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[nativenews]

[captain-price-returns]

One reason the US is considering acquiring Greenland is to secure access to seafood that could potentially bring back unlimited shrimp at Red Lobster. - US official to the New Yorker

[captain-price-returns]

[thorsbaratitty-blog]

“Just because you are different does not mean that you have to be rejected.” - Eartha Kitt

[my-balls79]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

English sauce I'm cryinggggg

[fungusgirlworld]

Okay so I started watching Onimai and... I have a lot of opinions, but can I first just talk about how the concept of "adult man gets turned into young girl" as opposed to just "boy turned into girl" captures an aspect of the transfem experience that I think is talked about, but under analyzed? Specifically the fact that cis girls learn "how to be a girl" starting at a young age, whereas most trans women need to do a crash-course in girlhood in their late teens at the earliest. Having Mahiro age regress means she gets to learn about being a girl in the same way that a cis girl would, while still having her internal monologue be inherently transfem as she has already grown up and learned to "be a boy" and she must now go back and learn a whole new set of things. This is in contrast to a plot where either (a) the character is young the entire time and hasn't gone to "be a boy school" or (b) the character is an adult "man" and turns into an adult woman, thus having to figure everything out by herself, or never bothering to learn it in the first place. In Onimai, she is forced to go through "be a girl school" because that's what preteens and teens are forced to do.

[loveridden1999]

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

[loveridden1999]

remember remember

[rorbison]

Comedians in the '70s and cartoons in the '90s: weird how your kids can watch violence and murder on TV but the FCC wants us dead if we say the word nipple.

Internet users in 2025: you didn't warn me that there would be erotic themes in the game you just mentioned which is fucked up because I thought it was going to be a normal "morally struggle with killing people" game but now it's gone too far :-/

[rorbison]

A lot of you are playing into a lot more reactionary of hands than I think you would like when you act like tits are more shocking than gun violence.

[rorbison]

We need to call people posers again. We gotta. We just gotta. No you aren't a countercultural weirdo because you made a battle jacket, you get tangibly viscerally uncomfortable if someone is breast feeding in public and that is incredibly square of you.

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[utopians]

man how the hell is this stupid ass sport legal. why do we funnel HIGH SCHOOLERS into this

[utopians]

jesus christ????

[taragrimface]

what the fuck.

[hypokeimena]

#the worst is when a kid fucking dies #and his parents try to raise awareness that your kid could fucking die #but all they get is other parents telling them their kid died because he was bad at football

[junibrainless]

gonna get real annoying and post "nintendo needs to free gary bowser" every time I see a tomodachi life post...

[junibrainless]

i put it in the tags of the first post but it should be on here so

please please please harden your hearts against nintendo and all the shiny sparkly games they make until they release gary bowser, the man they have enslaved

[mathemagical-girl]

so lemme get this straight. a guy who was not a US citizen, who "commited crimes" not in the US, against a japanese company, and was arrested in the Dominican Republic somehow got sentenced to years in a US prison for *checks notes* doing fucking PR for some people who wanted to let people control their own game systems? And now that he's out of prison he has to pay 30% of his income to nintendo for the rest of his life?

[steorran]

not interested in getting involved in the rest of this discussion, for the most part, but to me this is a GREAT piece of advice that many people these days don't seem to be getting or understanding.

not everyone you meet or interact with is your friend, the requirements and expectations for respectful behaviour between friends is not the same as between strangers.

[anton--rayne]

so wokerevolverocelot proof that i am racefaking was... mixing me up with my non-turk mutual Kim?..

[anton--rayne]

i genuinely feel sorry for Kim here, this an entirely different callout dedicated to Kim where they made me the bus driver for some reason

[anton--rayne]

I didn't have my privacy violated here much, this is against Kim. He posted Kims photos and accused Kim of being "white passing" because light skin meant Kim didn't look Asian enough. Disgusting ghoul. Being racist against Muslims wasn't enough, you had to do it against Southeast Asians too

[madilik]

Im pissing myself my condolences to Kim but they cant like even bother to tell "internationals" apart this is fucking insane

[benefitscrounger]

for a bunch of people claiming to care about racism, all of this has been unfathomably racist. they're making 2014 buzzfeed social justice era "call-outs" like they're fucking teenagers, about people from parts of the world they clearly know nothing about, because the people they're accusing don't conform to their orientalist stereotypes. it is painfully obvious they're just a bunch of chauvinistic yanks who don't see the rest of the world as real, but rather a template they apply can their specific kind of race science onto.

[anton--rayne]

And they also squeezed in racism claiming an entirely unrelated Nepali girl was also us?? Just mixing up Asians....

[drill-teeth]

It's crazy to see people's misogyny run so deep that it's literally affecting their relationship with their own pets.

"Girl cats just aren't as affectionate :("

"Girl dogs never like me that's why I always get boy dogs :("

And like I don't like to anthropomorphize the emotions of animals, so I'm not going to say I know exactly how animals feel about it. But I will say if you genuinely never have good interactions with animals that happen to be girls then I have to assume you're the one treating every girl animal really weird and you're an asshole. And if you are having good interactions with girl animals and are still saying shit like this then like. You're cherry picking instances to be misogynistic about animals online for no reason and you're an asshole.

[wizardarchetypes]

this is so rampant among horse people it's wild. i rode a mare all my life and she was the gentlest, kindest soul i've ever met in any animal. yet the way every other rider i worked with, including women, would make assumptions and disparage her like 'oh you couldn't pay me to ride a mare' because they're supposedly difficult, unpredictable, and mean. it's crazy to listen to people talk about a horse the same way men talk about their 'crazy exes' in 90s sitcoms and that is not an exaggeration.

[womenintheirwebs-archived]

for anyone interested in the lives of incarcerated people, here’s prison witness—a program that documents and archives prisoners’ writings on their experiences while being incarcerated. it is USA-centric but the US has @ least 2 million incarcerated people @ any given moment rn.

[tajrishgp]

[karlmarxmaybe]

And btw Iran is doing very well in this conflict. They did not start it, it is well known that the Iranian government has been diplomatic and ready to negotiate at all times, and still they were attacked; but they aren't losing. They are bombing US military bases left and right, forcing the Zionist entity to waste their limited supply of planes and interceptor missiles, and pressuring the neighboring Arab states to get rid of US bases too. Iran remains committed to ridding the Gulf of US military presence, including Palestine (because what is the Zionist Entity if not a glorified NATO military base), and that is something that becomes more unavoidable for the US with each passing day and each billion dollar military installation they lose. We owe our deepest respect and admiration to the Iranian state for what it is achieving. May the US propagandists, dogs calling for regime change, be forgotten by history; and may the martyrs be forever remembered. Iran will be victorious.

[justnoodlefishthings]

Country Club Apologizes for ‘Appalling’ 9/11-Themed Seafood Menu

Items on the withdrawn menu included “Pentagon Pie” and “First Responder Flatbread.”

[mymagnificentself]

@magicratfingers

[magicratfingers]

if you really loved me you’d invite me out for a Remember-tini and when we accidentally hit our crostinis together going for the Flight 93 Redirect Hot Crab Dip you’ll say oops another one hit and we’ll laaaaaugh and when the server asks how everything is I say I thought it was in poor taste but it actually tastes great and we look into each others eyes and say “we’ll never forget… this night” at the same time and we laugh again so hard that tears stream onto our domestic pilot costumes and the server slowly backs away