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obsessed with this reddit post

The best part is that OP made a “today I fucked up” thread about it and…:

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

saturnisfilledwithbees

To flesh this out a little bit more: both Megan Thee Stallion and Hozier write and sing really sexual songs, but they’re different in that Hozier’s music is typically “let me worship you” while Megan’s is usually “I’m worshipping myself,” which makes all the difference because it’s an acceptance of power rather than the giving of it. He’s the sinner, she’s the saint. However, taking their difference in genres out of it, people don’t usually seem to take Megan Thee Stallion’s music seriously in comparison to Hozier because a) her lyrics are more overtly and blatantly sexual and b)she’s claiming her sexuality for herself, and that scares a lot of people. The secret, no-one-wants-to-talk-about reason is that she’s a confident black woman, which terrifies people way than sex does. In conclusion, Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion are two sides of the same poetic, sexual coin, but people just don’t want to admit it. Which is WHY a collaboration between Hozier and Megan would be so powerful that it would change the timeline as we know it yes I will elaborate

bihet-hozier

oh my god i think about this so much. like they easily could be singing about each other in some of their songs. i was so confused when people thought it was crazy that hozier was listening to wap as if “put him on his knees give him something to believe in” doesn’t sound exactly like a lyric he would love, it’s so take me to church-esque

release-the-sheep

thinking about fleetwood mac and how they actually sang songs about each other. and performed them. about how much they loved or hated each other like what the fuck how

I mean can you imagine. singing about how somebody broke your heart and they're literally harmonizing. they're right fucking there. they're in touching distance. insanity! complete insanity! I would either break down crying or fully snap and break their neck

fucking. silver springs!!! 'you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you!' no fucking kidding he won't stevie he's literally behind you playing the drums! absolute madlads

fugoh

how y'all think petitions work

biden: sir……..the Teens want to change the national economy to communism obama: oh no…..how many signatures are there biden: sir there’s…there’s 100,000 obama: *sheds a tear* then it seems we have no choice…..comrade

omghotmemes

I laughed way too hard at this

mezimraky

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

smooththegoofyshark

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

evilkitten3

HOLY SHIT

this guy GETS IT

schmergo

The Lincoln Assassination is really just wild if you think about it for a moment. The younger brother of one of the most famous actors in the country- himself a famous actor and heartthrob in his own right- killed the President in a theatre and yelled “Sic semper tyrannis,” a line often associated with Brutus, a character that his brother had famously played.

Like, imagine if Liam Hemsworth killed the Prime Minister of Australia at a red carpet movie premiere or something and yelled “I went for the head,” and Chris had to leave the Avengers press tour to tell everyone, “I swear I had nothing to do with this.” Imagine how weird that would be.

kryptidkae

every day i think about how i accidentally outed myself in high school by showing my friends a sweet text from my “boyfriend” that read something along the lines of “good morning, i love you, i know you’re going to the beach with your friends today so be sure to wear sunscreen” and they thought that was too nice of a thing for a man to ever say to a romantic partner so they figured out that my “boyfriend” was a woman. the bar is in the earth’s core

chickenfarmersan

cornymember

im crying

zmije

if u have curly hair and someone tells you that you look better with it straight? that's a demon speaking to u baby

homoslovenc

not even God can predict this ending

o-kurwa

surgeratesfucko

ah finally I know what those Victorian dudes at the train movie felt like

official-sokka

BITCH

whoinvitedt-blog

odinsblog

Conservatives literally WANT others to suffer. They want people to share in their misery, even if - or especially if - avoiding said misery is completely possible. Please don’t ever let anyone convince you that conservatives are compassionate people. They. are. not. Particularly not today’s brand of gun loving, misogynistic, racist, immigrant hating Republicans.

There is a strand of harshness that runs through conservatism (which, I’m sorry to say, also exists in far too many allegedly “centrist” Democrats). Rooted in so-called “Christian” conservatism there is a distinctly punitive mindset, where suffering somehow equals “good” character. Even to the point where unnecessarily inflicting suffering downward, onto others, is somehow seen as a good thing. Seeking to harm people when you have it in your power to help others - that hardly seems like a Christian value to me. (LOL. But we already knew that conservatives are nothing like Christ).

How the hell does, “You not suffering” become a “slap in the face” to any good person??? WTF happened to, “WOW I AM SO GLAD YOU DIDNT HAVE TO SUFFER THE WAY I DID”??

I’m reminded of something I once read that was attributed to Thomas Paine: “Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man.”

leeminholinoing

Sorry I can’t hang out on Thursday it’s one direction’s anniversary, I’m also not available on Friday because I will need to deal with the disappointment the anniversary will bring me