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I'm blocked by op but. true
The Little Mermaid by Alessandro Pizzi
Unmute !
Brilliant defense mechanism. The hawks can’t get you if you’re under a tree.
This is so cool!!!
Chickens are so underrated, I love them
Sometimes I photoshop our fighters onto yorkies like they are riding them into battle.
This one might be my favorite. This one is also my Knight.
These truly capture the majesty of these noble steeds.
@vampireapologist this looks like something you’d enjoy
@majestic-salad @a-boy-who-is-king I think you guys would like to see this
Kimberly Jones How Can We Win?
My boss doesn’t take me seriously because I’m the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems).
Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn’t actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasn’t working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program.
The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS.
i cannot stand this i keep seeing op’s face like this in my mind
are advertisers aware that if one of their ads interrupt me i will, at best, forget about the product, and at worst, become actively hostile to the product
Youtuber: Let me interrupt what I’m doing to tell you about our sponsor.
Me, opening the excel spreadsheet of companies I refuse to give money to: Oh please, go on
A note about the third amendment that might interest some people.
It was put into place after the King of England, as punishment to the new citizens of the Americas for revolting, forced citizens to house and feed soldiers and allow their homes to be used as camps.
Because he did not like protests, he put armies in homes to intimidate the people who lived there.
DOES
THAT
SOUND
FAMILIAR?
this is peak Craigslist
I want to know if they got answers.
I really wanna know how this turned out.
Just so you guys know.
cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads
I’ve seen this ad, but i can finally rest knowing what happened.
Hmc while i watch this ball coming toward me
I don’t know what I expected from this post but holy shit I agree.
Deceit on a string
set him free
never fear!!!!! Roman, Prince Of Worms is here to free his boyfriend!!!
Deceit is now free and no longer being held back from causing anarchy
Deceit off the string, what crimes will he commit
recently freed gay worm-snake commits thievery, more at 10
THIS JUST IN!!!
Gay worm snake gives his prince boyfriend a smooch for freeing him
Sources say that gay prince worm is very flustered
Now back to your regularly scheduled program
BREAKING NEW AGAIN!!!!
Gay prince worm’s feral brother has broken out of Gay Worm Jail and is confirmed to be armed and is quote:
“On a mission to go kill worm God… or find my worm boyfriend, I don’t know yet!”
Where is his boyfriend?! Someone please find this worm’s boyfriend!!!
WORM BOYFRIEND HAS BEEN LOCATED!
I REPEAT! WORM BOYFRIEND HAS BEEN LOCATED AND IS CURRENTLY GIVING HIS WAR CRIMINAL WORM BOYFRIEND SMOOCHES!
MEANWHILE…
News Worm Logan here to bring you the most current and important events (Referenced from @moonwarrioryt who first did News Worm Logan)
I will freaking reblog this everytime I see it and also look at Lo he be a quality worm now
OG news Logan
(You did so good Maple 👏👏)
Can someone save news worm Logan’s boyfriend coworker? Can someone please-
News Worm Logan is very worried about his boyf- coworker Reporter Worm Patton. Reporter Worm Patton is just worried in general.
When you thought it would be fun to let your worms make their own little society but now there’s an anarchist wiggling around setting fire to buildings, 
everyone’s panicking,
and two of your worms are making out and touching tails like there’s no tomorrow
And now your just watching it all happen cause you have no idea what to do.
This Is Beautiful
what a saga
i wanted to be part of something beautiful but i had 15 minutes and a dying apple pencil so. behold.
Things are heating up, will Remy be home in time for dinner? By god I hope he does
oh my god i’m CRYING this is fantastic
SUMA OH MY GOD
He made it home guys, don’t worry.
Plot twist: this is all just a movie that critic worm is judgeing for the annual worm film festival
This is perfection
I had to do it to em
@cool-moves-bro
me: hey friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu
just now realized the implication is the person was about to light themselves on fire. i’ve had this tagged as #me for months thinking it was just a post about loving gasoline
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gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it
Its been so long since Build-a-Frog came across my dash. I needed them today :)
It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean
If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water
(This also partially applies to whales)
They were what now?
Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk
Whales are actually Ungulates, more so hippos, entelodons, etc…
Meaning they were somewhat related to big celebrities such as Daedon (the “hell pig”) and Andrewsarchus.
The appearence of the first ancestors of whales probably looked like a small hoofed thing called Indohyus.
(Illustration by julio lacerda)
(illustration by Tiffany Turill)
Basically they went from tiny hoofed herbivore to bigger hoofed carnivore to crocodile-like thing to seal-like things to big sea predators.
It’s important to mention that we now know dolphins will probably never need to develop true water breathing, because the fact that they breathe air from the surface is actually an ADVANTAGE for them. They get more oxygen at once than an animal with gills and it permits a much higher, more energized activity level for longer periods of time. They are murderous monsters empowered by their access to the forbidden air
Whales are most closely related to even-toed ungulates – so cows, whales, and giraffes are more closely related to each other than to horses…
It’s not whales that are dogs that moved into the water.
It’s seals!
Seals are in the same order, Caniformes as dogs and bears. They’re also somewhat related to mustelids (otters, and weasels).
Their most recent land-based ancestor, Puijila darwinii looks rather otter-like, because it’s already gone a good way:
Isn’t that kinda cute.
But before that they probably resembled something dog or foxlike.
Now, let’s take a trip to western Canada and meet…
Yes, that is a pair of wolves. On a beach. This population of wolves has started to take to the water. 25% of their diet is salmon. They cheerfully swim for miles in search of food. They are genetically distinct from other wolves.
And they are under a lot of pressure from human disturbance and climate change.
It’s possible that the coastal wolves may be driven into the water…and eventually…
Whales originally looked like coyotes, and were approximately the same size as modern coyotes.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/how-did-whales-evolve-73276956/
So yes, it is a total possibility that in a few million years, coastal wolves will be legless, long-flippered animals, eating salmon while future archaeologists go “what a strange creature, where did it come from?”
Adapt to this
LET ME JUST POINT OUT THE VARIOUS FLAWS OF LOGIC HERE. FIRST OF ALL DARWINS POWER IS TO LITERALLY ADAPT TO ANYTHING IN THE EFFING UNIVERSE. HIS POWERS DEEMED IT TOO DANGEROUS TO FIGHT THE HULK AND TELEPORTED HIM TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. HE ONCE BECAME PURE COSMIC EFFING ENERGY AND SHORTLY AFTER REMATERIALIZED AS A HUMAN BEING TO PREVENT HIS DEATH. DARWIN IS LITERALLY INEFFINGVINCIBLE. AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT A PATHETIC BALL OF KINETIC ENERGY FROM SEBASTIAN SHAW MERKS HIM?!?!?! THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE OUT TO KILL THE BLACK MAN IN THE PLOT AND LITERALLY WROTE THIS SCENE WITH NO REGARDS TO DARWINS POWERS WHATSOEVER AND ITS FRUSTRATING THAT THEY WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO KILL HIM OFF LIKE THAT
I’m saying. Even in sci fi we ain’t safe
in my headcanon darwin literally became a being of energy and ascended to another plain of existence so he doesn’t have to deal with anymore of this white nonsense
i was SO tight about this bullshit
Years later and I STILL get so mad about this
they killed the one fucking x-man whose power is literally SURVIVAL. That’s his power. He can DO ANYTHING IT TAKES TO SURVIVE! Shaw says “adapt to this??” HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO.
In addition to the above mentioned things he’s survived, when shot with a gun made to kill ANYTHING WITH A NERVOUS SYSTEM, he turned into a SPONGE, and then back again.
Once, he touched a goddess of death. And to survive that, HE BECAME A DAMN DEATH GOD HIMSELF. AND YOU’RE TELLING ME HE CAN’T SURVIVE SOME FUCKING KINETIC ENERGY?? BULLSHIT I SAY. BULL FUCKING SHIT.
This^
This pissed me off so much like fuck this.
I’m still pressed about this