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after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

3000s

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

cherryflavoredbutch

oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged

deepinourengines

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

puter-wizard

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greelin

“you’ll feel better after a good night’s rest” do i look like someone who has had one of those in the last two decades

snapcracklepop-myjoints

Babe we NEED pics of your rubber cuck collection

so actually ☝what i collect is DUCKS

lilyblisslys

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

mollyjames

#pokemon

quinnspinkcamera

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."