hi vekoa

dont share personal info on the internet!

[thqwib]

singing along witjh vocaloid tracks is hard becauss they dont berathe. also i usually sing the octave beloq and still an at the upper end of my register.

[thqwib]

unfortunately for dex i playt uba and swim. my lung capacity it yes. checkmate

[thqwib]

singing along witjh vocaloid tracks is hard becauss they dont berathe. also i usually sing the octave beloq and still an at the upper end of my register.

[ripplespate]

I don't have ms paint but just pretend it is bc no one knows paintbrush for mac but i can assure you it was just as hellish if not worse since theres technically no brushes other than a pixel round brush and the worst looking freaking spray paint

[unsound-satyr]

SCROLL BACK!!

IT'S A PAINTING!!!

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[thestuffedalligator]

I’m going to level with you. I have listened to The Devil Went Down to Georgia for most of my life. We were a country music household, this was a staple of my childhood along with Johnny Cash, Garth Brooks, and that one Chipmunks country album.

I have no idea what “Fire on the mountain run boys run/The Devil's in the house of the rising sun/Chicken in the bread pan picking out dough/Granny does your dog bite no child no” means and at this point I’m too scared to ask.

[dementian]

For once I can be of assistance.

Each of the lyrics comes from an old-time hickory song for fiddles, and is a lyric from that corresponding song.

"Fire on the Mountain" --> "Fire on the Mountain, run boys run"

Fire On The Mountain - Fiddle Player POV

"The House of the Rising Sun" --> "The Devil's in the house of the rising sun"

House of the Rising Sun

"Ida Red" --> "Chicken in the bread pan peckin' out dough"

Ida Red - Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys

"Granny Will Your Dog Bite" --> "Granny does your dog bite? 'No child, no'."

FTC #149 Granny Will Your Dog Bite

And for your furthered education, The Mountain Whipporwill.

Mountain Whippoorwill (aka How Hillbilly Jim Won the Great Fiddler's Prize)

[impossiblepackage]

this is the key part of the song, that a lot of people miss. people have this misconception that the contest between Johnny and The Devil is about who is the better fiddle player. but it isn't. its about who is the better fiddler.

in a time before things like radios and record players, every time you heard music was because there was somebody in the room with you playing an instrument. and many, many, many social events involved dancing, which requires music. so, if you're planning any kind of gathering in the american south or appalachia, you need to find a fiddler. and the fiddler's job is to play music that everybody knows and likes and can dance to.

the mistake The Devil makes in his bet with Johnny is that he misinterprets the contest as being about technical ability, so he has this big flashy song. he plays fast and impressively with a band of demons playing unfamiliar instruments in unfamiliar rhythms. he's definitely more skilled at playing than Johnny, and thinks he has it in the bag.

but Johnny wins because the contest is about being the best fiddler. the song uses these lines mentioned above as a shorthand for saying that Johnny is playing these songs. Johnny launches into a set of the most popular songs, played well, and that's what gives him his big win. A good fiddler knows all the hits, and can read the room to know what to play next. The Devil loses because he completely fails to read the room, and doesn't know the right songs.

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[perhats]

Air gear

[rottingnia]

i had a VERY IMPORTANT question about hearthians anatomy and i asked the fanmail with little to no hopes about a response... but it was better than i could have imagined

[pillowspace]

Much to learn from checking your history on ao3. Like that you opened a fic 305 times

[omnybus]

The first rule of Fight Club is that fights can neither be created nor destroyed

[omnybus]

The second rule of Fight Club is to not take the Fight Club's name in vain

[omnybus]

Third rule: A Fight Club must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Rule

[cthulum]

Very relevant indeed

[pananarchocommunist]

Rule of the internet: there's always an XKCD about it

[quinnick]

It’s that time of year again so here is your yearly reminder that the world isn’t ending and people don’t hate you. The sun is just setting at 6 pm.

[mrs-delaney]

Please take your vitamin D

[bundibird]

HEY SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE GIRLIES, ITS OUR TURN TO ENDURE THE DARK DAYS NOW, BUT STAY STRONG. THE WORLD IS NOT ENDING; THE SUN IS JUST SETTING AT 5-to-6 PM. BUT SHE WILL COME BACK TO US SOON. TAKE A VITAMIN D AND HANG IN THERE.

[striders]

the fucking full screen sized ads on this app are making it genuinely uninhabitable in here. why can’t i scroll without accidentally touching one of these things and having my phone commandeered by the download page for Stinky Mud Treasure House Merge Farm Slots Magic #3

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[theomnipotentfox]

If it's the snack chip he might just be corny.

[thqwib]

ok about e9 itself NO SPOILERS IN THIS POST i was very right about two things and very wrong about one thing. i enjoyed it a lot more than i thought i would! the animation was very pretty on the big screen. it was really cool going in and seeing multiple cosplays. i am looking forward to watching it without the peanut gallery.

[thqwib]

yeah the iton lung theater was significantly better than the TADC theater. genuinely impressive how disrespectful some people were haha. very very good film though! hella props to goose!

[thqwib]

like. im absolutely cool with the singing along during e8. reasonable and not at all an issue with me. but oh damn. did some people not shut up. grown adults. its OK to react! its OK if you make a little bit of noise! its not OK to have a conversation with someone two rows back!

[thqwib]

i understand that a lot of people in that room probably have never really been to movies. thats also OK! i usually watch stuff at home too! but movie etiquette is really really not that complex or hard to understand

[thqwib]

yeah the iton lung theater was significantly better than the TADC theater. genuinely impressive how disrespectful some people were haha. very very good film though! hella props to goose!

[thqwib]

like. im absolutely cool with the singing along during e8. reasonable and not at all an issue with me. but oh damn. did some people not shut up. grown adults. its OK to react! its OK if you make a little bit of noise! its not OK to have a conversation with someone two rows back!

[thqwib]

yeah the iton lung theater was significantly better than the TADC theater. genuinely impressive how disrespectful some people were haha. very very good film though! hella props to goose!