dumbass incorporated

welcome to clown town

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[quinnspinkcamera]

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

[tall]

[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

happy pride month

[laora-ryn]

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

[kisseism]

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

[everyday-cutephoto]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

sweetiepie OFFICIAL meeting

[buttastic]

feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning

[cowboyhatface]

this became infinitely less funny once i realized “snarf’s” is a real place and not a delightfully cut off message

[ihatebisexualmen2]

Too pretentious to jerk off Tried to engage in my sexual fantasy but the narrative was to unrealistic and the dialogue was out of characterAnd trite

[snailspng]

Vintage pinback button PNGs, part 7.

(1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9.)

[thehummingbirdsmatter]

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

[akashicrecord]

Affirmations:

- I do not feel well and I am probably going to die

- I am sick and dying

- Girl it is Thursday

[cowboyhatface]

did anyone else’s teachers back in the day act like the song where is the love by the black eyed mf peas was gonna to save the world, or did someone put something in the water here

[narcissistcookbook]

are you ok with people carving the sound of your music into beeswax and eating it for impersonal use?

nothing i reply with will be as funny as the question

[solonelytrying2beyours-deactiva]

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

[kosmogrl]

omg the new emoji 🫪🫪🫪🫪

[kosmogrl]

🫪🫪🫪

[kosmogrl]

for those that can’t see it

[couldbeglorious]

i love him on android their eyes are even more off-center

[cee4bugza]

i don’t usually talk outside of tags but this was really funny to me

[tall]