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the king, the greatest hero is back! 💥✨
oh, to be a cat
He might as well, we're not using it
hrggh
He is here to help you
Fucking. My exact reaction when i saw the trailer. HE'S JUST A LIL GUY <3 <3
Love this dude
just letting everyone know this post has been cooking for 7 years and it'll finally post in 2028
its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp
Happy September 🎃
this isn't the first time @cerbykerby had an idea that i've impulsively drawn... rest of the comic under the cut!
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YALL THE ONION BOUGHT INFO WARS IN THE BANKRUPTCY AUCTION
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME ARE YOU KIDDING ME
It's not over till it's over.
Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.
How disgusting can someone be
I wouldn’t even say this about my worst enemy
Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.
Anyways all of y’all AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party I’m throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket
I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushed “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.
Reblogging for last comment.
With the way this year is going, the sooner it happens the better.
*this can be reblogged every year
I’m going to make cake. There’s going to be fireworks. There WILL be a burnt effigy.
Look, I’m gonna level with you americans for a second. When old wrinkly and orange kicks the bucket, for once in my life, possibly the only time, I’ll actually want to be able to see the fireworks from across the Atlantic. And I daresay I won’t be the only one. So listen to me and listen closely, cause I’ll only say it once: When the moldy Cheeto bites it, it’s the one and only chance you’ll likely have at being loudly, unbearably, obnoxiously American in your celebration and for once, the rest of the world won’t complain.
…I know I just reblogged this, but that last comment 👌👨🏻🍳
Listen I’m already designing the cake I’m gonna order from Publix.
I want to see the fireworks from AUSTRALIA, guys. Make it happen.
I usually don’t really want to be American. But. When that asswipe finally dies, I will light them fireworks and eat them hotdogs.
I’ll be throwing a concert, banners and flags of his dead stupid fucking face flying everywhere saying DUMBASS CHEETO or something
I’ll make a holiday out of it for the rest of my life
Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.
I jacked off twice today.
I also jacked off twice today. You wanna FaceTime for round three?
not before I go do my deadlifts. I've got 406 lbs, 4 reps, 9 sets today.
Have a great time! :)
"That should be long enough for me to jack off at least two more times. He'll stand no chance against my empty balls and desensitized dick. I'll be sure to win this session."
Thanks bestie, I will!
"If he were Kira, he'd likely to use this time to jack off again... No... Maybe several times. It would be wise to bring my stroker with me to the gym so I can get at least another load out between sets. Such a dangerous foe, one can never be too cautious."
"if you are over 30 on Tumblr the mental illness won" "the aging fanbase of Tumblr" motherfucker if you are over 30 and have been here the entire time it means the mental illness didn't win we are still alive WE MADE IT
i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now
ideal woman to me and i am not kidding
SHE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB
I don’t think the club could handle her
having online friends who are busy is just like. I LOVE YOU. I miss you. YOU GOT THIS. I'm giving you space to work. I LOVE YOU.
reminder to everyone i haven't talked to lately: I love you. we'll be fine. I LOVE YOU. I am waiting for you. I hope you are well. I love you.
Ricordando il passato
This is beautiful