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Funny, Random

[mysharona1987]

[catasters]

[radwolf76]

[satyriconmp3]

[mrfylke2001]

[mctreeleth]

I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.

[razzleberryjam]

Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I'm a 5 year old because I couldn't tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger

[official-lucifers-child]

are y’all okay

[thatqueerchoirkid]

no

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

can i borrow your liver? i lost mine :(

Yeah I way too many spares anyways

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

I have no idea who Peenythus is

[ametsunami]

How the fuck do you not know who Prometheus is 

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

Do I look like a Greek Mythologist

[egghomicide-deactivated20230917]

all you need to know is guy gets his liver eaten by big bird every day

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

So it’s not Greek Mythology?

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

Wait why the fuck is big bird eating his liver

[ametsunami]

It is Greek mythology, it’s A LARGE BIRD. NOT BIGBIRD. I REPEAT, NOT BIGBIRD

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

[nyanbinyuri]

[scoutsmoocrew]

How can you justify keeping your cats inside all the time if you can acknowledge that they do in fact want to go outside and hunt?

How can you justify not letting your child eat glue if you can acknowledge that they do in fact want to eat glue?

[pastabot]

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

[qillermeme]

[unclefather]

[wittgensteinsmister]

mortal kombat takes place in a world where the letter c doesn’t exist

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

Mortal Kombat and Korn are in the same canonical universe

[sonicthehedgegod]

next time on game theory

[sorio99]

You know what? Fuck you. Fuck you up the ass you massive piece of shit. MatPat puts so much goddamn work into pleasing people and researching and backing up his claims, but you think a couple of dorks making a dumb joke is on par with him? Fuck. You.

[wittgensteinsmister]

holy shit

[enemy-stand]

just kalm down man

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[beebugger]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[thefloatingmage]

what the fuck was that

[blurrymango]

World heritage post.

[obeymeheadcanons]

BRO AM I GOING CRAZY WTF IS GOING ON?!

[awkward-finger-guns]

@nonbinary-hedgehog its the pineapple jojos post!!

[eightyproof]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame just incase you dont have it

[tastefullyoffensive]

What a ride.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[burnpygmalion]

why would you censor the ops name

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

women would flock to him otherwise

[unclefather]

[jsup]

What quote has transcended fallout: new Vegas (2010)?

PROBABLY that one

[catsi]

i fucking love how they’re attributed to ‘joshua graham’ as if that’s some sort of motivational speaker or beleaguered actor and not a dude in a video game shuffling guns around ad infinitum

[valtharr]

Reminder that Fallout New Vegas also featured a character with the poetic name “Rose of Sharon Cassidy”, who said: “Nobody’s dick’s that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.”

[heronemau5]

[paper-mario-wiki]

and the best part was that the fire “around” him was real fire, not a metaphorical fire.

he was quite literally set on fire and pushed off of a cliff.

[liberal-memes]

Liberal Memes

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ebookporn]

[tentacleteapot]

[thedorseyshawexperience]

[jennytrout]

This is the only story about a haunted sword where the haunted sword is the least interesting part of the story.