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itsuwari-no-kibo-offical

@jello-the-frog

#phone haunted by napoleonic-era cavalry

oak23

Burden bearing hips

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

HAPPY MOON DAYYY!!!!

#i can't believe this isn't at minimum a national holiday #like we LANDED a PERSON on AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT CELESTIAL BODY

j-h-cubedman

So, are the Titans going to have any future relevance in the story or are they just gonna stay giant popsicles? The one from the sanctuary was virtually immortal and could only be killed with light from the inside, and the fact they’re still here implies that being frozen hasn’t really killed them. They’re just stuck in place, looming over the wastelands.

Oh, the Titans are DEFINITELY still alive underneath that ice. They're essentially the Heirs' last line of defence. If either they or the witch is incapacitated and the storm is brought down, the Titans will immediately wake back up and continue the Roaring. Alongside all of the frozen SPAWN that lay around their feet.

crow-bro

Okay but real quick just imagine the SK seeing a titan and IMMEDIATELY gunning for it in pure rage because they see its giant horns

#Deltarune #snowblindau

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

sarostheghostcat

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

wafflebloggies

moon day is 20th July!!!

silly-jellyghoty

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

kedreeva

I scheduled this in 2025 to give you all a week to make Moon Day Monday preparations! I think I will order a little rocket cake or bake some moon phase cookies!

dduane

It's coming, cousins. ...This could be as big as March 15th if we made it that way...

#ONE MORE DAY!!

satan-offical

GUESS WHO JUST FINISHED YEAR TENNNN

nerdiwolverine

SIX WEEKS????? AFTER 10 AND HALF MONTHS OF SCHOOL???? OH MY GOD??????

satan-offical

IS THAT NOT NORMAL???

crow-bro

Not gonna say it's normal everywhere but iirc summer vacation in the states is like 2 to 2 1/2 months. Like middle of june to september?

the-unrelated-theorist

Kris can summon a book with a Titan eye on the cover. Hmm.

crow-bro

What if that's just supposed to be the cover of the manual?

#deltarune #deltarune spoilers

satan-offical

I'm going to caterpillar you

#and yet despite everything #i'll still be a butterfly in the end

microraptorhours

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

pixeljade

more than anything i want a world where a trans girl realizing she is a trans girl faces zero fear from that realization and subsequent coming out. Where she can say "Oh sweet, I can just be a girl? Sign me up!", no worrying if shes girl enough, no worrying if society will accept her, no worrying if she'll be an attractive girl as she transitions, no worrying at all in any way shape or form.

conleches

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help

bellero

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER

maxxie-or-smth

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

#half life scientists

homunculus-argument

If Ratatouille mechanics were real, there would be a whole market of businesses offering the services of operating rats to people who want them, and it'd be like how bees produce honey. People in the rat business would be so exhausted of having to explain over and over again that no, the rats aren't being exploited. If the rats didn't like how they're being treated, they would simply not return. There's no goddamn way to force a rat to be so passionate about playing the saxophone that they'll figure out how to puppeteer a human to do it for them. All that the business does is finding a way to put that specific rat in the hair of someone who's about to go on stage.

terrie01

The rats 100% think the businesses are being run for their benefit and worry about the humans being exploited.

homunculus-argument

A rat manager who is a rat and deals on their end of the deal is exhausted of having to explain over and over again that look, an average fully grown adult human being is like 200 times your weight, their hands are very fast and they can throw things better than you want to imagine. If one of them things didn't want you in their hair, you're not going to stay there for long. You'd be yote out the window in two seconds flat.