves cheese whos super annoying FRANKLIN thats the bitch

[wish-i-had-impala-67]

so.. um..

Supernatural is being taken off netflix next month on the 17th.

im not okay.

[cosmiclasagna]

my mom and i are having to speed through the last 2 seasons im gonna be heartbroken when it gets taken off 😭

[cosmiclasagna]

FUCK YOU CW

i just finished watching 13x22 and what the fuck was that ending. lucifer had proven over the episode that he was willing and trying to become a better person, so he could be a part of his son’s life. and sam fucking winchester. mr save all the monsters, mr everyone can change, pushed lucifer AWAY from the portal to safety as he was begging for his life and injured.

no shit he immediately turned and allied with michael, im genuinely so fucking mad right now holy shit

[energyprison]

popcorn explodes too violently. they need to breed a new one that unfurls like the delicate wings of a newly emerged moth

[moringmark]

TOH But No One Lies.

[kaimonmusume]

Tsundere Lover 💗💗💗

[pinkprincessrei-deactivated2020]

ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.

ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.

ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

[massivelimestonecube]

tumblr glitched and decided to display this post with a slight tremor and i thought i was hallucinating but i managed to record it

[teaboot]

How do you fuck up a website this bad

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[mmpi-3deactivated-deactivated20]

[retroactivebakeries]

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

[fish-identifier]

i scrute the milkfish

[what-even-is-thiss]

All time travelers must be vaccinated against smallpox, be up to date on their flu shots, and carry flea and mosquito repellant and water purifying tablets with them. Complete your yearly cultural sensitivity training for your particular time period.

Do NOT allow some street urchin to peer pressure you into eating moldy bread. We’ve lost too many agents to that one

Also again we do NOT authorize use of the company machines to get in more study time for the cultural sensitivity training. Taking risks with the fabric of space time is not permitted for personal use.

I have been instructed to not name names but you know who you are and you have two strikes already.

[satansluckycigarette]

Nothing in the rules says you can't go back in time and kill baby Hitler, baby Mussolini, baby that guy in Spain, and baby Trump tho so yall know what you need to do

[what-even-is-thiss]

If you’d have read the provided employee manual you’d know that we tried that already and it just led to the eventual rise of turbo robot Hitler and his subsequent eating of most of subsaharan Africa and also Australia for some reason so we unfortunately had to undo that.

[satansluckycigarette]

Well fuck... what about going all the way back and killing the first imperialist? Maybe we could make utopia that way?

[what-even-is-thiss]

No it just keeps getting reinvented by a different guy and when you change something that substantial the world just become just as fucked up but in a completely unrecognizable way. Trying to play god kind of teaches you after a while why actual God is so hands off.

[fluxxdog]

Can we just go back far enough and ask God to... not?

Also when are the boosters for the Horchata infection available? Last week they said there was a delay and haven't put out an update.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You could ask God right now because God isn’t limited by things like time and space but clearly all of the yelling at the sky about the cruel nature of existence hasn’t convinced him to retcon the entire universe’s existence. He might like us too much to do that idk.

Also horchata is a kind of iced drink made with rice and sweet milk. Not a disease. No cure for that.

[fluxxdog]

Well, worth a shot.

Also, I'm referring to the Horchata viral outbreak of 2076. Named that because of the look and smell of the discharge? Ringing any bells? I was scheduled to go to Paris Nouveau for a cultural study.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think you came back to the company in the wrong year, associate. Report to quarantine immediately. Backwards contact is strictly forbidden in this business.

[complete-clownery]

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

[complete-clownery]

my boy

[complete-clownery]

I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again

[epicsause-official]

was too lazy to figure out that juggling thing so had to make due with ms paint