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Lizethe | 17 | Mexican-Nicaraguan | Virgo | they/them 💕 What are even my interests Back from a long unexpected hiatus 😌

[morndas]

when my mental health is suffering and my friends ask if i need anything

[suspencerrrr]

it was ineffective 

[weloveshortvideos]

He tried to fake sleep and laughed when she caught him

[thefuzzydave]

Things I love about this:

In my bebbeh experience, i’ve noticed that even though bebbehs can’t speak, they understand a TON of words.

Although he’s only a few months old, he already understands the concept of Deception.

He’s also formed a sense of humor. In his own limited way, this bebbeh has just told his first joke.

[gravatea]

Just shoot me I can’t handle this cuteness :(

[blueboyluca]

Bob Ross gets it.

[irrevocably-illogical-deactivat]

@aporiadoe

[mindfulwrath]

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

[fallingtowers]

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

[twofingerswhiskey]

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

[antiblackness-archive]

[antiblackness-archive]

[lotrlocked]

Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom

[nonbinarypastels]

gender & sexuality labels are not immortals. there can be more than one. the fact that some labels have overlapping definitions does not mean we have to cut the heads off of them until we’re left with the One True Label to rule them all.

[jynkiess]

Useless Things I Know About Scooby-Doo: The Original Series That Are Actually Canon:

1. Shaggy Rogers is a vegetarian

2: Shaggy was called “Buzz” until his 10th birthday

3: Shaggy has a collection of 653 decorator belt buckles and he wears a different buckle every episode, you just can’t see it

4: Shaggy started collecting belt buckles to combat his Scooby-Snack addiction related weight problems

5: Shaggy’s actual name is Norville

6: Shaggy found the Mystery Machine

7: Shaggy is a talented gymnast

8: Daphne wanted to be a supermodel or detective when she grew up

9: Daphne gets straight A’s in school

10: Daphne regularly loses dates because she leaves them to solve mysteries

11: Daphne’s Dad, George Blake, gave the gang a 100 dollar check to get started 

12: Velma came up with the phrase “Jinkes” on the fly

13: Velma used to say “oh my” before she said Jinkes

14: Velma’s has hundreds of awards for outstanding achievements in school

15: Fred is a bass and sings from the opera Showboat when the team gets scared

16: Fred’s nickname is “Pickles” according to his school yearbook

17: Fred traveled with a performance crew as an actor before deciding to be a detective

18: Fred wants to be a mystery writer

19: Scooby’s full name is Scoobert Doo

20: Scooby Doo has a limited number of phrases he can say and has to act out anything that can’t be explained simply

21: The gang thought Scooby’s speaking was strange at first, but decided it “really wasn’t a big deal”

22: Before they had the Mystery Machine the gang used to pay their parents gas money to drive them around

BONUS: The series was supposed to be about a band who went around solving mysteries, but that completely changed when Scooby-Doo got added to the cast and became the title character

[jas720]

So a group of people united by their love of solving mysteries just shrug at a talking dog

[dragonprincessmew]

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

[newusernamepending]

God forbid.

[stanedyke]

It’s almost as if they want poor people to have a decent quality of life or something

[yesperono]

Reblog if you have a lust for free stuff

[susiethemoderator]

I, for one, have a serious lust for free stuff such basic human rights, liveable wages, universal health care, affordable transportation, humane treatment of the elderly and/or disabled, and also making sure children don’t starve to death.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[scp-230]

[shikiswife]

[rachandroll]

I saw a sad facebook post from the gay bookstore back in Ann Arbor where I used to live about how they hadn’t sold any books that day so I went on their online store and bought a couple, and while you don’t get #deals like elsewhere online, I’d love it if y’all would consider buying your next gay book from them instead of like, Amazon.

[furiessong]

!!!!!!!

[100493503004422]

not to be unnecessarily fake deep on a wednesday afternoon but I feel like I don’t have a personality also that I’m not real

[witch---image-deactivated201902]

I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[the-indecorous-flower]

That’s how it gets you

[tradgothwillbyers]

This is so fucking ominous am I gonna die???

[secretgaygentdanvers]

hi everyone im still pissed we never learnt in school that shakespeare was bi and wrote the sonnets about a dude and a woc he was into

[secretgaygentdanvers]

hi everyone im still pissed that we were told emily dickinson was a spinster when she spent her whole life writing love letters to a woman

[secretgaygentdanvers]

hi everyone im still pissed about the fact that we never got taught any of the super super gay Greek myths. it seems impossible to think they managed to pick all the hetero myths when Greece was just THAT gay but guess what? they did.

[secretgaygentdanvers]

hi everyone virginia woolf was also bi im still pissed that so much of literature is queer and has queer coding within it that deserves to be analysed through that lens in the same way that we don’t ignore the gender of an author, but sexuality is never mentioned in highschool literature classes

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

history was gayer than we were made to believe 

[absolutely-walnuts]

like most things in life

[mxaether]

So many artists too. I never knew that so many of my faves were gay.

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

wow i got a laptop and this thing sure is on my lap

[syraptastic]

fuck me

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

i think there are a few steps in this relationship that you skipped. hey, i’m steven

[butchish]

Okay I used to HATE roses as a symbol of romance and shit or whatever until I learned why they’re signs of love bc it’s the most metal creation myth of all time

[butchish]

[butchish]

Well ok have y’all ever heard of the goddess of love Aphrodite?

So in greek mythology, all of the roses were white. all of em with no exception. white. remember this detail, it’s important to the story

so basically one day, our local love bitch Aphrodite was bragging to the other gods about how she could make anyone fall in love with anyone, because she was the goddess of love, and everyone got kind of irked with her bragging bc it was annoying, and Zeus (in his Zeus way) decided to pull a BIG PRANK on Aphrodite by making her fall in love w this mortal named Adonis. Adonis was a hunter, and this made Aphrodite CRAZY because hunting is super dangerous, and she was thirsty for Adonis right & she didn’t want him to die. EXCEPT therein lies the prank, bc Zeus MADE Adonis get gored by a wild boar (rip) and he died.

and here’s where the thing with the red roses come in. Bc all the roses are white, right? And right as Adonis was about to die, Aphrodite SWOOPED DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS in a golden chariot pulled by swans on a slide made of clouds (a cloud slide). as she rushed to his side, Aphrodite pricked her foot on a rose thorn and her blood landed on the petals of the rose, and all of the roses around her became red with her blood as she mourned for her dead lover who was killed in the hunt by a violent wild boar, all bc Zeus wanted Aphrodite to stop boasting.

tl;dr: red roses are a sign of romance bc they were originally white, but the red ones are red because they’re dipped in the blood of the goddess Aphrodite as she mourned the death of her lover

[sunspotpony]

Here, have this bouquet of “Zeus Is a Dick” flowers.