yummy yummy let's destroy religion

20 they/she • everyone is a dead starfish sometimes

[crestfallenhoax]

at all levels except physical I'm swirling and sipping my deep red beverage (coca cola) after killing the lizard in my room (mark zuckerberg)

[incohorace]

what studying literature feels like

[weaver-z]

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

[duncebento]

“NO!….RATIO!!!”

[adamsmasher]

Honestly obsessed with her

[geocaprican]

[the-astro-ambassadors]

[callmebliss]

Ive never been so delighted to get roasted

[beckoningme]

She's a god

[killjoy-prince]

everyone on tumblr rn

[yorkshirearthurdent]

Big Ben just fucking explodes...

Tonight!

[jacqcrisis]

Award to this man for the funniest take ever

[hyrude]

a perfect stuffed animal should be proportioned such that the hands can easily and naturally rest on the feet while seated

^the michelangelo’s david of toys

[mario-hospital]

Look closer. The hands are sewn to the feet. That is not a natural rest, but a forced relaxation. It’s really cute though so it’s more like the Venus de Milo of toys

[hyrude]

how dare you comment this on my post. you sound so stupid right now. here is another angle of the tumbletuft duck where you can clearly see the hand is in another position touching further down on the foot

and another tumbletuft toy from the same line, made with the same core proportions. both hands are clearly mobile and not sewn down

stop the disinformation campaign

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[thousandfoottallowl]

there’s more

[snenby-with-two-daggers]

[0palite]

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

[augustdementhe]

SIGH

[i-restuff]

[sangononya-kokomeow]

here’s another one

[daeva-agas]

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

[elamikaaa]

how does this get even worse

[moontideempress]

I think about once in a while...

[chamomiletea-baggins]

We have another one...

[notemily]

[zenon-karr]

This is the internet now tho 😭💀

[sigridlaufeyson]

@lifeistooshorttowasteyourtime @marril96 @latent-thoughts @suometar

😂😂😂

[latent-thoughts]

Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂

[rosalysaoirse]

It's funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are... idk if it's an education gap or purposeful ignorance.

[mastreworld]

The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.

[wolfpawn]

[malicemismanager]

Oh dear gods, it's gotten worse

[fierceawakening]

When you know politics but no facts

[anarchistmemedistro]

don’t take people too seriously on the internet

[captaindibbzy]

This hits different when combined with that "Americans don't learn other countries exist till they're in 5th Grade" post from the other day.

[dzamie]

Demily recently got another one lads

Also, I love that, in the sign language one, it seems like the last image might've been a gif of "fuck you," screenshot at the perfect time to let you know they were about to sign "fuck you"

[vaspider]

are we just not gonna talk about Port O' Rico at all bc I'm stuck there

[hangyeomcult-deactivated2024020]

this post should crash tumblr

[sillemojis]

Emoji for when you're jus,,, just like,,, when you're just,,,,,,,

emioji for wndnnnenjekrrk kvkc fmkf ckmc f

feel free to save/repost with credit

[krudman]

[transgender-scout]

btw i got tired of using the version with blurry text so i remade the live slug reaction thing with clearer text. also i made one facing the other way in case someone wants a live slug reaction to something on the right side of the screen

[the-most-adorkable-smile]

They're lovers

[sudokuenjoyer]

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

[everwizard]

Gentrified the slug

[valtsv]

has he, y'know... seen the slug?

[paneerlajwanti]

looking so pretty today and for what? study season.

[paneerlajwanti]

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[ishgardenjoyer]

[eightalenkos]

[salty-red-mage]

[lukastiktokstash]

[safetytank]

[randomslasher]

Okay but this is legitimately so much better than Mx

[crestfallenhoax]

it's also final euphoria day hope fez is alive and breathing i haven't watched it yet

[crestfallenhoax]

my friend has abandoned all socials except twitter and i refuse to use it because i make fun of chronic twitter users and i feel like they know that