⚠ BITE RISK ⚠

hi! :3 you can call me buck, or river or riv or whatever you want, i don't really care. i use he/they/it pronouns, i'm 26, and i'm a queer. ΘΔ about / art blog

[3000s]

im your subway sandwich now

[3000s]

can you please take care of me

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

[syn4k]

"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[pettycentral]

[tall]

[sound-overlord]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[spidersinmysoup]

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

[bedupolker]

its easy to be cynical about the future but on the bright side at least more people keep giant skeleton statues in their yards now moreso than ever before

[xperiane]

[neopoint-blog]

woah bitch the fuck was that for

[gifs-of-puppets]

Bear in the Big Blue House (1997-2006)

[exmoth]

THOG MOBILE

[imnotokaythanks]

[absyyynth]

the world of ultimate music

[localcryptic]

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

[b33tlejules]

[impossiblepackage]

why did you take this screenshot in a sinister fog?

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[sandpancakecat]

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball